HE WAS TOO DRUNK. . XXII. ' HE 9103 AM EDIT! Mans blood alcohol content too high for police to measure Odd News By Will Lerner 17 hours ago Levi B. Carter' s ac
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HE WAS TOO DRUNK

XXII. ' HE 9103 AM
EDIT!
Mans blood alcohol content too high
for police to measure
Odd News By Will Lerner 17 hours ago
Levi B. Carter' s accomplishment
is one that' s truly horrifying. KORE ABC 9
News is reporting that the Iowa City, Iowa
man was so intoxicated that when given a
breath test, the breathalyzer wasn' t able to
calculate it.
The Iowa City Press Citizen writes that the
police responded to a call from a woman
who claimed to be Carter' s passenger at
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#3 - vandettamask (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Cops FW
Cops FW
User avatar #8 - syrenthra (01/05/2014) [-]
"Dude how drunk were you last night?!?!"

"So drunk I wasn't drunk"
#4 - include (01/05/2014) [-]
When the breathalyzer didn't have a reading.
#36 - thechosentroll (01/05/2014) [-]
They did, however, detect faint traces of blood in his alcohol stream.
#29 - fathis (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
He should try the Eastern European breathalisers....
He should try the Eastern European breathalisers....
#31 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The same method can be used to acquire free gas.
#6 - JimmyRocketfingers (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
For the first time in my entire life I can proudly say I'm from that state.    
   
 And the reason why he was so insanely drunk is because this place 						*******					 sucks.
For the first time in my entire life I can proudly say I'm from that state.

And the reason why he was so insanely drunk is because this place ******* sucks.
#5 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2014) [+] (16 replies)
We did it America, we beat the Euros.
We did it America, we beat the Euros.
User avatar #33 to #5 - huszti (01/05/2014) [-]
doubt. the highest ever recorded blood alcohol level was 13,74 permille. unsurprisingly, it was a polish guy. i guess a breathanalyzer would give up there too
#61 - thahax (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - holyfool (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#73 - turbodoosh (01/05/2014) [-]
I am an alcohol
#2 - nerdiestjockever (01/04/2014) [-]
That's damn impressive.
That's damn impressive.
#23 - zomaru (01/05/2014) [-]
When in doubt, keep drinking.
When in doubt, keep drinking.
#43 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Um that is physically impossible, as soon as you hit 4,1 permille, you're dead
User avatar #46 to #45 - thesinful (01/05/2014) [-]
We've had people walk in under their own power at 7 permille at the hospital. Of course we've also had a woman come in that was ****** so hard she got a concussion.
#91 - opportunity (01/05/2014) [-]
Im so glad to live in the glorious state of iowa
User avatar #60 - thedungeonmaster (01/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Don't breathalyzers measure to 4.0 which is the amount that people usually die at? This guy is immortal.
#21 - drfaust (01/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Fun fact:
Your BAC is stored on 8 bits. Once it hits .256 it just rolls over back to .000 and you're not drunk anymore. Share this life hack with your friends!
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