I didn't wake up today to become a better person

Donate to charity or I will honestly break your stupid slut face

I'm so poor I am a charity. And you'll have to buy me dinner first xoxo

"muh feelangs"

aye

tho things a lot of people need, period

I can relate to people very well.

I just still can not give a fuck about them or their reasons. They're not me, so fuck them

Puberty will be over eventually.

2/10 made me reply

Whatever you say, Lieutenant Assumption

Mmmhmm

Not really, since you're assuming that I had no friends and that i'm disliked, when the opposite is true. Then again, you can only take my word for it, and you seem bitter or aggressive enough that it won't be enough proof, and i'll rather not waste time trying to convince you.

>I can relate to people very well.
>I just still can not give a fuck about them or their reasons
>They're not me, so fuck them

That's not really emotional intelligence then lol

I own a book called Emotional Intelligence

;-;

he's retarded, don't bother trying to explain to him

Fuck you fag

See, that's where you're wrong. You assume everyone's an asshole, because they don't know better. Nah, son. I'm great at reading people and understanding how they feel. That's why it's so easy for me to be an asshole - I have a really easy time finding out where I should hit someone, so it hurts. I CHOOSE to be a cunt. IRL I have to actually bother using my social skills and consider other peoples' views and feelings. Here, I can just say what's on my mind without giving half a fuck.

You are the minority in this situation and therefore not who I was referring to.
Also, gross.

Also, he's really dumb and what he thinks of himself isn't remotely true.

How do you know I'm the minority? I could be part of the majority, but most of them don't want to admit they're dicks on purpose, because they like to pretend they're nice people. It's pretty damn common to have that illusion. I've seen it with almost everyone I know IRL. Everyone's a fucking saint until they get either angry, drunk or comfortable enough to show their true nature and say what's on their mind. And every single time it turns out they're actually dicks like me. They're just in denial.

Because more than half the shit you read on funnyjunk is stupid? Why try to argue something so clearly untrue lol like the people of funnyjunk are walking about with even half an understanding of the people that surround them and what empathy is.
Almost everybody I know irl are inherently good, I mean everybody does and says stupid shit including me because everybody loves a laugh and it's funny to say things you shouldn't but at the end of the day I don't know anybody with the true nature of a cunt. I get to know people to because people open up to me all the time, my best friend is always like right who told you something personal last night? Because there's always at least one when we go out.
Life is so much more fun when you aren't harbouring hate. The actual choosing to be a cunt isn't really intelligence to me, what's smart about hating shit all the time? Okay you maybe see the world and people for what they can be sometimes, destructive and horrible, but to ignore the good in the world and also ignore the good in yourself isn't fair. I see the bad in people but I know from experience that most of the time that's not truly who they are.

Who says you have to hate shit? I don't do it out of hate, I do it, because I find peoples' impotent rage funny. They hate me, they're tired of me and they want to punch me, but they can't, because we're on the internet, so I just keep going and going, while their rage increases exponentially, due to their inability to do anything about. I get to just sit there and fan the flames without catching fire. It's great.

And, trust me, you don't know someone until they've either gotten piss drunk or so angry they looked like they'd get a rage-induded brain hemorrhage. Your brain is one paranoid son of a bitch, it's always on guard and making sure it doesn't say something it's not supposed to. It occasionally slips up and you say something stupid, but it never lets it continue for too long. The only way to get around that is with something that overpowers that part of the brain. And the two things that do that best are alcohol and anger.

Hahahaha I'm irish idiot, the main thing I do with people is get drunk. When I say go out, I mean go out and got drunk and then had people pour their souls to me because I'm known as a bit of a mother figure that has good advice.
Like I'm going out tonight to do the 12 pubs of Christmas thing and already when I heard who was going I thought "ah he's going to open up to me about his sad sex life tonight"

Okay whatever, you do your thing. It sounds like really intelligent behavior to engage in and you win absolutely everything.

You should have said that to begin with. Yeah, OK, congrats, you've got some nice friends. Guess I'm just stuck with cunts. Don't really mind, they're fun cunts. Most of them, anyway.

My friends have hard exterior as cunts but I know deep down they are all good. From an outsider perspective my friends were called "indie, beautiful and rude as fuck"
We say really mean things to one another which people are shocked by, especially in england where they go to uni, English people couldn't handle it, we aren't rude to other people but sometimes I guess we give off the impression that we are mean. So its like the opposite to yours, I got to know my friends 5 years ago and found lovely little people inside.

True. I really think they might not get it until they have kids or something and that sucks if it takes a kid then you suck

Thinking somebody posts a quote purely to make themselves seem smart shows more about your intelligence than mine sweetie

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