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God I love tard stories

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she me in high school
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#44 - wrinklynewt
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Comment Picture
User avatar #57 to #44 - chrisel
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Isn't there an Nicki Minaj picture of this, could somebody post it?
#58 to #57 - wrinklynewt
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i have this (abeit small)
i have this (abeit small)
User avatar #94 to #44 - ziji
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User avatar #46 to #44 - butterduck
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Your name has a veteran sticker next to it.
#47 to #46 - wrinklynewt
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....yes?
#126 to #47 - arstya
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I know where that picture is from.
I know where that picture is from.
#130 to #126 - wrinklynewt
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#131 to #130 - arstya
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This one I don't. Link me?
#137 to #131 - sobono
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User avatar #50 to #47 - lazaman
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How do you get that sticker?
#51 to #50 - wrinklynewt
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mod thingy
#132 to #51 - sobono
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After all i've done I still aint a mod. Heheh Admin will help one day... one day...  hope leaking
After all i've done I still aint a mod. Heheh Admin will help one day... one day... hope leaking
#133 to #132 - wrinklynewt
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he still looks for new people every once and a while when jobs open up   
just keep an eye on your MMs
he still looks for new people every once and a while when jobs open up
just keep an eye on your MMs
#134 to #133 - sobono
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Been watching them like a hawk since that one PM thing where he was looking for a new modsquad
Been watching them like a hawk since that one PM thing where he was looking for a new modsquad
User avatar #63 to #47 - lolzee
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That image looks familiar, I swear I know it from someplace.
#66 to #63 - wrinklynewt
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i know where you've been
User avatar #67 to #66 - lolzee
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Do you have the source?
#68 to #67 - wrinklynewt
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only things i can think of would be no pain no gain or behind the scenes
User avatar #71 to #68 - lolzee
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Luv u bby
#73 to #71 - wrinklynewt
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#115 to #73 - dudewitharake
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User avatar #70 to #68 - lolzee
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I can't find it for free anywhere
#15 - ihaveablackfrend
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"tard guards in hot pursuit"    
I lost it  I am a terrible person for laughing at this
"tard guards in hot pursuit"
I lost it I am a terrible person for laughing at this
#53 - newesttook
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Went to school with a kid named Connor who'd joke to his asshole friends about raping the only tard in our school, a quiet girl who was really obviously messed up but never bothered anyone. People thought it was hilarious of course so he took it a step further. Goes up to this girl in class and tells her straight up that he's gonna rape her. She's terrified enough that he's speaking to her, has no idea what he's talking about. He explains to her what exactly rape entails. She starts to cry.    
Turns out the girl had a lot of "lady problems" and now won't let her doctor anywhere near her without freaking out.    
Terrible, and another reason separate classes may be better for everyone
Went to school with a kid named Connor who'd joke to his asshole friends about raping the only tard in our school, a quiet girl who was really obviously messed up but never bothered anyone. People thought it was hilarious of course so he took it a step further. Goes up to this girl in class and tells her straight up that he's gonna rape her. She's terrified enough that he's speaking to her, has no idea what he's talking about. He explains to her what exactly rape entails. She starts to cry.
Turns out the girl had a lot of "lady problems" and now won't let her doctor anywhere near her without freaking out.
Terrible, and another reason separate classes may be better for everyone
User avatar #78 to #53 - djcoldcutz
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Ultimate shame that my name is Connor.
#84 to #53 - pimpelipom
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As horrendous as this is, I have some questions abou this tard thing. Its been bothering me. Can someone explain this to me? Are you really having down kids in regular schools? Where is this happening? Anyone told you why you doing this?
User avatar #111 to #84 - assyria
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Since the No Child Left Behind **** passed under Bush, tards are lumped in special schools. If the families cannot afford special schools, they get dumped in public schools.
Most places have seperate rooms where its basically like a daycare center, but some of them get dropped in regular classes.
#142 to #111 - pimpelipom
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Wel I guess its great for people to see that not everyone has it so good to begin with. There are peopel who are "disabled" to do some stuff most of the people take for granted.

