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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - anon id: 6bbb5c5a
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Je préfèrerais sortir avec quelqu'un qui peux parler français. Mon français serait plus horrible lorsque on le compare à son français.
User avatar #20 to #2 - mysourpatchkid
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Je parle et ecrire un peu de francais, mais je ne suis pas tres bien.
User avatar #79 to #2 - folkflunky
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Dickbaguette.
User avatar #5 to #2 - mcbiff
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je suis la gare
#173 to #5 - anon id: 0c0dc98e
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le feu sur le cheval etait brise
User avatar #38 to #5 - regaesnhoj
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I am the station?
User avatar #8 to #5 - JoshOwnsAll
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made me spill my tea.
good one sir
User avatar #25 to #2 - regaesnhoj
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Y'a tellement de batards sur ce cite que j'aimerai pouvoir baiser leur meres.
User avatar #55 to #25 - jimimipwr
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nice
User avatar #89 to #2 - alexthebest
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Je ne parle pas français. Je suis originaire de la Colombie-Britannique.
#92 to #2 - anon id: 93a661ef
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I'd rather go out with someone who can speak French. My French is more horrible when compared to the French.
User avatar #171 to #2 - extooso
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tu as un petit comcombre fils de put.
ou est ta mama maitnante?
User avatar #176 to #171 - regaesnhoj
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Dans ton trou de bal
User avatar #175 to #2 - regaesnhoj
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Sort avec moi alors petite coquine vas
User avatar #9 to #2 - JoshOwnsAll
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je parlez un peu du francais, mais je ne te entendre pas.
couldn't find the special french squiggly c
User avatar #14 to #9 - violated
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ç
User avatar #15 to #14 - JoshOwnsAll
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that's the one
#17 to #15 - violated
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à â é è ï ô û ù ç   
   
   
And such letters that make this language so fun... Unless you have to learn it.
à â é è ï ô û ù ç


And such letters that make this language so fun... Unless you have to learn it.
User avatar #26 to #17 - regaesnhoj
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ù .... is never found in the French language.
#32 to #26 - violated
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It is. The word ''où'', for instance, which means ''where''.
It is. The word ''où'', for instance, which means ''where''.
User avatar #34 to #32 - regaesnhoj
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Oh yeah ahaa .... That's sad considering I'm fluent in French.
User avatar #35 to #34 - violated
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L'erreur est humaine!
User avatar #37 to #35 - regaesnhoj
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Euh bah oui
User avatar #51 to #2 - funnyjunktitan
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Tu mange les enfants.
User avatar #3 to #2 - twistedwoodthing
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ehn, ton francais n'est pas grave.
User avatar #11 to #3 - thewebspinner
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your french is not matter?

Tu voulais surement dire:
Ton niveau de francais n'est pas si grave.
Ou alors: Ton francais n'est pas mauvais.

