HE WAS TOO DRUNK. . XXII. ' HE 9103 AM EDIT! Mans blood alcohol content too high for police to measure Odd News By Will Lerner 17 hours ago Levi B. Carter' s ac HE WAS TOO DRUNK XXII ' 9103 AM EDIT! Mans blood alcohol content too high for police to measure Odd News By Will Lerner 17 hours ago Levi B Carter' s ac
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XXII. ' HE 9103 AM
EDIT!
Mans blood alcohol content too high
for police to measure
Odd News By Will Lerner 17 hours ago
Levi B. Carter' s accomplishment
is one that' s truly horrifying. KORE ABC 9
News is reporting that the Iowa City, Iowa
man was so intoxicated that when given a
breath test, the breathalyzer wasn' t able to
calculate it.
The Iowa City Press Citizen writes that the
police responded to a call from a woman
who claimed to be Carter' s passenger at
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - vandettamask
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Cops FW
Cops FW
User avatar #53 to #3 - landartheconqueror
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no, the cop would be pretty upset
User avatar #49 to #3 - bromanguydude
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Thats like the 4th time I've seen this GIF or picture in the last 10 posts.
#57 to #3 - myhamstertalks
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Or this one
User avatar #82 to #57 - pwnigator
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That... that was actually clever.
User avatar #8 - syrenthra
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"Dude how drunk were you last night?!?!"

"So drunk I wasn't drunk"
#4 - include
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When the breathalyzer didn't have a reading.
#36 - thechosentroll
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They did, however, detect faint traces of blood in his alcohol stream.
#29 - fathis
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He should try the Eastern European breathalisers....
He should try the Eastern European breathalisers....
#68 to #29 - anon id: 15bb10fd
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I like how that cop just laughs with him
#31 - I Am Monkey
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The same method can be used to acquire free gas.
#32 to #31 - boastincoastin
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Was just about to post this, damnit.
#6 - JimmyRocketfingers
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For the first time in my entire life I can proudly say I'm from that state.    
   
 And the reason why he was so insanely drunk is because this place ******* sucks.
For the first time in my entire life I can proudly say I'm from that state.

And the reason why he was so insanely drunk is because this place ******* sucks.
User avatar #86 to #6 - hanabro
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There's a reason why the University of Iowa is the Number 1 party school of 2013.
#5 - anon id: c180d73a
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We did it America, we beat the Euros.
We did it America, we beat the Euros.
User avatar #83 to #5 - pwnigator
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Great! Now, just show me your free healthcare, which you would use, after having alcohol-posining.
User avatar #14 to #5 - threeeighteen
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(01/05/2014) [-]
One star, one America.
#15 to #14 - bann
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Either texas or no one felt like drawing 50 stars
User avatar #16 to #15 - threeeighteen
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Yeah, the show takes place in on of your northern states so I think it's laziness.
#17 to #16 - bann
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Yea, in Oregon somewhere, according to the episode where some fake president, something something, map showed him in Oregon.
User avatar #18 to #17 - threeeighteen
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The something something's actually describe the show relatively well.
#19 to #18 - bann
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Something something you're cool dude.
#20 to #19 - threeeighteen
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Cool dog, thank you very much.
#26 to #20 - hairyjonson
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cool dog you say
User avatar #87 to #5 - kristovsky
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that's until you hear they had to import a breathalyzer from the Czech republic.
User avatar #33 to #5 - huszti
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doubt. the highest ever recorded blood alcohol level was 13,74 permille. unsurprisingly, it was a polish guy. i guess a breathanalyzer would give up there too
#34 to #33 - taurusguy
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13....how the **** does that guy even stand up.
User avatar #37 to #34 - metalmind
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(01/05/2014) [-]
Who said that he did?
#62 to #37 - rotucex
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User avatar #63 to #62 - rotucex
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Oops, nevermind, I thought that you were talking about living, not standing up
#38 to #37 - noschool
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#61 - thahax
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#95 to #61 - Corak
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i wasnt gonna go get high
but then i got highhh
#11 - holyfool
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Comment Picture
User avatar #44 to #11 - thebeerdude
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Hoooly **** that looks like one of my friends - what's the sauce of that gif?
User avatar #102 to #44 - carnivora
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Danza con globos

here, thank me later
User avatar #103 to #102 - thebeerdude
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Thanks man, unfortunately not the guy i thought it was - apparently this guy is from Russia
User avatar #93 to #44 - holyfool
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IDK, sorry.
User avatar #97 to #93 - thebeerdude
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Damn. It's awesome in itself, but damn that'd be awesome if that's the guy i think it is.