I've returned, my fellow funny junkies!

After dropping my sister off at school, my mother and I stopped by my college so I could see if they'd removed my holds so that I may sign up for classes. The trip was incredibly successful!

To relieve the last of my holds, I had to take this short online course about sexual harrassment and abuse and, to my morbid delight, it was fantastic! Rather, I was already familiar with all the information thus able to notice the smaller things, like how in every scenario couples' names were either incredibly generic, like 'Bill' and 'Susan' or really unique sounding names that flow together-- the kind of things you'd name identical twins. I found myself muffling chuckles as I mentally pictured Tyana stalking and breaking into her lesbian twin sister and ex-lesbian lover Tatiyana's bedroom to verbally assault her. Is it an abusive relationship, just another sibling squabble or has hanging around dirty boys on the Internet started messing with my mind? Another source of amusement was how all the 'sexist douchebags' who were sexually harassing people, getting rejected, and drugging women in the pictures bore a striking resemble to a certain Josh. Coincidence or conspiracy?

In any event, not only am I signed up for my classes with all my books checked out and accounted for, it appears my writing teacher this semester is not only a fan of various sorts of mythology but a fellow comic enthusiast as well! One of our assigned books is the first paper-back trade copy of Fables: Legends in Exile. Not only is it a comic I absolutely adore, it's one less book I had to purchase! Fantastic!

tl;dr: Evil's a dork with a twisted sense of humor who's going to college.
So, in short, nothing new.