I'm not 100% on this but I grew up in france and studied french lit...
#154 to #11 - anon id: de2c6612
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Tu commences par mal traduire ce qu'il a dit, donc je doute que tu puisses donner une leçon juste après.
User avatar #36 to #11 - twistedwoodthing
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Je voulais dire que son français n'était pas si grave que ça, j'ai lu beaucoup pire. Pardon, j'étais au millieu d'une bataille.
User avatar #174 to #36 - regaesnhoj
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Une bataille de queues
User avatar #27 to #11 - regaesnhoj
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Ceci est correcte ... bravo!
#111 to #27 - pkrbarmovie
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Correct*
User avatar #4 to #3 - arsyro
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french is actually quite fun when you learn the foul language
#28 to #4 - Blarglefargle
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Are we talking about Quebec's church words? Those are fun.
#12 to #4 - thewebspinner
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He's right you know.
#7 to #2 - toonlike
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Sorry, I don't speak weakness
#153 to #7 - anon id: de2c6612
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#10 to #2 - abcdxyz
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#42 to #10 - godqueso
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User avatar #6 to #2 - magickarcher
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Sure, you can surrender
#13 to #6 - azraelthemage
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#87 to #13 - waaw
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User avatar #113 to #13 - volksworgen
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Can I have a cropped out version of just the whole france part of that image?
#118 to #113 - anon id: 4831cf47
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Cropping is not a difficult task.
User avatar #119 to #118 - volksworgen
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Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME ANON I know it is, But I lack editing programs.
#145 to #119 - dagreatmax
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Here have this.
#146 to #145 - dagreatmax
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#147 to #146 - dagreatmax
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#148 to #147 - dagreatmax
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#179 to #148 - anon id: e26b4452
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#180 to #179 - anon id: e26b4452
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Excuse me, Princess!
I regret nothing.
#133 to #119 - JonasWest
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Here, take this
#121 to #119 - anon id: 4831cf47
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That's a good enough excuse for me. This good enough for you?
User avatar #122 to #121 - volksworgen
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Thx bbz. <3
#123 to #122 - anon id: 4831cf47
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Welcome, and g'night.
User avatar #124 to #123 - volksworgen
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Gnight anon, take care.
#43 to #6 - pwntatochips
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Comment Picture
#140 to #6 - reggaemortis
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Comment Picture
#181 to #6 - fathis
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you win the internet
#151 to #6 - anon id: de2c6612
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FRANCE LOSES BATTLES XDXDDDDDDDDDDD
*le epic american meemee
#96 to #6 - anon id: 686e5cd6
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so fahnny joke
#91 to #6 - anon id: 3921fb03
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Holy ****. You deserve every thumb
#112 to #6 - Classic
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I hope you know, this is officially my favorite comment on anything I've seen ever. Thank you for this. I am utterly and completely at peace with my life and everything in it now.
I hope you know, this is officially my favorite comment on anything I've seen ever. Thank you for this. I am utterly and completely at peace with my life and everything in it now.
#152 to #112 - anon id: de2c6612
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An overused **** meme based on a lie is your favorite comment ?
#137 to #6 - thornberry
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Can we make this guy admin for a day?
#1 - include
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Comment Picture
User avatar #128 to #1 - nrhv
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oh lord, that frame rate...
#21 - thedesignerisdead
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I personally dont think Gwyneth deserved &quot;Most Beautiful Woman Alive&quot;
I personally dont think Gwyneth deserved "Most Beautiful Woman Alive"
#75 to #21 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #7054787 at Safe For Work Random Board ** No one deserves that title
User avatar #192 to #21 - theshadowed
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She did? I'd personally go with Cate Blanchett
User avatar #23 to #21 - regaesnhoj
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I personally think she did.

who do you think did?
User avatar #24 to #23 - thedesignerisdead
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Emma Stone
User avatar #29 to #24 - regaesnhoj
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I still think Gwyneth is better looking.
User avatar #31 to #29 - thedesignerisdead
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I mean yeah she has those pure angelic qualities about her but idk man, something is just off...
User avatar #33 to #31 - regaesnhoj
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I even think Scarlet Johansson is better looking than Emma Stone.
#41 to #33 - anon id: f365758a
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'Even'... as if shes not insanely hot, but Emma Stone is still better than anyone except maybe Emma Roberts. theres something about Emmas
#48 to #31 - tkfourtwoone
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Yes. Pure angelic qualities.

Wow.
So expression.
Such plastic.
Wow.
User avatar #30 to #24 - kanatana
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I really don't think Spider-Man's girlfriend should have beaten Iron Man's girlfriend in this case. Just saying.
User avatar #88 to #21 - fuckingtrolls
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She's anorexic type skinny.
#39 to #21 - leevoquer
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Christina Hendricks should have won, hands down...my pants. Gwyneth Paltrow has the body of a twelve year old boy.
#40 to #39 - Digitalphear
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This image has expired
and?
User avatar #47 to #39 - tkfourtwoone
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Hendricks?! Really?!?

