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hallucinogenic plants and i cant eat'em?

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User avatar #3 - Tusura (10/21/2015) [-]
I've always wanted something like this. Now it's time to go find this place and see if I can apply.
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User avatar #95 to #3 - punxnotdead (10/21/2015) [-]
Alnwick gardens , I live like an hour away its damn cool like
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#29 to #3 - vladi (10/21/2015) [-]
Be sure to get a taste of the local cuisine. I heard it's killer!
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Tusura (10/21/2015) [-]
Thanks Vladi. I'll try to bring some back for you too.
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#35 to #30 - vladi (10/21/2015) [-]
Oh that's sweet of you, but I don't want to trouble you with that. You go and enjoy your meal. Don't worry about me, I'll just go grab a pizza.
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User avatar #37 to #35 - Tusura (10/21/2015) [-]
Make sure to have some Hemlock seasoning in the sauce. It's to die for.
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#53 to #37 - vladi (10/21/2015) [-]
*Burp* yeah you're right, that was a delicious sauce recipe and-
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#54 to #53 - vladi (10/21/2015) [-]
OH **** WHAT'S HAPPENING
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User avatar #82 to #54 - pesoen (10/21/2015) [-]
where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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#89 to #37 - herpderpaids (10/21/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuga

Also make a very good tea
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#70 to #35 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
I'd rather have you go with Tusura
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User avatar #87 to #30 - corsairjoshua (10/21/2015) [-]
I heard that once you go black nightshade you never go back
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#28 - guitarassassin (10/21/2015) [-]
How they figured out what should be in the garden.
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#9 - derpthefifth (10/21/2015) [-]
As a kid and even now i would be way more interested in the poisonous ones than the others.
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#21 to #9 - hongkonglongdong (10/21/2015) [-]
Poisonous plants were okay.

Carnivorous ones, on the other hand...
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User avatar #86 to #21 - quoterox (10/21/2015) [-]
God, venus flytraps and the like are the coolest **** .
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User avatar #78 to #21 - relvel (10/21/2015) [-]
Did someone say floran?!
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#92 to #78 - floran (10/21/2015) [-]
hongkonglongdong quoterox

killer plant bessst plant
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User avatar #98 to #92 - quoterox (10/21/2015) [-]
Borderline porn?

Don't mind if I do!
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#104 to #98 - floran (10/21/2015) [-]
is just a cute Floran, how is this close to borderline?
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#106 to #104 - quoterox (10/21/2015) [-]
Anythings porn if you're desperate enough.

Or if you have enough fetishes.
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#120 to #106 - hongkonglongdong (10/22/2015) [-]
I don't know if I'm incredibly lucky or unlucky that many of my major fetishes are standard fantasy/historical tropes.

Like princesses. Or ornate clothing.
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User avatar #121 to #120 - quoterox (10/22/2015) [-]
Nice.

A few of my fetishes remain in the realm of "Eh, I guess it's not too bad," while most of my other ones delve into "You know you'll never get that in real life, right?" territory.
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#1 - echobase (10/21/2015) [-]
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#47 - IrishSasquatch (10/21/2015) [-]
Northumberland sounds metal as **** .
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User avatar #62 to #47 - captchakid (10/21/2015) [-]
Sounds more like a land of lumberjacks in the north to me.
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#91 to #62 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
It's a land north of the river humber. We are not very imaginative.
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User avatar #8 - motty (10/21/2015) [-]
It's in the gardens of Alnwick Castle, I went on a tour through it a couple years ago.
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User avatar #2 - anonymoussarcasm (10/21/2015) [-]
Hey I say go for it
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#36 - xthomskyx (10/21/2015) [-]
Northumberland mentioned. Swell with pride and giant ground woman
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#39 to #36 - ExorArgus (10/21/2015) [-]
Swelling with giant ground women sounds like something that would go down on zendakar.
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User avatar #42 to #36 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
TITS!
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#65 - leonhardt (10/21/2015) [-]
Duchess of Northumberland is pretty ******* metal
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#38 - edgecutter ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Let's have something related in here.
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User avatar #41 to #38 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
Can Foxglove be used to treat anxiety in small doses?
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#96 to #41 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
In large doses, it can be used to treat anxiety forever.
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User avatar #102 to #96 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
Not funny.
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#103 to #102 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Just a joke man, sorry. I have a somewhat dark sense of humor.
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#114 to #103 - spanishninja ONLINE (10/22/2015) [-]
i thought it was funny
no shame
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User avatar #105 to #103 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
I do too, but now just isn't the time.

