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drickz (12/25/2015) [-]
I once dropped my Lumia while in an airplane. Had a minor heart attack until I realized it didn't punch a hole on the plane.
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grovesimus (12/26/2015) [-] As long as you don't drop them on the corners. I accidentally a corner and the screen cracked
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grovesimus (12/26/2015) [-] If it lands screen or back first it's fine; this was just a really unfortunate drop.
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karvarausku (12/26/2015) [-] Guess what happened to this one.
And yes it does still work actually.
And yes it does still work actually.
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sonicschall (12/26/2015) [-] take a better picture and we might be able to guess what happened
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thebritishguy (12/26/2015) [-] I had one of those and the back came off after less than a year, they just glue the back on and so the waterproofing went to **** and it died, now I have an iphone but I use a heavy case which is everything proof
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deathpawz ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] I dropped mine so many times i cant even count lasted me a whole year without cracks or failures, but just yesterday it fell and cracked. still works, still waterproof, idk maybe you had a chinese ripoff, but even if its a fragile luxury phone its durable as **** for one.
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thebritishguy (12/26/2015) [-] It's very slippy because it has glass on both sides so I dropped it a lot before I got a case. That's probably why the back came off. It's a lot more durable as the iphone though, I dropped mine in a toilet (don't ask) and that ****** it up completely for two days, it's dried out now but there's still a little issue with the power button.
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xgeneration ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] no its easier to take time to capture pictures of those videos frame by frame then adding a caption into it then upload it.
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floran (12/26/2015) [-] too bad nokia is now closed and face the same destiny of the Blackberry
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morebuckets (12/26/2015) [-]
Neither nokia nor blackberry are closed
Nokia gave up the Lumia brand and is still producing new tablets, for a while until they're allowed to make smart phones again.
Blackberry also just produced a really nice android flagship as well
Nokia gave up the Lumia brand and is still producing new tablets, for a while until they're allowed to make smart phones again.
Blackberry also just produced a really nice android flagship as well
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civilizedwasteland (12/26/2015) [-] **** really? i just bought a nokia a couple months ago
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jewishcommunazi (12/26/2015) [-] Assuming it's a Lumia, they belong to Microsoft now, so they're not over.
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ManicalMayhem (12/26/2015) [-] Looks like he just learned the difference between "protection" and "prevention" lol Like water resistant and water proof!
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thefourthdirective (12/26/2015) [-] It's thin plastic all he had to do was use common sense
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bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] These things are made to protect your phone from a short fall, not smashing it with a hammer.
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wellimnotsure (12/26/2015) [-] actually they dont protect it from anything. It's a quack product.
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luewyn ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] Dropped my lumia 1020 from my back pocket while unpanting myself and squatting down on the toilet. It fell about 30 centimeter and it still broke the glass.
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Chaosdroid (12/26/2015) [-] Slipped on icy, rocky, apartment stairs, my 1020 went on a ride a floor down and only has a crack that's noticeable in the right light if you're looking for it. No functional issues.
You really must have just had a bad day for that to have happened for 30 cm.
You really must have just had a bad day for that to have happened for 30 cm.
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xmacleodx ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] My screen on my Lumia 620 broke in my pocket while loading a vehicle at Home Depot, I call BS.
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Flammenwerfer (12/26/2015) [-] Lumia 1520 mustard rice. I switch back between running WP8.1 and Windows 10 Mobile. God I love this thing so much.
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Flammenwerfer (12/26/2015) [-] For YOU maybe. I found all I need and the phone does what I want it to better than iOS or Android.
Individual results may vary.
Individual results may vary.
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grovesimus (12/26/2015) [-] Well yes, it's subjective, but very common apps such as Snapchat or even Steam aren't supported by it.
How's Windows 10 doing for you?
How's Windows 10 doing for you?
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Flammenwerfer (12/26/2015) [-] Snapchat doesn't bother me. I don't use it and personally I find it a rather moot point since you can do pretty much everything on it with instagram or your native messaging app. That's just a personal opinion, though. More and more apps are coming every week since Win 10 Mobile's debut, so that's kinda nice for those on the outside.
Windows 10 Mobile is pretty damn nice actually. Very clean and mature-looking. It's going through its growing pains with bugs having to be ironed out, but no different than Android did when Android Lollipop and Marshmallow dropped. I really like it, save for the occasional hiccup. Hence I reflash my phone from time to time. I also have a couple other phones of the different OS's so I can switch to whatever suits my fancy, but so far, I'm still partial to windows.
Windows 10 Mobile is pretty damn nice actually. Very clean and mature-looking. It's going through its growing pains with bugs having to be ironed out, but no different than Android did when Android Lollipop and Marshmallow dropped. I really like it, save for the occasional hiccup. Hence I reflash my phone from time to time. I also have a couple other phones of the different OS's so I can switch to whatever suits my fancy, but so far, I'm still partial to windows.
