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User avatar #3 - brlol (01/12/2016) [-]
I wonder how these actors hide their boners?

I mean, not just in this post, but everytime there's a sex scene in a movie, if the man gets a boner, how can he hide it? Does he hide it?
User avatar #64 to #3 - chrizzle (01/13/2016) [-]
Apparently its ALOT more awkward then you think. Not all actors are attracted to other ones. and alot or allready married or seeing people. and they may have only just met this person a day or so ago. there is also like 15 people watching you all with cameras, if you watch interviews with actors about it. its kinda funny
#69 to #3 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
I remember watching a documentare about stuff like that. They actually duct tape their Dicks to the side of their thighs.
User avatar #93 to #3 - legolego (01/13/2016) [-]
well, i know that some special pants, they have like a cock sleeve that kind of hides it. though the funniest way i've seen was when an actor at my old highschool had his dick duck taped to his leg
User avatar #58 to #3 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
He could be gayer than a christmas tree maybe
#84 to #58 - xzayviaaeyeres (01/13/2016) [-]
Camper than a row of tents?
User avatar #61 to #3 - alpako (01/13/2016) [-]
they only hire actors that are gayer than a christmas tree
User avatar #72 to #61 - muffincannibal (01/13/2016) [-]
So is that admin then?
#22 to #3 - megatronusoftarn ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm pretty sure it involves tying your dick to a tampon and shoving it up your ass.
Or something of the sort...
#38 to #29 - noburt (01/13/2016) [-]
>>#22
Got ya, don't worry.
#40 to #38 - hiken (01/13/2016) [-]
Am i the only one thinking that **** must hurt like hell?
#65 to #40 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
Yes, you are the only one. Duh. Honestly, what kind of faggot doesn't like shoving things up his ass and pulling his dick backwards? And both at the same time?

Dude, you sound like a massive faggot to me.
User avatar #39 to #38 - megatronusoftarn ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
Thanks main. I was afraid for a moment that no one got the reference.
#41 to #39 - noburt (01/13/2016) [-]
Same here, that is why I posted it.
#36 to #22 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
I understood that reference Its a greentext
User avatar #4 to #3 - zxczero (01/12/2016) [-]
some post on tumblr mentioned a device where you strap your dick to your thigh. you'd probably get better answer if you googled around a bit
User avatar #7 to #4 - kousei ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
If memory serves, "Cock-sleeve"
#11 to #3 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Just as Marlon Brando said when he needed to film a sex scene with a hot actress:

Please excuse me if i get a boner. And please excuse if i dont.
User avatar #8 to #3 - awesomedewd (01/12/2016) [-]
Normally you'd be used to that scene and know what will happen, so you're pretty much prepared.
User avatar #104 to #8 - deathstare (23 hours ago) [-]
Hey, I've had sex with my wife before. I'll have sex with her again today. Ahhhh, **** , I got used to her. Looks like I gotta find a new wife!

Boner's should rise everytime you see ass. It requires active willpower to stop from bonering. I'd wager they use something synthetic to "Hold me back!"
#9 to #3 - brljagif (01/12/2016) [-]
they wear a dancers belt
#31 to #9 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
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em aesthetics, no homo
User avatar #6 to #3 - darknak (01/12/2016) [-]
Do your best, duck-tape the rest
#15 to #3 - tylo (01/12/2016) [-]
It's a german series, we only get boners thinking about wörk
#16 to #15 - tylo (01/12/2016) [-]
*or migrants
User avatar #71 to #3 - austinrocket ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
aren't there special pills that prevent boners?
#103 to #71 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah there's SOMETHING they use in the military. So that it doesn't become booty camp.
#35 to #3 - chunkeyninja (01/13/2016) [-]
I can't remember where i read it, but it is like a flesh coloured pair of tight underwear.
User avatar #42 to #35 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/13/2016) [-]
that's just to make them look nude when they add pixels, doesn't hide **** .
#60 to #45 - ronyx ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
#10 - adr (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #13 - cyrodill (01/12/2016) [-]
I think she may like him, there was some hints in this film
User avatar #23 to #21 - Sterski (01/13/2016) [-]
You know what I want...
User avatar #24 to #23 - kalimah (01/13/2016) [-]
Fate/Stay Night game
#59 to #24 - meroune ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
Actually this particular scene is from the sequel, Fate/Hollow Ataraxia
User avatar #108 to #59 - kalimah (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh that i didnt know
User avatar #25 to #24 - Sterski (01/13/2016) [-]
The **** ...
User avatar #26 to #25 - kalimah (01/13/2016) [-]
I thought you wanted the source...
User avatar #27 to #26 - Sterski (01/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, just didn't expect that.
User avatar #28 to #27 - kalimah (01/13/2016) [-]
What did you expect? The spanish inquisition?
User avatar #30 to #28 - Sterski (01/13/2016) [-]
Nah, but I really need to see what fate/stay night is all about one of these days.
User avatar #50 to #30 - FuckYouFatBen (01/13/2016) [-]
Fate/Stay Night was originally a Eroge. But the story, as with almost everything type moon, was so ******* good....It's like watching a porno but it's so good you forget to jerk off.
#19 - kaimietis (01/12/2016) [-]
"oh wow, sorry, I didn't try to make any hints, we're like good friends ya know, I'm really sorry if you took it for a hint"
User avatar #18 - warioteam (01/12/2016) [-]
how much you want to bet the guy is the writer for the sketch
#32 - raspoetin (01/13/2016) [-]
The booty giveth. Lord knows I praise it.
User avatar #34 to #32 - purdon (01/13/2016) [-]
Trap.
User avatar #44 to #34 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
You made this better for me.
User avatar #46 to #44 - purdon (01/13/2016) [-]
But, that's gay.
User avatar #47 to #46 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
***** you know I'm gayer than a christmas tree.
#54 to #47 - nazgrel (01/13/2016) [-]
First of all, I've been told that its a woman. (I don't have the sauce for proof)