- My brother is disabled...
User avatar #91 to #84 - newprinny
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Most schools these days (or at least all that I've been to) have a "special needs" class where those with physical and or mental deficiencies go to basically be taken care of for the day, dood. From what I can tell, it's basically just a free daycare service for them and they generally don't actually learn things like other students in regular classes.
User avatar #120 to #91 - newforomador
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They learn basic stuff. Depends on their disability probably. I've got a little brother that's disabled, and he's in special ed. He's 13, but learns at about the rate of a 5 or 6 year old, so he learns the kinda stuff that 5 or 6 year olds learn. Basic math, simple spelling, some stuff like that.
User avatar #121 to #120 - newprinny
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Ah, I forgot to add in that they probably learn super basic stuff, dood. But yeah, basic stuff is the most they end up getting unless they have a high functioning disability that lets them integrate into regular classes.
#144 to #53 - anon id: 4744a968
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what are "lady problems" ?
User avatar #101 to #53 - capslockrage
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Why didn't you tell someone about it?

knowing it happened and doing nothing isn't any better than actually doing it.
User avatar #143 to #101 - newesttook
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Even the people who'd laughed before were freaked when he went over to talk to her. Just about everyone in the room was yelling at him and trying to cover his voice by the end. Believe me, if what is in that short little paragraph was the end of the entire ordeal I would have felt too guilty to post it.
#128 to #101 - anonymousperson
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he shoulve sent a letter
he shoulve sent a letter
User avatar #64 to #53 - Ragumshnagum
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Connor needs his ass kicked.
#54 to #53 - sacrilegious
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That's awful, what the hell.
User avatar #55 to #54 - newesttook
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It was at a little hick school with about 200 people. This kid was one of the student leaders too!
User avatar #62 to #55 - sirfapaton
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He's worse than some retards...
User avatar #11 - PenguinsOfMars
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tard hq? is that where phanact lives?
#21 - arkamedies
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>Tard guards in hot pursuit
******* lost it
#60 to #21 - Orc
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**Orc rolled image** I ******* found it.
User avatar #28 to #21 - unicornattacks
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Can we call them tuards?
#29 to #28 - anon id: 9c6da95c
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No. People will just think at's a misspelling.
#30 to #29 - unicornattacks
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Yeah, good point.
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User avatar #124 to #32 - anonymousperson
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i got it
User avatar #125 to #124 - girguy
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ah **** it
#127 to #125 - anonymousperson
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it was funny enough m8
it was funny enough m8
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#3 - anon id: f69ccc96
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So, person with a disability and rather than be mature you refer to him as a tard and go out your way to stress him the minder and the class so you could write this retarded story on funny junk in the hopes that enough dip ***** will like it so you can be liked as apose to the norm of people hating you for being a cruel little ****. Nice job well played you have achieved you life goal made fun of a "Tard" as well as stressed him out and now you and all your "Normal friends get to laugh at his expense. So what you are telling me is that you took advantage of the vulnerable for the hell of it, You are a sick bastard it is pathetic. You are all trying so hard to be 4chan when all you are is a bunch of faggots who need to get laid and realize that not everyone with a mental disability is a retard. What is your excuse for being a ******* retard?
#4 to #3 - anon id: e7fab80c
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Go **** yourself.

No one asks to have them dumped upon society and have everyone forced to give them special treatment.You like tards?**************** good for you just keep them with other tads and take care of them yourself instead of throwing them into society to be a liability.
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User avatar #16 to #3 - orelse
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*opposed
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User avatar #82 to #3 - somerandomrant
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wow, so much anon lately what happened to 2scared2login
User avatar #116 to #3 - swipez
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nice try xtoxicmuffinx
User avatar #138 to #116 - xtoxicmuffinx
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was not me you can even check my profile
User avatar #135 to #3 - iamaniceperson
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What is it with the troll over-flow? It's getting out of hand.
I miss the -200 thumbs ban...
User avatar #139 to #3 - xtoxicmuffinx
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I agree assholes like the 4chan poster ******* irks me
User avatar #140 to #3 - metalgusta
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" so you could write this retarded story on funny junk in the hopes that enough dip ***** will like it so-"
" write this retarded story on funny junk"
"write story on funny junk"
Wasnt written on funnyjunk you tard
#65 to #3 - ainoninom
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>Trying to be 4chan
>The original post is clearly from 4chan
#72 to #3 - ryles
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User avatar #76 to #3 - RisenLichen
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I don't like dealing with people with mental disabilities, the only person with such a disability that I will EVER tolerate is my baby brother, and thats cause I love him to death. Yea sure he's an annoying little **** but he can't help it. I don't expect others to give my brother special treatment as much as it'd be nice, why should I give special treatment to other tards? I wont disrespect them of course, but i'd try to not get involved with them.
User avatar #27 to #3 - drldrl
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I'm all for equal treatment, but also equal discipline. If they disrupt the class, remove them like any other student.
#39 to #27 - anon id: 2219d4b8
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True but if you have some dip **** harassing the kid how is that fair. Yes kids with mental disabilities need extra help but very few are useless. Many can still work and are intelligent, What gets to me is that rather than put up with it they go out their way to be cruel. How can we as a species progress if in the modern age people still find it funny to pick on and demand that those that are different be killed.

