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#7 - oxYKellark (12/02/2013) [-]
I once slept with a chick for revenge kind of. I was originally intending to date her or at least become good friends but when i was texting her one day i asked if she wanted to hang out with me sometime to which she replied "do you really think you've earned any of my time yet?" So after that i kind of always hated her on the inside, she said other things along the way that made me secretly despise her however we became *********** for a couple months and i didn't really show any emotion i kind of reserved myself until i could tell she liked me a lot then i came across all playful and nice and acted like i cared for like one more month of a really fun relationship then i just stopped calling her, acted like i was always busy and when i was asked if i intended on seeing her again i just said not in the near future no. Is that bad?
User avatar #139 to #7 - cycloberrick (12/02/2013) [-]
that's ****** worse than what the girl did to you in the first place

forgive and forget, douchebag.
User avatar #140 to #139 - oxYKellark (12/02/2013) [-]
It was just the shear arrogance of the whole thing, it made me want to explode.
User avatar #144 to #140 - cycloberrick (12/03/2013) [-]
doesnt give you the right to counter with a grudge fueled thing of emotional destruction

that was really low.

I also apologize for coming off so rash in my last comment, but people need to learn that being a douchebag in order to hurt someone who was being a douchebag gets people nowhere in life.
User avatar #148 to #144 - oxYKellark (12/03/2013) [-]
Two wrongs indeed do not make a right, but i felt that with such a blow to someones ego that said person would rethink how they act and perhaps change for the better in the future or perhaps just be less arrogant towards others. I don't know looking back it probably was not the best course of action i should just have been like well fine then i guess i haven't and called it quits there but.......that wasn't the case.
User avatar #149 to #148 - cycloberrick (12/03/2013) [-]
I can where you're trying to stand from

but I don't like where you're standing.

I guess we'll just let opinions be opinions
User avatar #82 to #7 - RomanR (12/02/2013) [-]
If a girl acts like a bitch with me, I'll do the same thing you did.

If a girl is nice though, I'll treat her very well. Its all about maintaining a balance, and being able to adapt to any situation...
#28 to #7 - kyogreking (12/02/2013) [-]
probably not, i once started seeing this girl who had a bf she acted really nice and just kept stringing me along for about 9 months constantly wanting my attention not letting me move on anyway eventually i started to get annoyed so i got her to break up with her bf 						******					 her and told her to jog on
probably not, i once started seeing this girl who had a bf she acted really nice and just kept stringing me along for about 9 months constantly wanting my attention not letting me move on anyway eventually i started to get annoyed so i got her to break up with her bf ****** her and told her to jog on
User avatar #44 to #28 - sailorstarsun (12/02/2013) [-]
Not let you move on? Like... you needed her permission?
User avatar #45 to #44 - kyogreking (12/02/2013) [-]
everytime i tried she'd guilt trip me, she was a bit of a mind ******
User avatar #122 to #45 - jsrf (12/02/2013) [-]
i think she was keeping you as a plan B incase she broke up with her boyfriend
User avatar #141 to #122 - kyogreking (12/02/2013) [-]
I got to that conclusion eventually
#13 to #7 - jaked (12/02/2013) [-]
1) you should have said "do you really think you've earned any of my time yet" for maximum comedic effect and 2) the fact that you were able to start and maintain a relationship while secretly hating the person means that you may be a sociopath
User avatar #125 to #13 - quasatranquility (12/02/2013) [-]
"able to start and maintain a relationship while secretly hating the person"

It's called marridge.
User avatar #55 to #13 - oxYKellark (12/02/2013) [-]
I was really considering it but i thought that would have killed her emotionally or something, either that or she wouldn't have remembered and it would have been awkward.
User avatar #23 to #13 - mcbigballz (12/02/2013) [-]
Lmao "You may be a sociopath." got me weak ***** . Have a thumb.
#12 to #7 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, its safe to assume she feels bad about what she said, regardless of how she treated you in the past, she did make up for it somehow and you are still toying with a human being's emotions.
User avatar #30 to #12 - arandomanon ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
... How do you get a -100 with any character?
User avatar #84 to #30 - ironsoul (12/02/2013) [-]
You have sex with his mother. Repeatedly.
User avatar #11 to #7 - seventhseeker (12/02/2013) [-]
you are just being manipulative cunt that uses emotions and trust of other people to get your selfish, righteous way of, what YOU percieve as "revenge". You probably made her cry her eyes out, for one text.
User avatar #81 to #11 - awesomanium (12/02/2013) [-]
I doubt that it would be "one text", because if you send a text like that, you're unlikely to be a really nice person in all other aspects of life.
User avatar #59 to #11 - oxYKellark (12/02/2013) [-]
Well i hated her for other reasons besides that text but that's really what started it, like i wasn't considering doing all that right after she said that bitchy ******* reply to an honest question but it seemed like a better option the farther along we got.
User avatar #9 to #7 - insaneiare (12/02/2013) [-]
ive done this to 2 different girls.
User avatar #18 to #9 - insaneiare (12/02/2013) [-]
it was susposed to be a left hand right hand joke!
User avatar #27 to #18 - atheistzilla ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
this comment has probably saved you from a lot of hate
User avatar #25 to #18 - logicstrike (12/02/2013) [-]
where they talking smack
User avatar #8 to #7 - ihatem (12/02/2013) [-]
Of course it is, you don't play with sex like chess pawns, it's a pretty important act, that's just being worse than her, not getting even or anything of the sort. It's weighted heavily compared to other things.
#47 to #8 - jazzyietheferret (12/02/2013) [-]
Stop shoving your ideals down other peoples throats. To some, sex may be a very important thing while other people see it as a fun release.
User avatar #98 to #47 - ihatem (12/02/2013) [-]
Then they grow the **** up
#112 to #98 - jazzyietheferret (12/02/2013) [-]
Some grow up differently though. Some turn into pretentious assholes as show in this example. While others grow into individuals who realize not everyone sees the world a little bit differently and they may have a different train of thought or reasoning. Last response from me, as I'm not sure you're trolling or just a douche normally.
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