Haven't you heard. . Dear god ml, what have I done 15 In Highschool virgin, very few friends girl in school 10, frizzly hair and really long birdie's Eeveryone
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Haven't you heard

Dear god ml, what have I done
15 In Highschool
virgin, very few friends
girl in school
10, frizzly hair and really long birdie's
Eeveryone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc.
her at lunch nne day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with
really bad fer her
Couild up my enlrage and sit with her
get to talking
Churns out we have a let in nommin
keep in touch and eventually begin dating
my virginity to her,
new relationship makes me mere confident about life
working out more, eating mere properly
to expand my circle of friends., feel cooler and cooler
my gaining in population means my m begins to drag me down
Eeveryone starts telling me "Why are you dating Biddle's?" er ''I can' t believe ynu go out with that Birdy girl"
listen to them we I' m an arrogant male teenager
Suecide to break up with her
Abreak up with her via text
get in a huge fight
mentions that she' s been there fer me since I was a leser
her eff and say I don' t like her anymore
calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up
like a boss fer dumping the only girl who liked me
day CHRIS to school feeling chipper
Eeveryone' s got their heads hung and looking somber
girls are crying
s going en
Ffriend walks upto me tells me ''I' m really sorry"
Soorry about what?
You didn' t know?" He says somberly "l thought ynu of all people weild' ye heard first-"
Iheard about what ******* tell me
HI thought everyone had heard___ aboutthe Bird"
bird bird
is the word
t you know about the Bird?
Everyone knows the bird is the word
buh en man man buh buh en man man
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Submitted: 02/13/2014
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