Why the **** am I even online?
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User avatar #58 to #41 - floran (10/21/2015) [-]
would not recommend it, it messes with your cardiac rhythm.
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User avatar #60 to #58 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
And could result in permanent Arrhythmia?
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User avatar #63 to #60 - floran (10/21/2015) [-]
I think you could do better with a chamomile tea
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User avatar #66 to #63 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if I'm allergic to that.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - floran (10/21/2015) [-]
make the toxicity test
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User avatar #68 to #67 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
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#57 to #38 - floran (10/21/2015) [-]
Philodendron fruit is tasty as **** , is like a mixture of mango and papaya.
There rest is poisonous, but the fruit looks like a white corn covered in green
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#59 to #38 - playapplepie (10/21/2015) [-]
>MFW most of these are in my backyard.
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User avatar #61 to #59 - scowler (10/21/2015) [-]
USE 'EM!
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User avatar #64 - chuffberry (10/21/2015) [-]
i have houseplants all over my apartment, and i seriously want to innocently put an illegal plant in there with them. not use it for anything bad, just to make people uncomfortable. cannabis is too recognizable, i think. my top pick right now would be a curare plant, also called the poison arrow plant. basically, if you have a paper cut and you touch it, it paralyzes every muscle in your body. i was also thinking maybe a peyote cactus or a coca plant.
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User avatar #76 to #64 - kyojinn (10/21/2015) [-]
growing poppy is an option
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#83 to #64 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
if you want something simple you can hide then have this handy mushrom guide www.bhg.com/gardening/vegetable/vegetables/how-to-grow-mushrooms/

if you want somethign a bit more unknown two very subtle yet highly dangerous plants, the devil's trumpet datura inoxia and angel trumpets any variety of brugmansia might be kept indoors if you have a big enough pot

i've seen people shape angel trumpets before due to limited space or for decorative reasons but if unkempt they grow into huge tree like bushes. you must be very careful when cutting this plant because EVERY part of it can kill you
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#84 to #83 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
>>#64, i should also note yes they are used as hallucinogens, but seriously don't try getting high off these plants, you want a trip that won't kill you then stick to weed
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User avatar #71 to #64 - cookiecoketwo (10/21/2015) [-]
Peyote is a good choice. Maybe Morning Glory or Hawaiian Baby Woodrose?

Both are used to make drugs too.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - chuffberry (10/21/2015) [-]
yeah, morning glory would be good. maybe passionflower or something, too. i'm really looking for that "taboo" aspect, though, and a lot of people have morning glory and passionflower growing in their yard.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - cookiecoketwo (10/21/2015) [-]
Grow any DMT containing plant?

Maybe magic mushrooms?
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User avatar #74 to #73 - chuffberry (10/21/2015) [-]
i've never grown fungi before. that could be fun (gi).
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User avatar #75 to #74 - cookiecoketwo (10/21/2015) [-]
Your friends would call you a Fun Guy.
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User avatar #110 - kloudianorici (10/21/2015) [-]
Is she a relative of the Addams family?
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User avatar #101 - lazycloud (10/21/2015) [-]
These plants these plants can kill can kill?
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#93 - talked (10/21/2015) [-]
"Children must be accompanied at all thymes"
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#69 - budbrown (10/21/2015) [-]
Where are my breaking bad fellows at?
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#27 - infinitereaper (10/21/2015) [-]
Just want to quickly mention that hallucinogen =/= poison (necessarily)
The MAIN difference is that a poisonous plant or mushroom WILL kill you.
While a hallucinogenic plant like Acacia bark or roots will just get you "high" if taken properly.
A poison mushroom or plant for example, can be irreversibly fatal. that's completely different.

See, hallucinogens have an interesting history, most people in the past ate things by accident (mushrooms for example)
And ended up in laughing fits or the like, and modern scholars figured that it was some sort of toxin, rather than containing a mind alternating substance.
Of course there ARE some poisons that can make you hallucinate, BUT it's important to differentiate the science here.

Anyways I completely recommend natural and time proven safe psychoactive substances. The old ancients of the south west had a name for the species of psychoactive mushrooms that grew there, I believe it translates roughly to the "flesh of god". Having sampled a powerful species of shroom myself, I must say, they weren't wrong.
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#32 to #27 - thegreentornado (10/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #27 - mrsixinch ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
>"irreversibly fatal"
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User avatar #112 to #108 - infinitereaper (10/22/2015) [-]
A lot of poisonous species of mushroom for example, are a death sentence if ingested. Usually you have 3 days left to live. Even if you went to a doctor the toxins cannot be removed. You are already dead.
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#50 to #27 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
That's like saying alcohol is not a poison because it doesn't immediately kill you.
We all know the only reason it has the effect it does is because it's a toxin.
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User avatar #100 to #50 - infinitereaper (10/21/2015) [-]
Air oxidizes your cells until you die, too much water and you die, a few heavy drinks and you'll have a hanger, a bite from a black widow and you die. Some plants kill you, some plants just get you high.

