Gym teachers. .. 'or else you'll end up eaten like your other classmates'
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#2 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment [+] (27 replies)
User avatar #9 to #2 - gemleonn (10/30/2013) [-]
You wore converse to gym class, I feel like that was your fault
User avatar #32 - temporalguardian (10/30/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Heres a fun story, once in school, we had this square headed quiet buff freak of a substitute for gym, and of course the first thing my class thinks of is of ways to **** with him, while i and some other friends were spreading rumors about him, which im still convinced are mostly true (calling him a pedophile and **** cuz he was just staring at the big breasted girls all the time) So one of my friends borrows my phone and next thing i know is he comes back and tells me the teacher has my phone and im gunna get it from the principle because, i **** you not, my stupid friend throw my phone at him and the guy fell. Usually our teacher makes us do like the 10 minute warm up, sometimes not even that just 2 laps around the gym, and then we just screw around for the next 40 min. this guy made us to the laps about 10 times and do the warm up for at least 20-25 minutes. needless to say we hated his guts. ******* square headed dumb ass.
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrevitcartta (10/30/2013) [-]
So your first instinct is to **** with the man, you and your asshole friends spread rumors about him, your asshole friend throws your phone at him, and the teacher is the dumbass?
User avatar #3 - teoferrazzi (10/29/2013) [-]
'or else you'll end up eaten like your other classmates'
#19 - thechosentroll (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My gym teacher's this oldass woman, who could easily be my grandma, yet she could outrun most of the class and probably beat me at arm wrestling.
User avatar #48 - lamarsmithgot (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my high school gym teacher used to do the same thing, but he'd also shout "C'MON KIDS, HUSTLE!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, NOW MOVE IT!!"
#54 - uploaderdeleted (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This one time in my high schools football camp we were doing ab workouts, we had a really fat coach who kept yelling at us for doing them wrong, and one of the kids told him "How about you come down here and show us"
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#79 - kfcinafrica has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#90 to #79 - gmarrox (10/30/2013) [-]
What 			*******		 language are you speaking?
What ******* language are you speaking?
User avatar #39 - connorjay (10/30/2013) [-]
I loved my PE teacher.

When we had to do laps and circuit training and everything similar, he joined in, and most of the time doing more.

When we had to do the lap of our mile, he would do two, first with us that did it fairly quickly, and then he'd go around with the larger kids who couldn't make it too quickly.
#44 - stadic (10/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Now what if I enjoy taking laps?
Now what if I enjoy taking laps?
User avatar #99 - CaptalnPlanet (10/30/2013) [-]
my freshman health teacher was eating a krispy kream donut while teaching us about a proper diet
#45 - wartroll (10/30/2013) [-]
**wartroll rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Me and my girl, well every girl... ** my gym teacher
#121 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They do it to stop you becoming what they are
They are just tryin to make a better tomorrow for us all
#25 - thebeerdude (10/30/2013) [-]
When i was 12-16 i had two gym-teachers.    
The first, Kikki, was a 			*******		 whale (we're talking a minimum of 140 kg here), but it was the only female teacher with the appropriate education for it.   
The second one, a guy named Charlie, was great when the school hired him, but after a night of drinkin one weekend, he fell onto train-tracks and got both of his legs, and most of his left hand run off.    
   
So neither of my gym-teachers was ever running, and not because they didn't wanna, the 			*******		 physically couldn't.
When i was 12-16 i had two gym-teachers.
The first, Kikki, was a ******* whale (we're talking a minimum of 140 kg here), but it was the only female teacher with the appropriate education for it.
The second one, a guy named Charlie, was great when the school hired him, but after a night of drinkin one weekend, he fell onto train-tracks and got both of his legs, and most of his left hand run off.

So neither of my gym-teachers was ever running, and not because they didn't wanna, the ******* physically couldn't.
#1 - xxangelisxx (10/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This made me remember my high school gym teachers, both fatass females who forced us to run dozens of laps and again, again, and again, while their own lardasses wouldn't be able to run even the short 100 meter distance.
User avatar #76 - shinymew (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Kinda related story...
My friend is on crunches hope that's the right word and we have this oldass gym teacher; who uses a cane. They raced each other in the hallways and my friend ended up winning.
User avatar #123 to #113 - shinymew (10/30/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot; knew it seemed wrong.
User avatar #38 - lordmacflurri (10/30/2013) [-]
My gym teacher ran from the front to the back during these kinds of things.
User avatar #21 - burnitall (10/30/2013) [-]
: Gym Teachers : Foamy The Squirrel
#140 - guanyu (10/30/2013) [-]
My old gym teacher wasn't like that at all. He was built and athletic. He was short, but built and athletic none the less.
The things he could do where impressive.
His substitute on the other hand...
User avatar #50 - djjeroenski (10/30/2013) [-]
mine is pretty chill, she sometimes actually runs with us
User avatar #17 - syntheticdoll (10/30/2013) [-]
I had several gym teachers, all of them were women and in realtively good shape.
The first was nice to us, we played games, did some exercises, nothing exhausting.
The second was a total bitch, her favourite was "run 10 laps, do 20 sit-ups, run 9 laps, do 20 push-ups, run 8 laps etc. etc" we hated her.
The third one was the coach of the handball team so we were scared ******** at first but then she said "I don't expect wonders from you, I f we will get on well this will be an easy year". We played a lot of games along with some proper exercises.
The forth one was kinda meh, every lesson was the same, run X lasp, do some other stuff and play.
The fifth one was in high school, by far the best one I had. We did everything that need to be graded in the beginningof the year and now we just play volleyball (I don't like it so with a few other classmates we just play badminton.
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