I was talking to my girlfriend and her roommate recently her roomie and I are both from Idaho, she's from Utah where we go to school and we found out that her my girlfriend high school actually had hall monitors that would stop and question you if you tried to leave the building, and we spent like half an hour questioning her about them because nowhere in Idaho is that actually a thing, everywhere is open campus.
I couldn't believe there are actual people employed by actual schools whose job title is "hall monitor" like holy **** , and they expect people to take them seriously too god damn