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2 Driving 10 evanthe speed limit en the way heme today
2 Wanted to get heme and see rommate' s new PSA
2 Merge around and pass a carseat' s going the speed limit
2 Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me
2 Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him
2 We seen hit a stoplight
2 Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down
2 Asian wannabe gangster. hat brim hat and all
2 Roll down my window in responses and lead with "what?"
2 Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "Fuck you" in response
2 Brain gees numb
2 "Is that an offer? It' s been a while since I had some chink lips en this dick."
2 I' m not even gay. but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time
2 He responds with "Hey, . % u can touch yew ewn tiny ass dick, fagget"
2 Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here ifyou' re curious"
2 Ignore hew strange this interaction is getting
2 "Yeah, bullshit, fucking queer."
2 Brain scans fer responses
2 Only ene option found
2 Take seatbelt eff. quickly unzip pants
2 Rock hard fer seme reasen
2 Scoot Ivette the passenger seat
2 De a weird stand squat and stick my dick out the window
2 Guy starts yelling structureless profanity
2 Light turns green and he peels out
2 I' m left in a line effers with my dick butthe winder. in the wrang seat
2 Why did Ijust do that
2 MEN
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Submitted: 03/04/2014
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#2 - whorelee (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#13 - maaarknuuuut (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#41 - kuff (03/05/2014) [-]
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#1 - miia ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Mantis lord is amused.   
You life for today, human.
Mantis lord is amused.
You life for today, human.
#19 - vampireinarm (03/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>driving home from picking up PS4   
>employee took like 2 hours longer than it should have finding it in the back room   
>running a bit late, promise roomate I'd show it to him at home   
>stop at red light, the 2 people at the front are arguing   
>this'gonbegud.jpg   
>watch, waiting for shit to go down   
>guy on the left sticks his dick out the window   
>wat.jpg   
>MFW
>driving home from picking up PS4
>employee took like 2 hours longer than it should have finding it in the back room
>running a bit late, promise roomate I'd show it to him at home
>stop at red light, the 2 people at the front are arguing
>this'gonbegud.jpg
>watch, waiting for shit to go down
>guy on the left sticks his dick out the window
>wat.jpg
>MFW
#4 - megafranco ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
YFW
#11 - thistownneedsguns (03/04/2014) [-]
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#26 - worried (03/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
no homo
#21 - crutoncrazy (03/05/2014) [-]
"for some reason" Yeah, ok.
#6 - hooxx (03/04/2014) [-]
this is one of the best greentexts ever
#25 - mikepetru (03/05/2014) [-]
"It's been a while since I've had some chink lips on my dick"
"It's been a while since I've had some chink lips on my dick"
User avatar #9 - techjoker (03/04/2014) [-]
"some reason"
#18 - haqq (03/04/2014) [-]
glorious as fuck
User avatar #32 - mrgoodlove (03/05/2014) [-]
It's not normal to get a raging hard on when you're driving?
#43 - givememoarpony (03/05/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at damn dawg ** the driver behind's fw
User avatar #30 - AdamBaum (03/05/2014) [-]
During my childhood days I used to live in a culdesac in a private school where my step dad taught, and my neighbor from across the street (Lets call him Bryan) never talked to me. I babysat his fish when he was away on vacation one time in my childhood but thats it.
So fast forward and I'm visiting my step dad who lives on campus but not at the culdesac anymore. I'm waiting for him outside because he's getting something inside, we're leaving to I don't remember. Then some SUV rolls up into the driveway and I'm like "the fuck". The window gets lowered and this young guy asks me where the culdesac is, he's meeting up with his pal. Without thinking I say "Oh Bryan?" His face lights up and says "Yeah bro! Are you AdamBaum?" I'm confused and say "Yeh? How did you know." And he goes "Because Bryan told me all about you bro, we're about to smoke the fattest blunts and take rips out of his bongs bro." He dials Bryan, "Guess who I met up with bro." its on speaker. "Who?". I just got an awkward feeling, he must have mistaken me for some other dude with the same name. "It's AdamBaum bro, the dude you haven't seen in a long time. I'm with him. Say what's up bro!" Bryan starts greeting "AdamBaum" and I awkwardly say "Hey". Theres silence and the SUV bro is still smiling because he doesn't know, he looked like a chill guy. Bryan tells him that it's the wrong guy. More silence. I tell him where Bryan lives and he leaves. I hear them doing donuts at a nearby parking lot. I got out of the whole thing drained for some reason, shit was awkward as fuck. Why did I do that? That was a while ago too, and I'm beating myself over it lol.
#49 - givememoarpony (03/05/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #7718145 at Safe For Work Random Board ** what or who I have done on the road
#46 - lamarisagoodname (03/05/2014) [-]
like actually
#15 - hexsthengone (03/04/2014) [-]
**hexsthengone rolls 156,188**
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