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2 Driving 10 evanthe speed limit en the way heme today
2 Wanted to get heme and see rommate' s new PSA
2 Merge around and pass a carseat' s going the speed limit
2 Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me
2 Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him
2 We seen hit a stoplight
2 Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down
2 Asian wannabe gangster. hat brim hat and all
2 Roll down my window in responses and lead with "what?"
2 Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "Fuck you" in response
2 Brain gees numb
2 "Is that an offer? It' s been a while since I had some chink lips en this dick."
2 I' m not even gay. but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time
2 He responds with "Hey, . % u can touch yew ewn tiny ass dick, fagget"
2 Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here ifyou' re curious"
2 Ignore hew strange this interaction is getting
2 "Yeah, bullshit, fucking queer."
2 Brain scans fer responses
2 Only ene option found
2 Take seatbelt eff. quickly unzip pants
2 Rock hard fer seme reasen
2 Scoot Ivette the passenger seat
2 De a weird stand squat and stick my dick out the window
2 Guy starts yelling structureless profanity
2 Light turns green and he peels out
2 I' m left in a line effers with my dick butthe winder. in the wrang seat
2 Why did Ijust do that
General road rage stories.