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robuntu (12/26/2015) [-]
I have a windows phone. And I mostly agree with you.....but the truth is, after having Windows for the last ~2 years or so, I keep getting burned by the lack of apps.
I moved and changed jobs. Now I take the train into work. The train company introduced an app that lets you buy tickets online. It's great. But no app for windows phone and no website I can use instead.
Same deal with parking. If I had an android phone, I could park, and pay for it while I walk to the train. Nothing for Windows Phone though, so I have to pull up their website, designed for desktops and fight with it to accept payment.
Sometimes I am able to download the WP version of an app, only to find out it sucks compared to the Android / iOS version. I get access to one of those 'educational video sites' from my work and it works like crap on Windows Phone. It plays the video, but that's it. It doesn't remember what I've watched or show my history, but it all works great in Android and iOS.
Then, the company I ended up working for, they have a special app to access their e-mail, for security reasons. It creates like a sandbox on the phone and keeps the mail encrypted. The company that makes the product says it works on Windows Phone, but nobody can actually get it to work. We've been waiting weeks for their tech support to fix it or tell us what to do. But everyone on Android and iOS - it just works.
Most recently, I bought a 'smart tv'. And if I had Android or iOS, it's super easy to display pictures or videos from my phone to my TV. Doesn't work for Windows Phone though.
I don't care much about apps and I don't care at all about games. Windows Phone is pretty awesome. But it's so far behind the others that I'm getting rid of it. More and more things are going to integrate with our phones and Windows Phone is just an afterthought for these companies. I don't want to have to choose a TV based on what smartphone I own, etc, etc....
I moved and changed jobs. Now I take the train into work. The train company introduced an app that lets you buy tickets online. It's great. But no app for windows phone and no website I can use instead.
Same deal with parking. If I had an android phone, I could park, and pay for it while I walk to the train. Nothing for Windows Phone though, so I have to pull up their website, designed for desktops and fight with it to accept payment.
Sometimes I am able to download the WP version of an app, only to find out it sucks compared to the Android / iOS version. I get access to one of those 'educational video sites' from my work and it works like crap on Windows Phone. It plays the video, but that's it. It doesn't remember what I've watched or show my history, but it all works great in Android and iOS.
Then, the company I ended up working for, they have a special app to access their e-mail, for security reasons. It creates like a sandbox on the phone and keeps the mail encrypted. The company that makes the product says it works on Windows Phone, but nobody can actually get it to work. We've been waiting weeks for their tech support to fix it or tell us what to do. But everyone on Android and iOS - it just works.
Most recently, I bought a 'smart tv'. And if I had Android or iOS, it's super easy to display pictures or videos from my phone to my TV. Doesn't work for Windows Phone though.
I don't care much about apps and I don't care at all about games. Windows Phone is pretty awesome. But it's so far behind the others that I'm getting rid of it. More and more things are going to integrate with our phones and Windows Phone is just an afterthought for these companies. I don't want to have to choose a TV based on what smartphone I own, etc, etc....
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Flammenwerfer (12/26/2015) [-] For me, I'm fine with using a clicker (I don't even watch TV anymore outside of my computer), I can buy movie tickets online before I leave versus on the way, or for transportation.
But if it's a workplace issue, THAT'S a legitimate grievance, and don't fault you for getting rid of it as a result. Hey, if I need a specific app that's not available, I usually just pop my sim in my Android phone or iOS device, whichever is closer.
But if it's a workplace issue, THAT'S a legitimate grievance, and don't fault you for getting rid of it as a result. Hey, if I need a specific app that's not available, I usually just pop my sim in my Android phone or iOS device, whichever is closer.
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rapathazar (12/26/2015) [-] Oh my god. And I want one. And I can't believe that is real. Also, wtf was with that dude creep-shoting some chick and sending it to his friend who went cartoon bug eyed? Like, what???
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psychoknot (12/26/2015) [-]
Dude. Think about how much people handle their phones. How many dozens or even hundreds of times per week it gets picked up and moved one one location to another, or taken out of a pocket. It's pretty damn likely that you're going to make a slight miscalculation and drop it at some point.
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adunsaveme (12/26/2015) [-] Well I dunno about you guys, but I've never dropped my phone. It's probably not that common.
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psychoknot (12/26/2015) [-]
* from one location to another
How did I even **** that up?
How did I even **** that up?
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acbubba (12/26/2015) [-] When I was upgrading my phone to a new one. I gave the sales rep a minor heart attack when I took my old lumia and dropped it screen first on to the ground. Perfectly fine.
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alpako (12/26/2015) [-] **alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**
>make many shields out of nokia lumina 900s
>sell them to a small army
>army is unstoppable
> extra steps
>profit
**alpako rolled image**
>make many shields out of nokia lumina 900s
>sell them to a small army
>army is unstoppable
> extra steps
>profit
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anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Boy is this Nokia joke old and bad. But FunnyJunk sure does love terrible jokes, as well as pretending those terrible jokes are super cool "in" jokes.
