Ha puns. One dark night a man came to my room. I was in my pajamas made of pretzels. As I glanced I saw he brought dipping cheese, I knew exactly where this was ha puns bitches

Ha puns

One dark night a man came to my room. I was in my pajamas made of pretzels. As I glanced I saw he brought dipping cheese, I knew exactly where this was going. He then slowly grabbed me and whispered "Let there be cheese". I screamed nooo as I ran for the door. However his cheesy-ness was to great for my pretzel buns and had to find a way out and quick. So I made my way to a lamp and uttered the magic words of Ash Ketchum and made my foe disappear. "Shibby shibby no more willies, pumpkin pie eat some chili"

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#1 - sirkanesixtytwo (02/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
No originality with them whatsoever.
#7 - iceguy ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
they HARBOR a good question
they HARBOR a good question
#15 - applejackhf ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU JUST MAKING PUNS?
User avatar #14 - drivinsideways (02/23/2014) [-]
"might of"
User avatar #13 - wliia (02/22/2014) [-]
There are dolphinately way too many puns being made here.
User avatar #12 - aquareefer (02/22/2014) [-]
What are you doing with your life, Jesse. You ******* queer.
User avatar #11 - dekbedovertrekset (02/22/2014) [-]
Woww, can you also post the version of this in a textconversation and also the version of tumblr?
User avatar #9 - jokexplain (02/22/2014) [-]
these puns are dull as ditch water.
#4 - shitforluck (02/22/2014) [-]
" might OF been TO" It's not too hard people, come on!
#2 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
These ocean puns are getting pretty deep
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