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#2 - matrixone (04/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Thought it was dick in a box
Thought it was dick in a box
#8 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Joke's on you, elephant.
#20 - ryuktg (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - include (04/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #12 - chuckbillrow (04/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
please excuse the copypasta but it is quite relevant

Subject: This is Truly An Incredible Story

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant
#30 - I Am Monkey (04/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Elephants never forget. They are true patriots.
#25 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**jnovuse rolled image** hunter's face when..
**jnovuse rolled image** hunter's face when..
#27 to #25 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how relevant this roll was!
#38 - willindor (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#26 - ubercookieboy (04/05/2014) [-]
Aw how adorable. He got his mother a pair of dentures
#19 - maaarknuuuut (04/05/2014) [-]
gimmie dem teeth
gimmie dem teeth
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#31 - pinkfloyd ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
**pinkfloyd rolled user lametitan **
User avatar #13 - afuckinmazing (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Maybe I'm retarded but... Jokexplain pls help.
#14 to #13 - jokexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
you know how poachers hunted elephants for their ivory?
this is the elephant's revenge
added joke: he never forgot
#63 - kolya (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#59 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** how i poach.
#57 - felex ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
"Tell the girl she's pretty and she will not believe you. Tell the girl she's fat, and she will never forget it" I guess elephants have a good memory.
#44 - zerith (04/05/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image**
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