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Submitted: 07/19/2015
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#1 - malachitecobra (07/19/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#9 to #1 - ogdonaldengel (07/19/2015) [-]
You think this is being "rekt" how? It only shows how mysoginistic and male dominated this world still is. It's ******* embarrassing. Besides the fact that the douche telling the story is calling this poor girl fat, he also embarrassed her in front of everyone.

Im tired of seeing these douchebags get away with pulling this ******** . Quit glorifying bullying, you stupid virgins.
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#13 to #9 - relvel (07/19/2015) [-]
oh god he's back
oh god he's back
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#23 to #13 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Don't reply ********
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#46 to #23 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
He didn't reply ******** , ******** . Put a comma before you call someone something, ******** .

What's the big deal, anyway? The guy generates a ton of traffic because people comment and thumb.
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User avatar #115 to #46 - chillybilly (07/20/2015) [-]
No, he does not.
There isn't a single user on this entire site that 'generates traffic' by making comments.
People who were already passing through just end up wasting a millisecond on thumbing him up/down
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#43 to #9 - bvsfang (07/20/2015) [-]
Thumb up 4 u because fuk u
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#84 to #9 - dudenectar (07/20/2015) [-]
*********** won't bring daddy back you know
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#91 to #9 - uchihasasukelover (07/20/2015) [-]
223 people fell for your bait. Good job.
223 people fell for your bait. Good job.
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#136 to #91 - fireheartt (07/20/2015) [-]
doilooklikeiknowwhatajpegis.gif
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#54 to #9 - mrdoctorpatrick (07/20/2015) [-]
you were supposed to be an abortion
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#34 to #9 - realmanbraum (07/20/2015) [-]
Almost had me my friend!
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#40 to #9 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
Well considering the hamplanet is never gonna get laid I don't think him being a virgin is a problem
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User avatar #71 to #40 - mondominiman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
Wasn't there stories about some ham planet that got dick regularly? I think of our users wrote it
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User avatar #80 to #71 - lagingerninja (07/20/2015) [-]
youre thinking of The Gob
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#41 to #40 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**anonymous rolls Get my book! Your political officials fight for issues that pertain to your sex**
*roll 1, cis privilege*

Almost forgot
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#142 to #9 - allidoisfapfapfap (07/20/2015) [-]
Would you look at Ronda Rousey? She's the strongest woman in the world and she's posing nude for all of us men to enjoy. So nice.
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#163 to #142 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
freaky pelvic shape 2/10
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User avatar #164 to #163 - allidoisfapfapfap (08/06/2015) [-]
Those are her V lines from being really fit, that's sexy as ****
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#94 to #9 - baronvonhuckle (07/20/2015) [-]
GET OUT CUNT
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#10 to #9 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
How is this showing how misogynistic and male dominated the world is? Last I checked the guy in the story isn't slamming women in general, just a single woman who is being annoying.
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#24 to #10 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Don't reply ********
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#121 to #48 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
i read it as mussolini
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User avatar #16 to #9 - derivat (07/19/2015) [-]
Hide all
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#25 to #16 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Don't reply ********
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User avatar #120 to #25 - palmsspaghetti (07/20/2015) [-]
*Don't reply, ******** .
Fixed it for you, ******** .
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User avatar #49 to #9 - destismad (07/20/2015) [-]
You are an angry banana.

Quiet now, angry banana.
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User avatar #26 to #9 - fallenwtfever (07/19/2015) [-]
Your bait has made 26 people angry. Congrats my friend
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#55 to #9 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
here i'll explain it to your low iq for comprehension value.
all last names in history were mens last names, this system was made to help prevent families from interbreeding and to denote clans and groups apart.
the only time this will not apply is with gay/lesbian marriages however it won't matter as they don't reproduce anyways.
but that does leave a question, who in those marriages chooses who gets the last name and how?
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User avatar #74 to #55 - shieeetposter (07/20/2015) [-]
here i'll explain it to your low iq for comprehension value.