You do realize that woman has got nothing else but boobs (that I have a feeling aren't really hers to begin with...) right?!
#165 to #47 - anon id: de2c6612
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This picture shows very well that she doesn't only have boobs.
Now delete your account.
User avatar #84 to #47 - regaesnhoj
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They've got vaginas and nice bums too ...
User avatar #102 to #84 - tkfourtwoone
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Then go **** Snooki, if that's all that matters in a woman.
User avatar #200 to #102 - regaesnhoj
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Blown out of proportion .... personalities
#52 to #47 - carcassofgorguts
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WROOOOONG!
#53 to #52 - tkfourtwoone
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Get

The ****

Out
User avatar #80 to #53 - loomiss
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GOD no
Sorry but not even
all she has is boobs, her face is not pretty.
#98 to #80 - tkfourtwoone
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Aaaand her boobs, if they are real, means she is normally fat. That is, if she not resumes her diet to one olive/day.

Pic for proof.

THAT is how a woman with such huge jugs actually looks like if she eats decently. Themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #85 to #53 - herecomesjohnny
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ew
#54 to #53 - carcassofgorguts
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She's ***************. Don't you dare disparage her perfectness.
#56 to #54 - tkfourtwoone
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She is ******* ugly. She's got the Madonna thing going on for her.

Not to mention she is literally CAKED IN ******* MAKE UP! It's like WEARING A ******* MASK!

Gimme a break, you horny 10 year old. The only thing you see are boobs that are grossly big (and, as stated, possibly not even hers to begin with)
#57 to #56 - carcassofgorguts
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WRONG! She's gorgeous, and every picture you post backs me up. You asexual 8 year old.

User avatar #66 to #57 - guto
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she's pretty and all but not even in my city she would be the most beautiful woman alive... I personaly love the hell out of the redhead Emma Stone( blonde isn't my favorite)
and there's Mélanie Laurent GOD! she's so ******* beautiful I could sacrifice 72 virgins just to say "hi" to her


come on guys there's plenty of beautiful womans in the world, it's really hard to choose only one to be the hottest alive
User avatar #78 to #57 - thatoneiranianguy
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You seriously need a girlfriend.
#190 to #78 - carcassofgorguts
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I have one. What now?
User avatar #58 to #57 - tkfourtwoone
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...god you literally have absolute no taste whatsoever.

Let me guess: even Snooki is incredibly hot in your opinion, right? Or that little gremlin called Nicki Minaj

And no, I'm sorry, this "thing" called Christina Hendricks is just disgusting. LOOK AT HER GODDAMN FACE FOR ONCE, YOU IDIOT!
#59 to #58 - carcassofgorguts
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Are you retarded? No, Snooki is ugly as **** as is Nicki Minaj, and Hendricks being hot only has a slight amount to do with tits.

You're just a moron, and her face is quite gorgeous. You fail troll. GOODNIGHT BITCH!
User avatar #136 to #59 - pizzaweed
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in b4 ban
User avatar #62 to #59 - tkfourtwoone
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Also

"Hendricks being hot only has a slight amount to do with tits"

*proceeds to show a picture of her pulling down on her blouse, revealing her cleavage*

Yes, you're not autistic. At all.
#64 to #62 - carcassofgorguts
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Derp most pictures have tits derp

I'm not autistic, but you may have aspergers considering how violently angry you are about this at 1am.
User avatar #67 to #64 - tkfourtwoone
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It's 8 AM here, you godamn idiot. America isn't the only goddamn country in the world you know.

