Hand to Hand Combat 101. Wolowolowolowolowolo. Cl Anonymous 03/ 14/ 12( Wed) 19: 31 No. what do you do when someone "gets in your face" you know getting real cl
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Hand to Hand Combat 101

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Cl Anonymous 03/ 14/ 12( Wed) 19: 31 No.
what do you do when someone "gets in your face"
you know
getting real close to your face talking **** about beating your ass
i always am confused and lost in this situation
it' s like mental warfare
just hit him first? pow?
Cl Anonymous 03/ 14/ ) 20: 14
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say i dont want no trouble ya hear. Flex your traps and your
core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side
and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegel muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear
visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and **** yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting at the top of your lungs.
He will run away.
Everyone with in a one mile radius will feel a terrifing presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
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