Hail Satan. . i get bloody noses a lot i (callin usually feel it ) before it starts dripping. ))' in class rarly' nose started tcy bleed. but right before, I tu
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Hail Satan

i get bloody noses a lot i (callin
usually feel it )
before it starts dripping. ))' in
class rarly' nose started tcy bleed. but
right before, I turned to this very
religious aih/ ht: y sits to rne Carrol
started to drip. he freaked fell
bicycle tittel hit his head. he hakd to glo
home for the, rest of the tity .
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Submitted: 10/03/2013
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#6 - avengerofthenight (10/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #8 - happypancake (10/03/2013) [+] (41 replies)
Can anyone please explain to me what it feels like to have a nosebleed? I've never had one before.
#10 to #8 - zgbgydug (10/03/2013) [-]
It doesn't hurt or anything. Honestly, it feels like your nose just got really full of watery snot for no reason. I don't even know it's actually a nosebleed until I go to wipe it and there's blood. If you really want to find out, go eat a bunch of super salted pretzels without drinking water or something. But once it happens, it's pretty likely to happen again for the next few days until it heals.
User avatar #16 - misfitsftw (10/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
stare at a hot girl just before it happens, then you can be like every anime pervert
User avatar #24 - craaabs ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
I appreciate that you did the funniest thing you possibly could with your minor ailment.
#48 - rhinocerous **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Get on my level
#4 - eriko (10/03/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this
I enjoyed this
#21 - horfus (10/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#108 - mattdoggy (10/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be in class during 4th grade   
>never had a nosebleed before  or since  so i don't know what it feels like    
>think i'm about to sneeze and i go and make myself sneeze  i can kind of do that, it's weird    
>right as i'm about to sneeze my teacher turns my head around because she thought i was trying to sleep in class   
>i blow my bloody load point blank into her face   
>she wipes her hands on her face and it looks like she just dunked her face in a bucket of blood   
>i for some reason pass out right then and hit the desk   
>the teacher  who was hemophobic   screams bloody murder and runs outside   
>she knocks something over causing a loud bang   
>the principle hears some loud banging, see a teacher covered in blood, and a kid face down in a pool of blood with a fine layer of pink mist around him   
>the school gets locked down because someone said "shooting" and the police get called out   
>the teacher didn't calm down for an hour to explained what happened when i got up in like 2 minutes and got cleared by the nurse  apparently i just passed out from seeing so much blood and was in shock    
>how awesome i seemed to everyone because i got the school a free day
>be in class during 4th grade
>never had a nosebleed before or since so i don't know what it feels like
>think i'm about to sneeze and i go and make myself sneeze i can kind of do that, it's weird
>right as i'm about to sneeze my teacher turns my head around because she thought i was trying to sleep in class
>i blow my bloody load point blank into her face
>she wipes her hands on her face and it looks like she just dunked her face in a bucket of blood
>i for some reason pass out right then and hit the desk
>the teacher who was hemophobic screams bloody murder and runs outside
>she knocks something over causing a loud bang
>the principle hears some loud banging, see a teacher covered in blood, and a kid face down in a pool of blood with a fine layer of pink mist around him
>the school gets locked down because someone said "shooting" and the police get called out
>the teacher didn't calm down for an hour to explained what happened when i got up in like 2 minutes and got cleared by the nurse apparently i just passed out from seeing so much blood and was in shock
>how awesome i seemed to everyone because i got the school a free day
#9 - datfozzy (10/03/2013) [-]
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#70 - inspectorsauce (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I only bled from my nose once, i was running home with my beyblade, and suddenly i put the thigh you spin the blade with, INSIDE my nose. I ******* stabbed my brain. Aand thats my story.
Ignore my grammar mistakes.. please
#76 to #70 - harala ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
Don't worry your grammar mistakes are a result of poking your brain.
Don't worry your grammar mistakes are a result of poking your brain.
#28 - crazyolitis (10/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
**crazyolitis rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Dewey ** MFW nosebleeds.
User avatar #29 to #28 - crazyolitis (10/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** is ilikepatatas?
#33 - procrasturbate (10/03/2013) [-]
obligitory
#132 - houseofscarlet (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That gives a new meaning to the phrase "Bloody Hell"!
#120 - snakefire (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I'm a tomato!
#5 - dractheripper (10/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My fiance screamed "I'm melting!" when he went into a christian bookstore with his grandmother.
My fiance screamed "I'm melting!" when he went into a christian bookstore with his grandmother.
#93 - benjiburns ONLINE (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#74 - snackman (10/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #27 - aahrg (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
at summer camp, they had shower stalls that all ran into one drain in the last stall.

we would always announce when we took a piss just to hear all the people in the stalls closer to the drain freak out.

one time i got a nosebleed while in the farthest stall from the drain. I announced "uh oh, my tampon fell out!" (i'm a guy)


the chaos that ensued was hilarious.
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