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Harvard Rejection

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Submitted: 09/22/2015
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User avatar #7 - xdiabolicx (09/23/2015) [-]
A general admission into Harvard application fee costs $75. Hope the OPs joke was worth it.
User avatar #24 to #7 - MrDrProfessor (09/23/2015) [-]
Even if this wasn't fake tons of Ivy leagues wave the fees for applying depending on SAT score
User avatar #25 to #7 - timmity (09/23/2015) [-]
I thought it cost like 300$
User avatar #8 to #7 - moldybreadcrumb (09/23/2015) [-]
He's not on front page yet
User avatar #11 to #8 - xdiabolicx (09/23/2015) [-]
I doubt thraxis was the one who actually sent in the application. But he's benefiting the most off of whoever the real OP is.
User avatar #14 to #7 - sciencexplain (09/23/2015) [-]
Did it ever occur to you at any point that this just might be fake?
User avatar #15 to #14 - xdiabolicx (09/23/2015) [-]
Of course. So I hope it's shopped.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sciencexplain (09/23/2015) [-]
I hope not. I want this to be a thing. I want comedy submissions to be a trend so that maybe they would appreciate serious applications more, and I can do a PhD at Harvard or some cool ass American university.
User avatar #17 to #16 - xdiabolicx (09/23/2015) [-]
I don't see why not. People are free to spend their money however they want. Me personally I wouldn't spend $75 for imaginary thumbs but I think shopping them would be a win-win situation.
User avatar #19 to #17 - solidderking (09/23/2015) [-]
Thumbs are not imaginary
the real world is fake
FJ is the only thing that matters
User avatar #18 to #17 - sciencexplain (09/23/2015) [-]
Well, it could always turn sour. A sea of red thumbs is possible if someone makes the right comment to turn the viewers against it, but it doesn't often lie in the middle. Either it withers and dies, or thrives and goes straight to front page. I'd prefer my green thumbs from making science content instead. However, most people on here don't like reading, so if it's not a pretty picture, they go right past.
User avatar #3 - thunderchild (09/23/2015) [-]
Dumb cunt, sacrificing a real shot at Harvard for a joke
#29 to #3 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
>>#23
>>#14
>>#10
>>#26
>>#6
>>#4
User avatar #21 to #3 - imakejewburgers ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
You need way, way, way more than just a GPA and ACT score that matches Harvard's standards to actually get in. Even if you do have more, it's still half luck if you get picked.
#4 to #3 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, I bet whoever sent this had a real shot at Harvard.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thunderchild (09/23/2015) [-]
"Although your sat scores and GPA are certainly up to our standards" I hope it's a joke
#22 to #5 - toohntown (09/23/2015) [-]
Their standards for those are easier to meet than the NUMEROUS other requirements they have including, but not limited to, **** loads of money. GPA and ACT scores aren't the only thing that get you into colleges that good...
User avatar #6 to #3 - manofparody (09/23/2015) [-]
>Implying he wants to go to Harvard.

Yea, I rather not be $20,000 in debt in the first semester.
User avatar #13 - mrwalkerfour (09/23/2015) [-]
holy ****


I cant believe he met angela merkel
#1 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
fake
#2 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
This is pure gold
#27 - Tastygiblets (09/23/2015) [-]
I know it's fake, but i will never not laugh at this
#26 - donatelo (09/23/2015) [-]
these always smell like bs. i couldnt see any reason for an admissions rep to quote the senders essay. typical rejection letters are not personal but rather a template.
User avatar #9 - hwaraam (09/23/2015) [-]
So he doesn't cross out Molly's name up, but he does it before *drops mic*
User avatar #12 to #9 - kualeifarne ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
It could have been the last name that was before *drops mic*
User avatar #10 - zekeon ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
>implying this wasn't made in photoshop
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