HIT SNOOZE ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YA!. I would never oversleep again.. M,' 5' witold be ': ' EDD! alarm elect. if it were Hist: the ' st: when it went eff it sai
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HIT SNOOZE ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YA!

I would never oversleep again.

M,' 5' witold be ': ' EDD! alarm elect. if it were Hist:
the ' st: when it went eff it said “Wake up MOTHER ' M" Altf
and when you pressed sneeze it went acknowledge that made the
decision he sneeze, but given that it' s at stupid ass deem: -n We elected tn
ignore and just kept beeping.
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Submitted: 12/04/2013
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#8 - driverist (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd prefer SURPRISE ************

#17 - ilikeweed (12/05/2013) [+] (20 replies)
has anyone here even seen pulp fiction?
User avatar #1 - halotalim (12/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My alarmclock broke last night so I need one. This will work.
#9 - xmonke (12/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I prefer the original Nick Fury.
User avatar #15 to #12 - angreif (12/05/2013) [-]
or blacktical
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#27 - ryanburry has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #29 to #27 - kanatana ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
We all did. Titty sprinkles.
#6 - negrosheep (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there was no reason to highlight anything, but seriously this would be a pretty good alarm clock.  On a side note, who would actually listen to an alarm clock for long enough to get that message out?  I would probably break it around "I acknowledge that you---" SMASH BAM no more alarm clock, time to spend twenty bucks on a new one.
there was no reason to highlight anything, but seriously this would be a pretty good alarm clock. On a side note, who would actually listen to an alarm clock for long enough to get that message out? I would probably break it around "I acknowledge that you---" SMASH BAM no more alarm clock, time to spend twenty bucks on a new one.
User avatar #58 - zajac (12/05/2013) [-]
I think that would just be a Samuel L. Jackson alarm clock
User avatar #52 - cedrock (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Samuel L. Jackson posted on reddit claiming he would read the most upvoted paragraph there and post a video about it.
There was a huge clash between 4chan's post, the navy seals copy pasta(What did you say about me, you lil bitch? I'll have you know, I graduted top class in the....), and a random user's "Alarm Clock" paragraph, which was a really polite version of this paragraph in this post...

Lots of admins of the subreddit got involved in the voting, and actually ******* brought down the navy seals pasta once, so 4chan had to make another...

In the end, SLJ posted a video saying that he won't do any of them because of the huge clash that happened, and that he will support alzheimer instead...

And this is why, reddit is a **** place, and is the reason that stuff like this will never happen.
User avatar #55 - brisineo (12/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Best alarm clock

Duck Dodgers mornings
#33 - supersnake (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thanks who ever highlighted nearly the whole paragraph of text, i would've never noticed the non highlighted parts
#71 - biscuitsunited (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#54 - emberstar (12/05/2013) [-]
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#39 - europe (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Such a shame that all the awesome alarm clock become really annoying really fast
#49 to #39 - vegetafan (12/05/2013) [-]
Being annoying is the point of an alarm clock. Samuel L Jackson simply takes away the weakness of normal alarm clocks, the snooze button.
User avatar #23 - BlimSub (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
it doesnt have to be Samuel l jackson from avengers, it can be samual l jackson from any other movie he has been in.
User avatar #38 to #23 - unculturedswine (12/05/2013) [-]
Sunrise ************ , do you see it?
#47 - bcsaint (12/05/2013) [-]
if anyone wants it
if anyone wants it
User avatar #40 - aisawinter (12/05/2013) [-]
Or just an alarm clock who instead of beeping, keep saying over and over "WAKE UP ************ "
#34 - thechosentroll (12/05/2013) [-]
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
#11 - ddylann (12/05/2013) [-]
samuel l jackson was samuel l jackson before he was nick fury
#4 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
I found the highlight so pointless I just read the whole thing...
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