Also, why the **** am I NOT surprised in 'muricans having absolutely no standards whatsoever?!
#125 to #67 - xxTheJesterxx
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Like this discussion made any sense in the first place. Then you guys brought trolls and the country you live in into it.
Like this discussion made any sense in the first place. Then you guys brought trolls and the country you live in into it.
User avatar #82 to #67 - snaresinger
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And here we see two ******* faggots insulting each other for their sexual preferences. Grow up.
#164 to #67 - anon id: de2c6612
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**** off, you retarded 8y/o *******.
Having 3 ********* vote you up everytime doesn't mean you're right.
Stop posting now.
#70 to #67 - carcassofgorguts
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Yes, it is actually.
User avatar #81 to #70 - snaresinger
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And here we see two ******* faggots insulting each other for their sexual preferences. Grow up.
#60 to #59 - tkfourtwoone
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....you don't even know what a "troll" is. God, you're incredibly ******* stupid.

I even tried to google "Christina Hendricks no make up". Almost got 404'd.

If I asked you what's so goddamn "hot" about her, you wouldn't even know what to say except "bewbs". Her face LOOKS LIKE A ******* TRAIN WRECK!

******************! ALL THE IDIOTS on this site!
#61 to #60 - carcassofgorguts
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Yup, I googled it too and looks fine to me. Your point FAILS! I know what a troll is, and you're sure as **** one, BITCH!

TAKE YOUR INTERNET BEATING LIKE A BITCH, BITCH! BITCH! I WIN! FOREVER!
#63 to #61 - tkfourtwoone
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"TAKE YOUR INTERNET BEATING LIKE A BITCH, BITCH! BITCH! I WIN! FOREVER!"

...ok, time for your nap nap, little one.
#65 to #63 - carcassofgorguts
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I win, you lose. Good DAY SIR! I'm going to bed, you've been the worst fake troll online today. Kind of sad.
User avatar #68 to #65 - tkfourtwoone
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And you are quite literally just sad. Sad case of "human being".

Idiot 'muricunt.
#69 to #68 - carcassofgorguts
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I'm American?
User avatar #71 to #69 - tkfourtwoone
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7 hours difference in the time zone.

You can't be anything but a goddamn retarded american, who's signs of neural activity suddenly crash & stop and the first sign of BEWBS. Goddamn idiot.
#104 to #71 - npfortytwo
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you're both retards for having this argument in the first place
#116 to #104 - zenet
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I agree. Its pretty ******* pathetic listening to them bitch about stupid ****.

Could I get a wrongopinioninternetpolice.jpeg?
#195 to #116 - carcassofgorguts
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He's the one raging psychotically about how not hot she is.
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User avatar #206 to #104 - loomiss
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They're debating about who they think is more attractive and why they think it.
Quit trying to be so above them, it is a completely natural thing to do.
User avatar #207 to #206 - npfortytwo
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They're debating?
You're taking a massive **** on the definition of the word "debating" by using it in this context. That's not debating, that's a catfight. Remind me of the last time you heard "I win, you lose. Good day SIR", "Idiot 'muricunt", "God, you're incredibly ******* stupid", "but you may have aspergers", etc. etc., in an actual debate before?
User avatar #208 to #207 - loomiss
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Okay never mind, they're ******* retards.
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#72 to #71 - carcassofgorguts
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Really? Only an American is in that time zone? Before you go aspergers, an American is a US citizen, not a Canadian nor anyone else.

I love how your entire failure of logic here rests on "Thinks Christina Hendricks is attractive = Apparently thinks only she is, ergo has bad taste." You need medications crazy person. Good night!
#86 to #72 - loomiss
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Okay everyone has their own taste in women but I think for the most part we all can agree on a pretty girl.
But Christina Hendricks wouldn't even be considered most attractive in my town.
Like her body is good but her face isn't up to par.
I will gladly supply you with a list of women I find to be beautiful .
Emma Stone
Jennifer Lawrence
Mila Kunis
Kate Upton
Olivia Munn
But on the other side of things the guy you were arguing with is also wrong by no means is Chirstina Hendricks ugly.
User avatar #95 to #86 - tkfourtwoone
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"Emma Stone
Jennifer Lawrence
Mila Kunis"

3 of the most overrated girls who happen to be "hip" at the moment. Mark my words, in 2 or 3 years NO ONE will ever remember them.
Just like 2-3 years ago the entire world went crazy for the moronic Megan Fox. Now, not a beep about her.

