Happy Birthday to Me!. Just got a phone call from a Khmer woman I don't know, but it's my birthday, so I decided to have fun: Me: "hello?" Her: " Birthday Asian prank call
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Happy Birthday to Me!

Just got a phone call from a Khmer woman I don't know, but it's my birthday, so I decided to have fun:

Me: "hello?"
Her: "he- who is this?"
Me: "Josh"
Her: "Oh! I have wrong number."
Me: "Oh okay, don't worry about it."
Her: "Okay, bye!"
Me: "WAIT! Today is my birthday!"
Her: "oh... well... happy birthday then!"
Me: "Thanks! What did you get me?"
Her: "um... I don't know you. I didn't get you anything."
Me: "That's okay, I'll get you something on yours! What did you get me? I'm dying to know!"
Her: "I didn't get you anything! I don't even know you!"
Me: "So... It's a surprise?"
Her: "NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!"
Me: "I love surprise presents! Where can I pick it up?"
Her: "THERE IS NO PRESENT!"
Me: "Presents then? Plural?"
Her: "What?"
Me: "Should there be an '-s' as a suffix to show multiplicity?"
Her: "Wha- NO! I DIDN'T BUY YOU ANYTHING!"
Me: "You made it yourself? That's so sweet!"
Her: "NO! I DIDN'T MAKE YOU ANYTHING EITHER!"
Me: "You didn't buy OR make me a gift? I don't understand."
Her: " **** YOU!"
Me: "OooOOooh! Well, I mean, that's a huge risk."
Her: "WHAT?! I'VE NEVER EVEN MET YOU!"
Me: "Exactly! I'm STD free, and while I can't pass judgmen-"
Her: "I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
Me: "But it's my birthday!"

That's when she hung up.
It's gonna be a good day.

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#1 - brewswillis (07/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
there seems to be a correlation between having no game and  the name "josh" thats a reference. [spoiler] im sorry  [/spoiler]
there seems to be a correlation between having no game and the name "josh" thats a reference. [spoiler] im sorry [/spoiler]
#9 - alienwhale (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Mfw I didn't see the description.
Mfw I didn't see the description.
User avatar #13 to #11 - xxjmacxx (07/20/2014) [-]
I think he just really wanted to use that gif
#12 - skelejockey (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is the fakest **** I've ever seen.
#8 - drdisrespect (07/20/2014) [-]
so dumb and bad
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#5 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what does Khmer mean?
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