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Hail Santa. . i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right

i get bloody noses a lot and i can
usually feel it about 30 seconds
before it starts dripping. today in
class my nose started to bleed. but
right before, I turned to this very
religious boy who sits next to me and
whispered "hail satan" as my nose
started to drip. he freaked and fell
back and hit his head. he had to go
home for the rest of the day.

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#1 - whompers (01/12/2016) [-]

+15

#2 - duelknight (01/12/2016) [-]

That's a pretty good use for the condition.

#3 - misternobodie (01/13/2016) [-]

I have a ****** up synus and I can confirm about the 30 seconds timer-feeling. ( for me its much shorter. )

And this post is purely genius. And hopefully real.

#11 to #3 - maxismahname ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]

One time I woke up in the middle of the night, and felt my nose running really bad. I wiped it on my sheets and went back to sleep. In the morning my mom sees blood on the sheets and is like wtf, and I have no idea where it came from. Then I realized I got a random nosebleed at night and thought it was snot.

I think that was the biggest nosebleed out of the 3 or 4 I've had in my entire life

#6 - hurpfry (01/13/2016) [-]

Inb4 'This is real and totally happened", "Then everyone started clapping" ect ect and all that ********

#12 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]

#5 - muffincannibal (01/13/2016) [-]

That's not very nice

#7 - rainbowhead (01/13/2016) [-]

#4 - payseht (01/13/2016) [-]

Used to have them a lot as a kid and teenager, too... they just stopped happening after a certain age, but before that it could start randomly and sometimes very frequently

#8 - sifterthesniperz (01/13/2016) [-]

Then everyone in the room got up and clapped, and the religious kid came back to clap too.

#14 - etkelly (01/13/2016) [-]

GIF

My current Skype pic, its great considering a lot of my friends are catholic as ****

#13 - novahowl (01/13/2016) [-]

I have a two year old daughter who has a medical condition. I was not aware nosebleeds occur more often because of it. One day she slept in (unusual for her) so I went to wake her. The door to her room opened louder than intended but she didn't move, then I opened the curtain, nothing. I figured she was just tired I'll check on her and leave. So much blood! I pulled her out of bed so fast.. she woke up confused but fine. It was just a bad nosebleed.