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God I love tard stories

Cl Anonymous (ID: 'laila! area) ( Wed) Uka
Mandatory we stories thread.
she me in high school
mum puter class
wwe have a we in there, always plays games
salways disrupts class but the teacher lets him stay
eerie day i have sit next him
she starts annoying me
sshow him that maze game where mu cant much the sides
stell him its the best thing ever
she plays it, touches the side at the fat part
sthe screaming thing pops up
Hard is scared cut cf his mind
paunches the screen, it breaks
she is now screeching his head off, is
bruns cut the door, banging mi and walls
Hard guards in hat pursuit
spinally camer him, it takes It maple restrain him
sstill hear him screeching as they haul him back we HQ
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#44 - wrinklynewt (05/09/2014) [+] (22 replies)
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#15 - ihaveablackfrend (05/09/2014) [-]
"tard guards in hot pursuit"    
I lost it  I am a terrible person for laughing at this
"tard guards in hot pursuit"
I lost it I am a terrible person for laughing at this
#53 - newesttook ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Went to school with a kid named Connor who'd joke to his asshole friends about raping the only tard in our school, a quiet girl who was really obviously messed up but never bothered anyone. People thought it was hilarious of course so he took it a step further. Goes up to this girl in class and tells her straight up that he's gonna rape her. She's terrified enough that he's speaking to her, has no idea what he's talking about. He explains to her what exactly rape entails. She starts to cry.    
Turns out the girl had a lot of "lady problems" and now won't let her doctor anywhere near her without freaking out.    
Terrible, and another reason separate classes may be better for everyone
Went to school with a kid named Connor who'd joke to his asshole friends about raping the only tard in our school, a quiet girl who was really obviously messed up but never bothered anyone. People thought it was hilarious of course so he took it a step further. Goes up to this girl in class and tells her straight up that he's gonna rape her. She's terrified enough that he's speaking to her, has no idea what he's talking about. He explains to her what exactly rape entails. She starts to cry.
Turns out the girl had a lot of "lady problems" and now won't let her doctor anywhere near her without freaking out.
Terrible, and another reason separate classes may be better for everyone
User avatar #11 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
tard hq? is that where phanact lives?
#21 - arkamedies ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Tard guards in hot pursuit
******* lost it
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#3 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2014) [+] (16 replies)
So, person with a disability and rather than be mature you refer to him as a tard and go out your way to stress him the minder and the class so you could write this retarded story on funny junk in the hopes that enough dip ***** will like it so you can be liked as apose to the norm of people hating you for being a cruel little **** . Nice job well played you have achieved you life goal made fun of a "Tard" as well as stressed him out and now you and all your "Normal friends get to laugh at his expense. So what you are telling me is that you took advantage of the vulnerable for the hell of it, You are a sick bastard it is pathetic. You are all trying so hard to be 4chan when all you are is a bunch of faggots who need to get laid and realize that not everyone with a mental disability is a retard. What is your excuse for being a ******* retard?
User avatar #27 to #3 - drldrl (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm all for equal treatment, but also equal discipline. If they disrupt the class, remove them like any other student.
#123 - dudewitharake ONLINE (05/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
since we're on the topic of tards doing crazy **** in high school, ill contribute:
>be me in high school
>be bassist in jazz band
>have tard drummer
>kid has Asperger's, let's call him Dee
>towards the end of senior year
>jazz instructor decides to have recorded show during school hours so kids can stay in class and watch/listen to jazz band during
>halfway through the show, gets to 1st chair saxophone solo
>kid's got this thousand dollar or so silver soprano sax
> ****** cash
>after the set's over, break time
>Dee was behaving himself for the most part when he wasn't trying to be Keith Moon on the drum solos
>Dee loved him some Keith Moon
>saxman sets his baby on its pretty stand on the stage out away from everyone
>Dee suddenly gets inspired during break by R Kelly
>believes he can fly
>runs around stage on maximum overtard
>smashes into the innocent soprano sax
>bent to all hell and completely unplayable
>isded.jpg
>Dee says 'sorry' as if he just bumped into someone
>obviously has no clue of the damage that was done
>lookwhatyouvedone.peg
>MFW Dee got away with breaking an incredibly expensive high-quality saxophone
still no clue if the tard's parents paid for that thing's repair and/or replace
#80 - luckyspirit (05/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I think I have a worse scenario from my own school.   
>PE   
>have archery unit   
>three tard kids allowed to handle the bows and arrows without any actual supervision (teachers are never actually watching us when we're doing 						****					 in the class anyway)   
>These arrows are actual arrows   
>the only reason they are in the class is because their parents request for them to be in a normal gym class   
   
The best part is, I was forced to be right next to those 						*******					 kids. I feared for my god damn life half the time.
I think I have a worse scenario from my own school.
>PE
>have archery unit
>three tard kids allowed to handle the bows and arrows without any actual supervision (teachers are never actually watching us when we're doing **** in the class anyway)
>These arrows are actual arrows
>the only reason they are in the class is because their parents request for them to be in a normal gym class

