Happy Canada day. and here's to another year of being confused for Americans.. I'm not canadian but that money is awsome!
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#1 - ibowtobacon (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm not canadian but that money is awsome!
User avatar #12 to #1 - chillybilly (07/02/2014) [-]
It melts in the dryer
User avatar #25 to #12 - trollins (07/02/2014) [-]
Unless you have your water set at 70c I don't think that's going to happen.

It doesn't freeze and crack either.

And the small maple leaf does indeed smell like syrup.
User avatar #26 to #25 - chillybilly (07/02/2014) [-]
Dryer, not washer.
User avatar #27 to #26 - trollins (07/02/2014) [-]
I still don't think your dryer is going to hit 70 degrees Celsius.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chillybilly (07/02/2014) [-]
I work at a restaurant in a town near Canada. When the new stuff started coming around I had a customer tell me that he had melted a bill in his jeans.
There are also instances of people doing stuff like leaving their wallet atop their oven and such with the money shriveling and/or melting
User avatar #29 to #28 - trollins (07/02/2014) [-]
That customer lied, it was a popular thing to say here in Calgary too but we all knew it wasn't true. Ovens and such can easily pass 70C, and polymers can burn after direct exposure to flame.
User avatar #30 to #29 - chillybilly (07/02/2014) [-]
Then I retract my statement

is able to melt
User avatar #31 to #30 - trollins (07/02/2014) [-]
Do American dollars get a 2/10 because they burn and aren't waterproof?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chillybilly (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to start a debate on 'who's currency is superior'
Personally I feel like we should be using coins for everything.
American bills are not damaged by water, though. Burning and tearing are their only real hazards.
Unless the bill is well-worn, tearing isn't even much of a worry.
User avatar #33 to #32 - trollins (07/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #12 - phantomeins (07/02/2014) [-]
Maybe you should check your pockets before you wash things.
User avatar #15 to #1 - daragon (07/02/2014) [-]
Smells like maple syrup and can stand in for monopoly money. Canada/10
User avatar #20 to #1 - gammajk (07/02/2014) [-]
I like how the Bank of Canada had to release a statement saying they don't actually put maple syrup in the money
User avatar #2 to #1 - anonimperiumreturn (07/01/2014) [-]
Is it true that it smells like maple syrup?
User avatar #3 to #2 - ibowtobacon (07/01/2014) [-]
Yes, the little leaf on the money is a Scratch and Sniff
#5 - thatguyjonah (07/02/2014) [-]
Lol fix our money? All of yours looks the ******* same all green **** with different numbers, you should fix that first.
#22 to #5 - sakurasou (07/02/2014) [-]
We gots colors fool.
User avatar #6 to #5 - nudybooty (07/02/2014) [-]
oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize I said I was american. I thought this was a how i met your mother gif.

Damn I look great in my gif.
User avatar #9 to #6 - thatguyjonah (07/02/2014) [-]
Not even once
#7 - theroflcer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Australian Cash!
#4 - sumsar (07/01/2014) [-]
us money is starting to become that way, ma-bee we are the ones catching up?
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User avatar #10 to #8 - nudybooty (07/02/2014) [-]
I love how you call us closed minded then go on about a bunch of stuff that you don't even know about and probably don't care to learn about.

I'm guessing you are american?
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#16 to #10 - coughingboss (07/02/2014) [-]
"Im guessing you are american" Doing the same thing he just did..How does that make you any better?
User avatar #23 to #16 - nudybooty (07/02/2014) [-]
When did I say I was trying to be better and how is that closed minded?
#34 to #23 - coughingboss (07/03/2014) [-]
Im not saying you said it but it sure as hell looks like it from a third party view. And its closed minded because you assume hes American because hes closed minded...
User avatar #35 to #34 - nudybooty (07/03/2014) [-]
you need to look up the definition of closed minded
User avatar #21 - hackcroissant (07/02/2014) [-]
Bitch. smells like maple.
User avatar #18 - peggscott (07/02/2014) [-]
Serious note, what the **** is with that ‘guns everywhere’ law?

Come on America, Guns and alcohol? Really?... Thats kind of backwards
User avatar #19 to #18 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2014) [-]
No, fo dnik is kind of backwards.
User avatar #13 - irishwolven (07/02/2014) [-]
I didn't know until today that the Canadian $20 bill has Queen Elizabeth II on it. This really surprised me and I don't know why.
User avatar #14 to #13 - okamiterasu (07/02/2014) [-]
because Canada is a British commonwealth
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