Bait.
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User avatar #161 to #9 - asphyxioautasmo (08/01/2015) [-]
I remember this guy posting some...Semi funny comments and making some half-sense. When did he become the next wannabe Levvy? Im pretty confused here, been off Funnyjunk for awhile.
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#135 to #9 - sxlp (07/20/2015) [-]
or the dumb bitch has no ******* idea what she's talking about.
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User avatar #132 to #9 - makethingsworse (07/20/2015) [-]
I will never understand why people thumb you down. I mean, what's going to happen? You get banned?
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User avatar #131 to #9 - imaan (07/20/2015) [-]
I hope you do this because you THINK it will get you laid. If not, please do not reproduce...
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User avatar #127 to #9 - anonlive (07/20/2015) [-]
Go Be a Faggot elsewere
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User avatar #122 to #9 - rockerrocksixty ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
remember, fj, green thumbs are the troll's red thumbs.
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#118 to #9 - thetrapkiller (07/20/2015) [-]
Such a funny man! So funny, so funny! I love this guy, have a thing of beer!
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#77 to #9 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Don't be politically incorrect on FJ. You have to swim with the stream of FJ political correctness, or you will down in a sea of red thumbs.
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User avatar #73 to #9 - shieeetposter (07/20/2015) [-]
This bait is so ******* obvious. I mean come on, you guys think a feminist actually browses Funnyjunk?
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#123 to #73 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
yes, we think that they are coming, we replie, redthumb and make him/her look like an dumb **** couse we are preparing for the big war of FJers and the survivors of the two big exodus VS the SJW and the feminists, some reddit ussers are selling us out to the SJW IN REDDIT, so we better be prepare
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#107 to #1 - frankwest (07/20/2015) [-]
>People replying with comments saying not to reply
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#65 - courtaud (07/20/2015) [-]
Holy **** .
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#67 - samoaspider (07/20/2015) [-]
>she doesn't talk to me anymore

and nothing of value was lost that day
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User avatar #69 to #67 - derpoman (07/20/2015) [-]
Something of value was gained.
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User avatar #119 to #69 - timmywankenobi (07/20/2015) [-]
his self-respect ?
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User avatar #153 to #119 - derpoman (07/20/2015) [-]
Her absence.
That void is a precious thing.
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User avatar #154 to #153 - derpoman (07/20/2015) [-]
It's a real wide void too, you could fit a couch in there.
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#125 to #119 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
a fun super bowl game
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#15 - funpunk (07/19/2015) [-]
Must we be reminded every day that Kenji was right? And when are feminists going to run out of things to bitch about? A woman taking her husband's name is a symbol of the love and unity that marriage helps facilitate. Why do they hate love?
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User avatar #143 to #15 - Lintutu ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
who is kenji?
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User avatar #147 to #143 - smallsikndchild (07/20/2015) [-]
a character from the visual novel produced by 4chan called katawa shoujo
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#106 to #15 - cigma (07/20/2015) [-]
In most of latin-america, women get to keep their lastnames and the children have both mother and father lastnames.
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User avatar #113 to #106 - admiralen ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
and then when their children have children they have 4 surnames, and when their children have children they have 8 and it keeps on going forever
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#124 to #113 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
exactly, i ramon jose luis suarez flores rosas carlos del amor de jesus de jose maria de la gran concepcion del uruguay guarante it
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#150 to #113 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
no. we only get two last names and our children keep the father's and mother's first last names. Ain't nobody got enough paper to write birth certificates with four last names. source: I'm Puertorican
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#111 to #15 - stonetomcat (07/20/2015) [-]
It's finally declining At first they made fair points Back when they truly wanted equality, like no genital mutilation , but then they found more and more small things to bitch about and it all went down from there.
It's finally declining
At first they made fair points Back when they truly wanted equality, like no genital mutilation , but then they found more and more small things to bitch about and it all went down from there.
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User avatar #35 to #15 - minorian (07/20/2015) [-]
It's a custom that does originate from when a woman was more or less seen as property, and even if you look past that, it's still weird that it's a custom that it's the guy's surname that gets passed on. It's one of the few times, where I think the modern feminists actually have a point, but then again, it's only a custom, so it would only be an issue for really conservative families that have a lot of more important issues
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#61 to #35 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
lol
love in the pre-1700s
That's a ******* joke.
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#112 to #61 - stonetomcat (07/20/2015) [-]
>Love not even mentioned
>Colonial times were in the 1700s
Get your **** together, anon
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User avatar #33 to #15 - gameshredder (07/20/2015) [-]
because no one loves them.
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User avatar #98 to #15 - rapsuskiller (07/20/2015) [-]
That's only an States' thing, right? In Spain the woman keeps her family name (and I think it's better that way, it's not like symbolic unity through a name is going to make a better marriage) but if they have kids they have the husband's name first and the wife's second
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#99 to #98 - funpunk (07/20/2015) [-]
That makes sense. In my opinion, the woman taking the name simplifies things. Like "there's Mr. & Mrs. Smith and their son John Smith" is easier to remember than "there's Mr. Smith and Mrs. Davis, and their son John Smith Davis".
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User avatar #102 to #99 - rapsuskiller (07/20/2015) [-]
It's not really that much of an effort, since for most people we only care to remember their first surname. For a family, there's a tendency to adress it with the husband's surname. For example, we would say "They are the Smiths" instead of "They are the family of Mr. Smith and Mrs. Davis".
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#103 to #98 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Can confirm; some of my housemate's family is from El Salvador and her surname is Beesley Cecena. Taking the husband's name is quite a common thing in a lot of countries I think? I know it is in the UK, Ireland, France etc.
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User avatar #105 to #15 - xtremehivoltage (07/20/2015) [-]
Because a woman like that want all the benefits none of the commitment
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#17 to #15 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
It used to indicate that woman belonged to that man back when women were property.
Love had nothing to do with it.
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User avatar #22 to #17 - funpunk (07/19/2015) [-]
I meant in more recent times it could be looked at that way.
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User avatar #56 to #22 - wraithguard (07/20/2015) [-]
You could look at a lot of things that way if you wanted. Why is the taking of a last name any more special? How many symbols of love does a person need?
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#28 to #15 - frenzyhero (07/19/2015) [-]
Just all a vast feminist conspiracy, man.

