Happy removal day. . googlable: intelligence: googlable: hahahaha you came out of a vagina bisection ftw You were never born then. Just removed. ouch Happy remo
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Submitted: 03/02/2014
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#5 - betars (03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I see no downside with c-section   
   
In fact, it's great, because you weren't exactly born from a woman.   
that means you can kill Macbeth.
I see no downside with c-section

In fact, it's great, because you weren't exactly born from a woman.
that means you can kill Macbeth.
#14 - doctorprofessornv (03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I was removed via suction cup

<mfw the first hour after birth
#1 - soulkiller (03/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
They performed a c-section when I was born because my head was too big for the vagina of my mother. mfw I heard that story
User avatar #12 - muffintime (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My mom had to get a c section because I was coming out butt first.... Kinda funny how I turned out the way I came out... Being a ass
#3 - ferndizzle (03/03/2014) [-]
the gif says it all
the gif says it all
#27 - nought (03/03/2014) [-]
**nought rolled a random image posted in comment #763284 at Friendly ** mfw I was born
#15 - thunderpony (03/03/2014) [-]
My sister-in-law had a C section a few days ago. Going to say this to her kid one day. MFW i do it.
My sister-in-law had a C section a few days ago. Going to say this to her kid one day. MFW i do it.
#41 - taylorelise ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was born over a toilet bowl
I was born over a toilet bowl
#53 - doobledeep (03/03/2014) [-]
"Tumor Baby"
#35 - loremasterbftw (03/03/2014) [-]
**loremasterbftw rolled a random image posted in comment #818869 at Friendly ** be warned for you macbeth only a man not born of a woman can be your undoing,
**loremasterbftw rolled a random image posted in comment #818869 at Friendly ** be warned for you macbeth only a man not born of a woman can be your undoing,
#28 - EdwardNigma (03/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was a c-section too apparently.
Like, I really did not want to fucking leave the womb. I was a massive piece of shit to birth.
User avatar #23 - tonkkax (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My cousins retarded friend once tried to argue that he was born out of his moms asshole
User avatar #37 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I was a c-section because I was fucking gigantic
12.7 lbs at birth.
#60 to #58 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/03/2014) [-]
Your mother must've been one strong woman to naturally birth such a large baby
#6 - senorfrog (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A male born by c-section technically were born a virgin, but did not commit incest as well. Think about it. Now stop thinking about it you perv
User avatar #57 - nimba (03/03/2014) [-]
"Till Birnam forest come to Dunsinane I cannot taint with fear. What's the boy, Malcolm? Was he not born of woman?"
User avatar #38 - arnoldnorris (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well atleast my penis didn't touch my mother's vagina
User avatar #63 to #38 - retrotroglodyte (03/03/2014) [-]
lol look at this faggot who didn't lose his virginity on his first day
#18 - kibbleking (03/03/2014) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at happy early valentines day **
I was removed by C-section

MFW I idea why
User avatar #24 - phoenix grinder (03/03/2014) [-]
happy removal day

one of those posts that leaves you with your jaw on the floor wondering what you're doing with your life
User avatar #22 - leadstriker (03/03/2014) [-]
i just played 24 hours of mass effect
this content just hurt my head im going to bed
User avatar #19 - itsdasp (03/03/2014) [-]
What would I classify as?
When I was born, I was being strangled by my umbilical chord, which the doctors couldn't get to and ended up having to cut my mother's vagina up in order to pull me out (without damaging) and unwrap it from me.
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