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Have I pleased

Have you scratched any furniture?
Mil ll ' I' M DAMAGED
FURNITURE TO " DIES
2.) Clear clogged drains by pouring baking
soda down your drain, followed by vinegar
and hot water.
3.) Wrap a wide rubber band around
doorknobs to soften a door that slams (and
reduce noise complaints).
4.) Make entrances much less
annoying.
SILENCE "IUD FLOORS
a Use coarse salt to clean any cast iron
skillets that came with your furnished
apartment.
Wk HEAD will
6.) A broom and a hose can help you clean
off your dirty deck.
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7.) Remove a stripped screw by using a
rubber band and some elbow grease.
9.) Freshen up the place without using a ton
of aerosol sprays.
Are the couch’ s pillows looking flat?
Flattened pillow? Put it in the sun for 30 minutes. The sun
will absorb moisture and plump up your pillow. Use this time
to reflect on the poor decisions you' made.
Use to: silence squeaky doors,
lubricate stuck windows and remove crayon
marks from walls.
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Submitted: 06/21/2014
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#5 - surto (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"The Sun will absorb Moisture" Well that seems legit
#1 - swagmonstah ONLINE (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Got to # 6 and could feel the autism through my computer screen.
Jesus ******* Christ, spray your deck, scrub it and spray again. Who the **** is that autistic that they'd tape a hose to their ******* push broom.
**** you OP.
#9 to #7 - stevecartel (06/21/2014) [-]
Okay, first of all-saying "faggot" is really not that much of an insult at, it literally does not do anything at all for me. Second offending someones mother is also a very overused and generic insult, again it has no effect. Finally when I wake up I don't be an emo little **** like you and look down all day. I have friends all throughout the day and socialize every ******* day so I don't become a lonely **** like you and have to make internet arguments to get the littlest amount of attention.
User avatar #11 - kumimono (06/22/2014) [-]
Too many bad decisions, too few pillows. Of course, the ones I cry myself to sleep with are extra moist, and take longer to puff up.
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