Do I really need to explain the ******* difference?
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User avatar #46 to #27 - nudybooty (10/21/2015) [-]
Not always true. Most hallucinogenics do some sort of damage to your body, not all, most. I'm pretty sure this garden doesn't have regular magic shrooms. You don't need to die for something to be called poisoning, if you get sick it's poison. Like if you eat uncooked meat and get food poisoning, raw meat is toxic to your body but unless you eat a whole chicken, you'll live. It says "These plants CAN kill you", meaning they have the potential to due so but not a guarantee.
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User avatar #99 to #46 - infinitereaper (10/21/2015) [-]
You've got no idea what you're talking about, just about every hallucinogen shares the trait that it affects your serotonin receptors, this leaves no permanent or even temporary damage.
If you drink too much water you will die, is water poison to?
My point is that hallucinogens are not synonymous with toxins.
This is basic pharmacology.
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User avatar #115 to #99 - nudybooty (10/22/2015) [-]
I want to meet you in person just so I can slap you. Stop putting words into my mouth and stop pretending to be a scientist. YOU'RE the one saying "if it kills you it's poisonousness!" According to your "logic" if I get hit by a bus and die it's poison. Poison can make you sick, harm you or do some damage you don't feel or poision can just be too much of something in your body, but leave you alive. Hallucinogenics can poison you, make you sick and kill you. And I want to slap you a second and third time for saying "just about every hallucinogen share the trait that affects your serotonin receptors, this leaves no permanent or temporary damage." Yes they affect serotonin, but they affect other things as well.

Puffer fish, it will make you hallucinate before you die. Atropa B something plant, it's also a hallucinate. That will murder your face off as your tripping balls. Both of these things are something called "neurotoxicans", simply put your body is like "peace out bitch!| and it shuts down then you either die from not breathing or your brain just gives up on life orr your heart stops.

Everything in existence has some sort of long term or shot term effect. LSD for example, it has effects on your shot term memory. It's not a large enough effect for anyone to care about, but it still effects you in the long run. Even weed, it's worse that smoking cigarettes (unless you eat it), because since no one puts filters on weed and the smoke is heaver, it does more damage to your lungs.
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#116 to #115 - infinitereaper (10/22/2015) [-]
The problem is that you're full of **** and misconceptions.
I said some poisons can make you hallucinate but it's STUPID to think that all hallucinogens are inherently "poisons".
The ******* difference is that classical hallucinogenic plants all SAFELY act upon the serotonin receptors. Sure, another substance might CAUSE you to hallucinate but for very DIFFERENT reasons. It's NOT the same.

Actually while weed is bad for your lungs it's probably no more bad or even less bad, NAMELY because of all of the FILLER and tar that end up in ciggerates, it also doesn't apply at all to vaping or eating like you mentioned.

Being on your cell phone for 5 minutes affects your short term memory. Don't give me this ******** fear mongering.
There are quite a few serotonin receptors in the hippcampus which is related to memory, and while it's true that their MIGHT bea correlation with the down regulation (tolerance) from using a psychedelic it's temporary, even IF.

Shrooms have been found in studies to:
Promote nurogenesis
Create new pathways in the brain.
Dismantle pathways that cause PTSD
Permanent personality enhancement.

Psychedelics are relatively safe. Safer and LESS TOXIC than caffeine.
Please refrain from promoting misinformation

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User avatar #117 to #116 - nudybooty (10/22/2015) [-]
The problem here is that you're one of those people who says "maybe if I use certain science terms people will believe my ******** "


Cell phones don't affect memory unless your on it for hours or you have one from 15 years ago. LSD doesn't affect short term memory long term. Weed is probably not the same, it's worse for the lungs. The smoke is heavier and no one uses any sort of god damn filter and on average (by weight) , pot heads smoke more weed that an average smoker smokes cigarettes, every last bit goes into your lungs.

Learn the difference between fear mongering and facts. For example: Mc Donald's is unhealthy for your body but as long as you eat it a maximum of once every 2 weeks, your body will be fine, as long as you don't eat other fast foods in that time. That is a fact.

Example 2: People who eat at Mc Donalds will be obese and die sooner than an average person. That's fear tactics.

You know that saying "Don't argue with an idiot because they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"? That is how I feel now. I'm done. Congratulations you win.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - infinitereaper (10/22/2015) [-]
You think you're far more intelligent than you actually are, and clearly give yourself too much credit.
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#107 - emperorstew (10/21/2015) [-]
**emperorstew used "*roll picture*"**
**emperorstew rolled image** they probably have whole marijuanas there. Weed kills... anxieties and pain
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User avatar #97 - whycanticaps (10/21/2015) [-]
it'd be cool to have a poison garden

until someones pet gets in there and kills itself
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#56 - nancyboy (10/21/2015) [-]
It's at Alnwick castle, where bits of Harry Potter were filmed. It's so cool, I've been there twice
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