The best part is, I was forced to be right next to those ******* kids. I feared for my god damn life half the time.
#43 - ghostyogurt (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Story time kiddos    
>Be me in high school    
>hanging with one of my group of friends that are all assholes    
>One of them dares me to go "goose" this one "special" kid    
>Thought they where talking about my spot on goose impersonation    
>Was like "Kid must like gooses not gonna judge"    
>Apparently goosing at my time and school was a hit to the nuts    
>Friends where assholes and I was an idiot etc    
>Go up to the tardian of the galaxy    
>Release 3 perfect honks in his face    
>Kid goes pale as 						*******					 mashed potatoes    
>Lets out banshee roar of death    
>Start throwing punches everywhere    
>Me:  Do a barrel ROLL    
>Him: Beat all my classmates to death    
Long story short they had to get like 6 teachers and his mom to come in to calm him down. Mfw they first letter of every sentence is what he screamed. Mfw all the commotion went down
Story time kiddos
>Be me in high school
>hanging with one of my group of friends that are all assholes
>One of them dares me to go "goose" this one "special" kid
>Thought they where talking about my spot on goose impersonation
>Was like "Kid must like gooses not gonna judge"
>Apparently goosing at my time and school was a hit to the nuts
>Friends where assholes and I was an idiot etc
>Go up to the tardian of the galaxy
>Release 3 perfect honks in his face
>Kid goes pale as ******* mashed potatoes
>Lets out banshee roar of death
>Start throwing punches everywhere
>Me: Do a barrel ROLL
>Him: Beat all my classmates to death
Long story short they had to get like 6 teachers and his mom to come in to calm him down. Mfw they first letter of every sentence is what he screamed. Mfw all the commotion went down
User avatar #1 - mymommasallama ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i saw this thread!!!
the one about a hallway full of unconscious potatoes and excrement when they misunderstood a fire drill destroyed me....
#136 - arena (05/10/2014) [-]
>Be me last year this year of high school.   
>In the uk   
The uk has this retarded system where if you make a joke about tards or even make eye contact in a funny way, you  get kicked the 						****					 out of school and a army of feminists, race groups and tard enforcer groups hunt you down.   
>Tard in my class called james   
>james is alone all the time and has some major crazy problems were even the slightest sound flips a switch to tardarus   
>Teacher forces me to work with james, where in (Ict)   
>James is a white kid but watching some rap videos (No idea why)   
>Sit next to him (Like I said no eye contact)   
>Computer doesn't turn on   
>Stupid me checks plug   
>Plugs been pulled out   
>I got to plug it in, while putting all my weight on the wire   
>Slip and pull james plug out   
> Computer turns off    
>Oh god what have I done.   
>James starts screaming and goes into a fury smashing the computer into nothing.   
>Teacher attempts to restrain him   
>Hes still going ape 						****					 foaming at the mouth spitting and 						****					 as self defense   
MWF He starts to 						****					 and piss himself while screaming.   
>Tard wranglers rush the room   
>20 minutes later the computers and half of the room is trashed   
LOL myself as tard gets caged and wrangled away   
.......... Teacher fired for trying to restrain the tard ... (UK)........   
 you guys should hear some really stupid 						****					 that goes on with tards and other 						****					 at uk schools
>Be me last year this year of high school.
>In the uk
The uk has this retarded system where if you make a joke about tards or even make eye contact in a funny way, you get kicked the **** out of school and a army of feminists, race groups and tard enforcer groups hunt you down.
>Tard in my class called james
>james is alone all the time and has some major crazy problems were even the slightest sound flips a switch to tardarus
>Teacher forces me to work with james, where in (Ict)
>James is a white kid but watching some rap videos (No idea why)
>Sit next to him (Like I said no eye contact)
>Computer doesn't turn on
>Stupid me checks plug
>Plugs been pulled out
>I got to plug it in, while putting all my weight on the wire
>Slip and pull james plug out
> Computer turns off
>Oh god what have I done.
>James starts screaming and goes into a fury smashing the computer into nothing.
>Teacher attempts to restrain him
>Hes still going ape **** foaming at the mouth spitting and **** as self defense
MWF He starts to **** and piss himself while screaming.
>Tard wranglers rush the room
>20 minutes later the computers and half of the room is trashed
LOL myself as tard gets caged and wrangled away
.......... Teacher fired for trying to restrain the tard ... (UK)........
you guys should hear some really stupid **** that goes on with tards and other **** at uk schools
#117 - landerp (05/10/2014) [-]
Tard kity
#102 - dinocaster (05/10/2014) [-]
tard hq
User avatar #89 - welfarekid (05/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>In engineering class, autistic kid hes 20 named jessie, should've graduated 2 years ago
>Also not doing what teacher says even though he is capable. Just does not wanna work
>Teacher is cheerleading coach
>He grabs the cheerleading catalog every day
>Ask him, "Why are you always looking through that?"
>"Just browsing, watts it to ya!
>Skip forward a few weeks
>Hes double tabbed on IE ( ******* stupid right? who uses IE?)
>Watching yoga videos
>call teacher over quietly
>her mouth drops all she can say is "Is he really, he can't oh god, he is.. oh god"
>"JESSIE!"
>He freaks out and switches tabs,jumps up, yanks his hand out of his pants and yells
>"I DON'T UNDERSTAND RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINES!"
>His dick is hanging out
>Teacher about pukes has her hand up covering her view of his tard wang
>He hyperventilates, not allowed in classroom again.
>No one touches the computer the rest of the year, literally, no one.
#9 - beerwench (05/09/2014) [-]
Gotta say I did not appreciate the teachers keeping the special needs kid who wore diapers and ALWAYS had his hands down the front of his pee ridden pants in the same class as my son. So sorry that I don't want my child playing in your childs' piss.
#88 - duvallwhitey (05/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ive heard of tard wranglers, but tard guards...hilarious
Ive heard of tard wranglers, but tard guards...hilarious
#69 - mydogpikachu (05/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i love it when people talk about there stories from school, I'm always so curious on what happens at the persons school
User avatar #107 to #106 - deltoraquest (05/10/2014) [-]
it was indeed a grand adventure, then it was turned into an anime
User avatar #38 - kyrozor (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In my school tard HQ was called "The Base" and everyone called the tards "Base Cadets" **** was jokes,
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