Want me to push you off the roof?
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#29 to #28 - funpunk (07/19/2015) [-]
Not yet. There's still hope.
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#31 to #15 - gennippletoast (07/20/2015) [-]
Actually my brother took his wife's surname, he had a different father and I guess he just wanted to clear all in his life that reminded him of his failures and problems, I think he thought that his old surname carried along some bad luck.
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#63 to #15 - fangfox (07/20/2015) [-]
I find it weird that only one surname is passed on. I'm hispanic Puerto Rican , and like many other Latinos/as, I have two surnames. However, because I moved to the US, some of my documents have either my paternal surname or my maternal surname. Can't I simply continue using both my surnames?
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#68 to #63 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
What about when you have kids then?
Would they have 3 surnames?
Their kids? 4?
If we did this instead of only passing on one surname, 5 generations from now we would have children with 5-8 surnames. Which is a problem, just in case anyone thought it wasn't.
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User avatar #70 to #68 - fangfox (07/20/2015) [-]
It will still be two surnames for them and their children. They way it works is the father's first surname becomes the child's first surname, and the mother's first surname becomes the child's second surname. As long as I've been alive, that has been the custom for surnames in Puerto Rico.

I should clarify that when couples get married in these countries (or at least where I'm from), the woman doesn't have to take on the man's last name, they both keep their surnames.
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User avatar #83 to #70 - snipys (07/20/2015) [-]
so can we kick our feminists over to your country where they can be happy?
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User avatar #159 to #83 - fangfox (07/21/2015) [-]
If you're from the US, it's still the same thing. Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States. And then if they end up in Puerto Rico, they'll just find something to bitch about, like they always do.
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#166 to #70 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**So it just takes an extra generation to throw out the maternal surname.
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User avatar #133 to #70 - palmsspaghetti (07/20/2015) [-]
I should also add that none of my friends from Puerto Rico had two surnames. But I'm from New York so it could be that when they immigrated to the states they died one to simplify it. not my family but my friends' families
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User avatar #130 to #70 - palmsspaghetti (07/20/2015) [-]
My grandmother is from Puerto Rico and my grandfather is from the Dominican Republic. She kept his name and dropped hers as well as her mother before her. So did all of her sisters when they got married and all the rest of my family Puerto Rican, Dominican or otherwise have done the same. The only one who kept their name was their only brother.
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User avatar #158 to #130 - fangfox (07/21/2015) [-]
That's is very interesting. Having been raised in Puerto Rico, and being in the States for less than two years, that was my norm.

May I ask if your grandparents got married in the States or in the Island? I feel that is a really important question in this matter, because in the States it's already a custom to replace the woman's last name with her husbands (unless decided otherwise). On the other hand, you aren't obligated to change your surnames in Puerto Rico, and if you do so, it's your decision as well.
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User avatar #76 to #15 - greyhoundfd (07/20/2015) [-]
Like the other people said, it really wasn't about love. It's a tradition left over from when society actually was misogynistic. Personally, I think that couples should decide for themselves whether or not to combine last names.
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#97 to #76 - funpunk (07/20/2015) [-]
I guess that makes sense. I've heard of husbands changing their name for their wives before they get married, so that could simplify things.
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User avatar #144 to #97 - pinecest (07/20/2015) [-]
I knew this one guy who changed to his wife's surname because his was really silly and he didn't want his kids to be made fun of for it.
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#19 to #15 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
> Feminists
> Run out of things to bitch about.
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#3 - cerig ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
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#32 - alyssryuzaki (07/20/2015) [-]
******* rekt
that's the way you beat them, people. with logic.
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#37 to #32 - drewjitsu (07/20/2015) [-]
Or you can just ask them to validate their claims and they'll defeat themselves.
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#5 - moorgar (07/19/2015) [-]
might be loud, shield your ears

or don´t, i aint your boss
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User avatar #47 to #5 - themightymrplow (07/20/2015) [-]
I need a youtube link for this right now. This is great.
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#66 to #47 - swagbot (07/20/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/channel/UChVywVwxANCuTGl3dynZG_A

AncientReality is the ******* man.