When are we going to learn. Blacks, gays, bronies, furies, special needs children. It is a never ending cycle of lets pick on someone who is different because it makes us feel strong. How can that be the mentality of people? How can people be so cruel, not because they are sociopaths but because they want to get likes and reconstitution on a website. Laughter and dark jokes are great it is when you go for individual targets that is when it gets nasty. Jokes are great but when they are only cruel and spiteful they are no longer jokes. Down vote this be cunts I don't care
User avatar #40 to #39 - drldrl
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He was annoying him so he took care of it, I have no problem with that if the teacher won't take care of it. ALL the stories I've read from 4chan stem from the kid just being a douche. They need to be disciplined instead of allowed to do whatever they want.
#123 - dudewitharake
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since we're on the topic of tards doing crazy **** in high school, ill contribute:
>be me in high school
>be bassist in jazz band
>have tard drummer
>kid has Asperger's, let's call him Dee
>towards the end of senior year
>jazz instructor decides to have recorded show during school hours so kids can stay in class and watch/listen to jazz band during
>halfway through the show, gets to 1st chair saxophone solo
>kid's got this thousand dollar or so silver soprano sax
>****** cash
>after the set's over, break time
>Dee was behaving himself for the most part when he wasn't trying to be Keith Moon on the drum solos
>Dee loved him some Keith Moon
>saxman sets his baby on its pretty stand on the stage out away from everyone
>Dee suddenly gets inspired during break by R Kelly
>believes he can fly
>runs around stage on maximum overtard
>smashes into the innocent soprano sax
>bent to all hell and completely unplayable
>isded.jpg
>Dee says 'sorry' as if he just bumped into someone
>obviously has no clue of the damage that was done
>lookwhatyouvedone.peg
>MFW Dee got away with breaking an incredibly expensive high-quality saxophone
still no clue if the tard's parents paid for that thing's repair and/or replace
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*Cringe*
#80 - luckyspirit
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I think I have a worse scenario from my own school.   
>PE   
>have archery unit   
>three tard kids allowed to handle the bows and arrows without any actual supervision (teachers are never actually watching us when we're doing **** in the class anyway)   
>These arrows are actual arrows   
>the only reason they are in the class is because their parents request for them to be in a normal gym class   
   
The best part is, I was forced to be right next to those ******* kids. I feared for my god damn life half the time.
I think I have a worse scenario from my own school.
>PE
>have archery unit
>three tard kids allowed to handle the bows and arrows without any actual supervision (teachers are never actually watching us when we're doing **** in the class anyway)
>These arrows are actual arrows
>the only reason they are in the class is because their parents request for them to be in a normal gym class

The best part is, I was forced to be right next to those ******* kids. I feared for my god damn life half the time.
User avatar #86 to #80 - jackknapp
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You have a goddamn ARCHERY unit?
Damn, I wanna go to that school.
User avatar #90 to #86 - luckyspirit
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We're not exactly the best school in the world, but we have a lot of cool things that not many schools have. We do about four blood drives for the Miller Keystone Foundation in memory of a student who died of Leukemia several years ago (2004 I think). We also have our Dr Suess play that is run by one of our most well respected and loved art teachers where they get a bunch of kids (mainly Seniors and the special needs kids) to act out a story based around the Suess characters. It's mainly for fun and we always have a little charity drive where all the proceeds from tickets go to, like this year was a child who was diagnosed with cancer.

