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#11100053 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11100102 to #11100053 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
The thing is, I believe it is not a cold, but detox. Once I arrived home I cooked normal, natural foods not those sodas, takeaways and half-fabricate food. And not just that, also the herbal remedy therapy for other things in last few weeks.
User avatar #11100229 to #11100102 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
dont say that ;w;

its yours...

i like >w<
User avatar #11100234 to #11100229 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
I will become a ghost and possess a fat cat in demonic ways.
User avatar #11100236 to #11100234 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
ive never had a cat before
i wonder what theyre like
#11100240 to #11100236 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
<-- basically cats
User avatar #11100248 to #11100240 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
how adorable
#11100256 to #11100248 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
I still prefer cats over dawgs.
You don't have to walk a cat 10x a day.
A cat doesn't bark, drool on your carpets or launch food all over the floor.
A cat doesn't need your attention 100% of the time.
Cat can entertain itself with cat toys, you don't need to chuck balls/saucers for it.
You can even train a cat to take a shite on human toilet, so there is no stench with cat litterboxes.
Less fur shedding, too.
User avatar #11100264 to #11100256 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i like my dog tho
hes fat hes well trained
doesnt shed at all
he naps all day and he walks only twice a day for poopin

and besides excersise is good and dogs listen to you 100% obedient
and they lub u
User avatar #11100266 to #11100264 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
The one we have is opposite. She is only like, half-trained and isn't obedient at all. She doesn't chew shoes or shite, but she doesn't listen to commands at all. Sheds a lot. Sheds less because we buy vitamin pills now. Still sheds.
Needs to be walked 10x a day bc she can't control her fuckin' bladder.
Exercise with torn muscles and fatigue doesn't give much benefit, tho.
Love is meaningless if I have to clean up her food that her messy ass has launched all over the kitchen floor.
User avatar #11100271 to #11100266 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
oh i see
well maybe ur dog is just a lazy >:3
User avatar #11100272 to #11100271 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
It is the shelter dawg.
I regret taking her in, really, I do. She'd be better off with another family where at least one family member isn't working full time.
User avatar #11100278 to #11100272 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i see...
but she probably lubs u
#11100282 to #11100278 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
I have no connection with the phatass, still. Ain't my dawg. She prob feels it because she chills with the other person more.
User avatar #11100286 to #11100282 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i suppose... you get what you put in
User avatar #11100290 to #11100286 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
I tried to be friendly and all but the cons outweigh the pros.
User avatar #11100299 to #11100290 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
maybe our dogs will meet and fall in love like we did
User avatar #11100305 to #11100304 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #11100330 to #11100305 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Shelter, buying kittens or stuff. I'd suggest a kitten. Some folk give them away for free because their own pets got naughty in spring season.
Also, Steam is faster.
User avatar #11100334 to #11100330 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i like your pictures tho hehe
User avatar #11100319 to #11100305 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Fluffball cat chills next to the radiator under my desk. I almost stepped in him while stretching legs because I forgot that he even is there.
User avatar #11100325 to #11100319 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
hahah

thats the kind of relationship i want with my cat

if i ever get one. i dont even know how you get the things. shelter?
User avatar #11100104 to #11100102 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
if you are doing detox
you need more sleep
if youre tired you should do that.
or maybe you really do need a hugg or maybe some massages or something x3

get better soon >w< otherwise it wont seem like a vacation ;w;
User avatar #11100170 to #11100168 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
heh...
<3
#11100173 to #11100170 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
If I wasn't so lazy, I could probably make a religious sect. Ze prophet with star shaped marrrrk.
User avatar #11100176 to #11100173 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i could be like your disciple that you saved ^^

"ive never lmao'd hard, truly a blessing from teh gr8ter ones'
User avatar #11100188 to #11100184 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
is interesting

maybe you should connect with your past self x3

a cat :33
User avatar #11100197 to #11100195 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
apparently freckles mean you were burned by fire there in a past life :ooo


thast spoopy.
User avatar #11100204 to #11100197 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
I have freckles on fais. Small ones, but still.
And the scattered pattern.
Tbh there is too much. I probably have three fiddy past lives then or just pigmentation issues.
User avatar #11100205 to #11100204 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i like them
User avatar #11100208 to #11100205 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
They oogly tho.
I just noticed that I have birthmarks even on my ears. Fuck's sake.
User avatar #11100210 to #11100208 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i dunno why

i like em. its uniqueness made flesh
User avatar #11100215 to #11100210 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
freckles associate with soulless gingers
User avatar #11100218 to #11100215 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
but your my freckly angel x3

