Kinda cringey frankly. Here admin whines and feigns how the site is on the brink of death and that he is a poor impoverished man, yet he inexplicably has the time and resources to make a phallic missile launch which has homosexual undertones, plus the song playing isn't chinky at all so its sorta disjointed and odd. There are literally dozens of other important issues that could have been addressed, like the rampant fatshaming, misogyny and transphobia which has made this site unbearably intolerant and undiverse. Also, this is just a sidebar, but I tried to create an account named "pudd" and it said the name was untaken and therefore okay to use (I Got the green checkmark) so right after I fill out everything and do the captcha, I get a cryptice massage saying "this username is not allowed" Did I miss something? Seems awfully arbitrary and puritanical. Any hoo < I just wanted to say that Barrack Hussein Obama has been a perfect president, that I feel so much energy from my vegan diet, and that undertale was the ********* title that I have ever played in my entire life. Chug a diarrhea smoothie and please get aids admin. Peace out

It was a really beliveable atempt till he got to that part
With some practice this ***** goin places

You're trying to hard

if you had read it you would have noticed that It's pretty well written.
Take a closer look.