We also have the Six Flags trip for the senior class along with the trip to Shady Maple (an amazing buffet near some Amish communities that occasionally bring stuff over there to sell to people). There's even our Mr Boone competition where a bunch of guys from the senior class are selected to participate in a "beauty pageant" that mainly involves more comedy and wacky antics than anything else. We also have our golf unit in Phys Ed for juniors and seniors going along with archery. On the subject of classes, we are one of the few schools that teach Law, Anthropology, Sociology, and Psychology (in the same school, no less). We're even introducing a class where you actually get to study the stories in graphic novels/comic books for the juniors and seniors next year as a .5 credit elective in the English department. We're even getting a mythology class, a pop culture studies class, and even an advanced Sociology class next year.

A lot of our teachers are also incredibly nice and well respected by the students, as well as sharing a lot of the interests we have.One such teacher is just an all around great guy who actually is among us during class (sitting with us, talking to us) because he wants us to feel like we're not completely below him. Our art teachers even work alongside the students to show they actually know what they are doing.
#98 to #90 - lordxdanswich
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I wish I had your school, the one I went to sucked complete ass.
I wish I had your school, the one I went to sucked complete ass.
User avatar #100 to #98 - luckyspirit
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You may end up changing your mind if I told you about the bad things in our school, honestly. We have a lot of good things, but at the same time we're filled with our fair share of assholes.
User avatar #105 to #100 - jacksipian
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tell me about the bad, you've made me curious now.
User avatar #112 to #105 - luckyspirit
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Our school is essentially run by stupid people. The administration thought it would be a good idea to spend millions of dollars on a stadium instead of just making a simple playing field with some bleachers on the sides. Not only that, but we spend too much money on special education (which consists of the kids who are too lazy to do **** in class and the kids who are addicted to how many drugs they do regularly) and constantly has to deal with budget issues that have boiled down to removing every sport and club starting next year in the high school, which screws any chance of the students getting into a decent college since these days they mainly look at your participation in extracurricular activities and your grades and they aren't going to take "my school didn't have clubs or sports" as an excuse, either. Not to mention that the principal and the super intendent are so hated by the students that any attempt at disciplining a kid ends up with the principal being laughed at and made fun of behind his back and the kids blatantly ignoring everything he was told. Not to mention we have little to no disciplinary action to begin with since you can not even serve a detention or suspension and they won't do a thing about it. WHen I say that, I mean they literally do NOTHING about it. It's as if they said it was going to be a slap on the wrist and instead gave them candy.

I don't have the time to explain everything else, but trust me when I say there's more to it.
User avatar #114 to #112 - jacksipian
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that is ******, that's terrible.
User avatar #103 to #100 - lordxdanswich
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I doubt it. The school I went to was at least 90% assholes, probably still is actually, where I live is pretty much dick central. and most of our teachers didn't give one flat **** what happened to you or what you did. I guess anything is possible though. I say most of the teachers didn't care, there were a few. Especially one dear old soul of a teacher who tried to help me.
#43 - ghostyogurt
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Story time kiddos    
>Be me in high school    
>hanging with one of my group of friends that are all assholes    
>One of them dares me to go "goose" this one "special" kid    
>Thought they where talking about my spot on goose impersonation    
>Was like "Kid must like gooses not gonna judge"    
>Apparently goosing at my time and school was a hit to the nuts    
>Friends where assholes and I was an idiot etc    
>Go up to the tardian of the galaxy    
>Release 3 perfect honks in his face    
>Kid goes pale as ******* mashed potatoes    
>Lets out banshee roar of death    
>Start throwing punches everywhere    
>Me:  Do a barrel ROLL    
>Him: Beat all my classmates to death    
Long story short they had to get like 6 teachers and his mom to come in to calm him down. Mfw they first letter of every sentence is what he screamed. Mfw all the commotion went down
Story time kiddos
>Be me in high school
>hanging with one of my group of friends that are all assholes
>One of them dares me to go "goose" this one "special" kid
>Thought they where talking about my spot on goose impersonation
>Was like "Kid must like gooses not gonna judge"
>Apparently goosing at my time and school was a hit to the nuts
>Friends where assholes and I was an idiot etc
>Go up to the tardian of the galaxy
>Release 3 perfect honks in his face
>Kid goes pale as ******* mashed potatoes
>Lets out banshee roar of death
>Start throwing punches everywhere
>Me: Do a barrel ROLL
>Him: Beat all my classmates to death
Long story short they had to get like 6 teachers and his mom to come in to calm him down. Mfw they first letter of every sentence is what he screamed. Mfw all the commotion went down
#122 to #43 - zacharlfreeman
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"Kid goes pale as ******* mashed potatoes"