Gingers are going extinct. ;w;
User avatar #11100220 to #11100218 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
plz, I have dark blonde natural hair color, I am no ginger
and good, they must
User avatar #11100224 to #11100220 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
ye they pretty ugly tho
User avatar #11100223 to #11100220 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Also

r00d
User avatar #11100228 to #11100223 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
eeeeh I'd split it and throw it in a dumpster if I could tbh
User avatar #11100226 to #11100225 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
embrace your body~
User avatar #11100222 to #11100220 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
im not calling you a ginger ;w;

im just saying i like your freckles >w<
User avatar #11100177 to #11100176 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
*so
User avatar #11100107 to #11100104 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Tfw everything.
User avatar #11100109 to #11100107 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
you worry me sometimes angel >w<
User avatar #11100117 to #11100109 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
U wanna hear some shit? I have five birthmarks on it that make the shape of a star if lines are drawn between them. Ayy lmaos must be at it.
User avatar #11100118 to #11100117 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
where is it ;w;
User avatar #11100120 to #11100118 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
On my arm. ><
User avatar #11100121 to #11100120 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
which one?
User avatar #11100123 to #11100121 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Right one, lower arm.
User avatar #11100124 to #11100123 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
hmmmm

have you tried summoning any demons o3o
#11100126 to #11100124 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
'Tis an ayy lmao star, not religious star of ze Jew or Satan.
Pic related, all 5 dots are visible.
#11100128 to #11100126 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thats crazy man :33

you should be happy actually. this only means you were born to be a starrr

or maybe u should reach for the starsss with ur right arm of course ^w^

im running out of ideas m8. i pray 4 u. pls no abduction
User avatar #11100131 to #11100128 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
The thing is, there are more ''birthmarks'' appearing over time and there are new shapes coming up.
User avatar #11100134 to #11100131 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I suggest a full body inspection :33333333
User avatar #11100136 to #11100134 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Yeh, very funny, but they actually spread all over.
User avatar #11100141 to #11100136 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
if you really think its a problem you can have that checked out.

but you just need my hugs i think personally
User avatar #11100143 to #11100141 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Nah, asked docs about the one on my fais as well - apparently not melanoma, just pigmentation spots - nothing to worry about.
User avatar #11100149 to #11100143 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
oh thats good ^w^

apparently every 7 or so years every atom in our body is different.

so you can expect changes. my sister used to have really dark brown eyes. now she has lighter ones. pretty rare, but not uncommon
User avatar #11100156 to #11100149 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
But these random birthmarks appear within days sometimes.
User avatar #11100166 to #11100156 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
>ww< dont worry about it angel im sure its nothing
User avatar #11100157 to #11100156 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
are you stressing a lot lately?
User avatar #11100142 to #11100141 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
im pretty sure random mole appearances is a sign of some form of disease idk maybe?
User avatar #11100144 to #11100142 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Nah, checked it.
User avatar #11100059 to #11100053 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11100061 to #11100059 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
^wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww^
User avatar #11100066 to #11100065 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Let me guess

one of your alien waifus
User avatar #11100068 to #11100066 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Sadly not. It is just Mystique.
User avatar #11100069 to #11100068 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i see.
i dont know of her >w<

but goodmorning/afternoon
#11100070 to #11100069 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
? Really?

'Tis mornin', son. 10.27 AM
User avatar #11100071 to #11100070 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
oohh that mystiqueee

she looks way different in movies, thats where ive only seen her
User avatar #11100072 to #11100071 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
The movie one is not too appealing. I prefer the comic versions.
User avatar #11100074 to #11100072 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
but she is a shapeshifter
User avatar #11100076 to #11100074 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
She can't turn into your anime waifu because she can only copy real humans.
User avatar #11100077 to #11100076 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
i dont have any anime waifus x3
#11100087 to #11100077 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Yeaaah sure, in that case I am an arachnid type alien with 6 eyes, 10 extremities, bioluminiscent blue skin with pale teal dots and short temper.
User avatar #11100089 to #11100087 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
mystique can shapeshift as you for me >:3
#11100090 to #11100089 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
hfw she learns what you plan next
User avatar #11100091 to #11100090 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Lotso kisses
#11100093 to #11100091 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
I'm sleepy af, son.
User avatar #11100095 to #11100093 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
But its morningg
did you get enough rest?
User avatar #11100098 to #11100095 - xxangelisxx (12/12/2015) [-]
I still have dull headache, runny nose, constant sneezing, cough, cold/hot flushes, itchy eyessss and other deeds. How do you think?
#11100099 to #11100098 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
here

lets hug so i can be sick too

then the sicknees wont be as rough on youu
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