I spent a good 4 hours going through his stuff and laughing myself sick... I think that 'MLG Can Can' one isn't even his best
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User avatar #62 to #47 - zzyzzx (07/20/2015) [-]
Got you bby www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnl-qhCgW0Y or just search ''Major League Gaming can can''
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User avatar #14 to #5 - thempc (07/19/2015) [-]
[greenish-gray]i count a good day on fj as one in which i'm able to post this webm relevantly at least 3 times it happens a lot greenish-gray]
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#20 to #14 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
for future reference
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User avatar #21 to #20 - thempc (07/19/2015) [-]
yeah **** , i ****** that up
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#27 to #21 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
its k
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#30 - infinitereaper (07/20/2015) [-]
Female happiness has been on the decline ever since feminism.
I guess being equal and not getting special treatment and having a guy take care of you and support you must be really hard.
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User avatar #36 to #30 - Savos Mok (07/20/2015) [-]
I'd say it's been in decline ever since feminism mutated into the bloated, shrieking beast it is today.
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User avatar #38 to #30 - FroogleBerry (07/20/2015) [-]
As a woman, I am ashamed at where feminism has gone. It used to be about equality, now it is blatantly rabid women barking and snarling and wanting total dominance. Sure there is some discrimination, but there's also discrimination for men. Yeah, women get raped, that sucks. But men get raped too. All the feminazis out there need to stfu already 'cause I'm really tired of the ******** . Seriously... /rantover
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#51 to #38 - taniv (07/20/2015) [-]
Malala Yousafzai will give you hope for feminists. The real ones aren't bitching on the internet or on pseudo-journalist blogs. They're standing up for women's rights where they don't have any. Malala was shot in the face by the Taliban for attending school and she took it like a damn hero by surviving the **** out of it, going back to school and onto public speaking like "y'all can't ******* stop me, we gonna learn all the things".
Whenever I see spastic children make a mockery of civil rights movements, I just think of people like her and remember that leaders and heroes do exist, they're just not bitching about "trivial ******** " Ayaan Hirsi Ali (former Muslim feminist who helps out in developing countries) apparently used trivial BS to refer to American Feminists' obsession with Matt Taylor's shirt, but I have yet to found a reliable source for it .
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User avatar #81 to #51 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
I remember finding out about Malala from having to find something about Islam and peace, so I just spoke about her for the whole time
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#53 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
>At thing
>Good time with bros xD
>Le feminist appears :0000
>Says a stupid thing
>trapcard.avi
>[Clever retort]
>Bros can't stop laughing lol xDD
>Le feminist owned

Now give me 3 thousand ******* thumbs.
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#134 to #53 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
le #rekt comment
le burn.jpeg

Now give me 3 thousand ******* thumbs.
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#85 to #53 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Another round of "find the fatbolt" finished
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#60 to #53 - lotengo (07/20/2015) [-]
To bad you went anon bro, you rekt that bitch. Have a thumb, have all of them
To bad you went anon bro, you rekt that bitch.

Have a thumb, have all of them
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#156 to #60 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
But Greek citizens are all one mind and body.
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#18 - teegoogilycoffeeme (07/19/2015) [-]
goddamn
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#79 - Freelon ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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User avatar #117 to #109 - defski (07/20/2015) [-]
He's not wrong :0
That's the best part.
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#39 - MisfitsFan (07/20/2015) [-]
The burn is palpable
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#7 - yuzero (07/19/2015) [-]
**yuzero used "*roll picture*"**
**yuzero rolled image** hamplanet kek
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#128 - dawggz (07/20/2015) [-]
**dawggz used "*roll picture*"**
**dawggz rolled image** "Hamplanet" , I ******* love that term.
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User avatar #137 to #128 - hashtronaut (07/20/2015) [-]
just because the opportunity to post it for this reason will probably never happen again.. [/spoiler] soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/thanks I used hamplanet at about 1:07.. "we just R&Rin' while your bitch RP on the tablet, she look like barbie but ratchet, mixed with a ham planet, kill em all ; hamlet" [/spoiler]
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#140 to #137 - sympathyforme (07/20/2015) [-]
**sympathyforme used "*roll picture*"**
**sympathyforme rolled image**Stop trying to push your 'fire' mixtape Daquan.
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User avatar #138 to #137 - hashtronaut (07/20/2015) [-]
lol and i ****** up the spoiler. oh well.
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#129 to #128 - dawggz (07/20/2015) [-]
Why the **** do I keep rolling such stuff...
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#96 - darkangeloffire (07/20/2015) [-]
No recovering from that
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#155 to #96 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
I'ts
It's
?
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#93 - magicspoon (07/20/2015) [-]
Take the shamecar
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