How is a Christmas tree gay?
User avatar #55 to #54 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
Someone didn't read the znoflats comic.
User avatar #57 to #54 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
It's gay in the traditional sense
User avatar #2 - gypsydude (01/12/2016) [-]
Ugh tell me about it. I just hate random lap dances....

User avatar #12 to #2 - theshade (01/12/2016) [-]
I know right, My mum just comes out of no where.
User avatar #14 to #12 - dudemiesterman (01/12/2016) [-]
I know what you mean, your mom interrupts me while I'm reading, showering, and all kinds of other stuff.
#68 to #62 - albeit ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
Sovietwomble FTW
User avatar #77 to #68 - goodguygary (01/13/2016) [-]
that little montage he had of nep "stretching" was ******* outstanding
User avatar #79 to #77 - albeit ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
Man, I just wish he had more of each game, especially DayZ and CS:GO. I love his random ************ videos.
User avatar #82 to #79 - goodguygary (01/13/2016) [-]
i've been watching his vids on CS:GO while waiting for my new comp to get here thursday so i can actually start playing CS:GO. the wait is killing me
User avatar #85 to #82 - albeit ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
I just want to be able to afford a computer that can play Arma 3 on high settings. It will probably take so long it becomes obsolete.
User avatar #98 to #85 - manofparody (23 hours ago) [-]
It was obsolete when it was released, bro.
#80 - mitdwit (01/13/2016) [-]
GIF
Every time this is posted I post the reversed version.

I really like the reversed version.
#1 - wedgey (01/12/2016) [-]
might need another beer.
#56 - frostbeard ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
**frostbeard used "*roll picture*"**
**frostbeard rolled image**Ze germans have no limits when it comes to humour
i like that
#76 to #56 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
what does this picture mean?
User avatar #83 to #76 - theoneaboveall (01/13/2016) [-]
The black male is in jail, but what I would assume would be the white lady had kids and now she has biracial children without a father which I would infer as a stereotypical joke.

However, you won't read this because you're an anon dicknugget
User avatar #86 to #83 - XanicLyoka (01/13/2016) [-]
You forgot to mention she also has a dog.
#70 - floran ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
this is an extreme thirst
User avatar #88 - dubstepforme (01/13/2016) [-]
I was already going to fap to this and then I realized she wasn't wearing panties and I came and started farting
#89 to #88 - kwanzalord (01/13/2016) [-]
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**kwanzalord rolled image**that's ******* gross...
User avatar #90 to #89 - dubstepforme (01/13/2016) [-]
It was a joke, but thanks
#91 to #90 - kwanzalord (01/13/2016) [-]
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User avatar #95 - catkyte (01/13/2016) [-]
is this the so called friend zone everyone is always talking about?
User avatar #92 - thismustbeseen (01/13/2016) [-]
Now reverse the genders
User avatar #102 to #92 - anotherponyaccount (23 hours ago) [-]
Well I dunno about you but I don't wander my house without pants
User avatar #109 to #105 - thismustbeseen (7 hours ago) [-]
It was a good attempt, but that video is not close enough.
#33 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Haha, I love this anime.
User avatar #74 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
And then the realization hits that to her, he doesn't exist
User avatar #17 - SuperCollider ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Sauce?
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