Hamplanet. Touching story of hamplanet and her orbiting bodies.. Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. its me its 17 Poorking at Hint the orders 'cause I' m a p 4Chan hamplanet

Hamplanet

Touching story of hamplanet and her orbiting bodies.

Hamplanet stories?
Hamplanet stories.
its me
its 17
Poorking at
Hint the orders 'cause I' m a peer ******
White Master Race checking in
Weeman semes in with hartke kids
Measily 400 lbs
kids are identical to her
I mean like they leek like 2 pieces of lard budded eff m her and made two little amerifat bastards
semes up and asks fer E Mcduckles and a 20 piece chicken niglets
Okaythen' ll be___"
TM NOT DONE YETI cries the beast
then asks her kids what they want
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How much food does one walking adipose tissue need?
eiders about E more burgers (4 fer each kid)
llt semes out to almost all] dallars get fries and drinks
fumbles through her purse find a bunch of crumpled up dallars
s panting just hem going through her purse
ever at the ene daughter
s sweating. and protruding from her pants is not a camel tee- not a recess knuckle, but what I call a mammoth haef
beasts semes up 5 dollars short
Tll pay Wu "
Urn, serry mam I can' t let Wu take seme ofthis feed"
land whale breathes in and screams "You can' t do that my kids are starving here"
vsuper manager comes up behind me "Mam I thinkgeek' d last a few years"
Sherface turns red
scene like other ensues
tries to climb evanthe chunter and attackers manager
screaming
4 feared I would die by being crushed bythe earths secend ) C)
up the counter she falls back down and lands en ene of her kids taking them out
4 burst em laughing.. everyine is laughing
then has a heart attack, no joke
wwtf
Wambulance semes
calves are crying
wall I can do is laugh
need ether peoples help in there get her onto the stretcher
on lunch break at the subway down the street
4 might have given someone a heart attack
4 may have killed sameone
kids may never see their mom again
vmy sandwich was delicious
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Submitted: 02/07/2014
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User avatar #5 - zxczero (02/07/2014) [-]
her kids weren't following her, they were orbiting her
#1 - invshika (02/07/2014) [-]
MAMMOTH HOOF
User avatar #2 - goddamnwizard (02/07/2014) [-]
Eh, they're better off. With that sack of lard feeding them, their diabeetus would prevent them living past age 14
User avatar #4 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
I will always wonder what kind of sub he ate afterwards.
can someone find that greentext of that dude who went to a prominently landwhale family reunion, and his family members kept falling over each other and had to call an ambulance due to breaking each other's senile bones out of sheer fatness?
#3 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
my sandwich was delicious, I lost it
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