Not to mention Jennifer Lawrence AND Mila Kunis are rather... ugly. Jennifer Lawrence has that white trash look, while Mila Kunis' forhead could serve as a military airport.


As for Emma Stone... overrated to hell and back. She's stuck playing teenage girls who make silly faces. Wow. Such talent.
#204 to #95 - loomiss
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Mate
User avatar #194 to #95 - blbrian
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I like how you left Kate Upton out of your rant
User avatar #185 to #95 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account**
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Have you seen megan fox lately? She ruined the few things that make her attractive with plastic surgery/
User avatar #99 to #95 - loomiss
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I love how to bash on looks you bring up Emma Stone's looks.
That served no purpose in our discussion.
Okay then if you are the almighty genius when it comes to beauty, enlighten me.
Who do you believe to be beautiful?
User avatar #101 to #86 - tkfourtwoone
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Replying here due to FJ ****** up reply limits:

Michelle Pfeiffer. Even though she is in her mid 50s (55, to be exact) she still mops the floor with all the new geese in town that media tries so hard to advertise.

Angelina Jolie, god rest her tits, is also still a standard for beauty. Or Juliane Moore, another woman who carries her years nicely.

And do you know why? Because those women look beautiful NATURALLY. There is a thing, you know, called "natural beauty". NONE of the recent "stars" have that (even Natalie Portman, she has a very simple, country-girl kind of "beauty").

And I'm sorry, but the whole obsession with Emma Stone is just way beyond me. It's like she's every pre-pubescent's dream "waifu". Honestly, I find her annoying, with all those quirks of hers.
#103 to #101 - loomiss
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Michelle Pfeiffer is not attractive. (Pic related it's her.)
Julianne Moore has the jaw line of what I imagine a manly lumber jack would have.
But yes, Angelina Jolie is great, but I'd take Kate Upton>Angenlina Jolie.
#191 to #101 - carcassofgorguts
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Ahahaha, Michelle Pfeiffer? Wow. Way to derail your claims of superior taste. Angelina Jolie too?!
#196 to #86 - carcassofgorguts
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********, Olivia Munn isn't even that attractive face wise. She's plain as ****.
User avatar #198 to #196 - loomiss
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It's all opinion.
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Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence? Really? They're only considered "beautiful" because they're famous.
#134 to #131 - anon id: a10ed2b7
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I don't like how Lawrence looks in everyday, but ******* hell was she hot in the hunger games.
User avatar #73 to #72 - tkfourtwoone
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I'm sorry, but only an americunt would be that stupid and tasteless. Heck, I trust Brazilians 10x more in taste in women, even though those hips of theirs are ridiculous.

Now go to ******* bed, before your dad molests you for being a stupid cunt. Again.
#74 to #73 - carcassofgorguts
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You fail little boy! Bwahahaha!
User avatar #177 to #54 - regaesnhoj
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I wouldn't touch with a 3 feet pole.

There I said it - whatchagonnado?
#193 to #177 - carcassofgorguts
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You're a liar who's likely never seen a woman nude.
User avatar #199 to #193 - regaesnhoj
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Yeah ... you keep believing that. psch, troll
#201 to #199 - carcassofgorguts
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I'm a troll because you claim you wouldn't touch an attractive woman?
User avatar #203 to #201 - regaesnhoj
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Whatever man.
#205 to #203 - carcassofgorguts
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English ************, do you speak it?
User avatar #16 - rhc
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that got dark quickly
#49 - deadlydong
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Don't teach french in prison.
Don't teach french in prison.
#77 - josieabby
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For a person who doesn't speak a lick of french, I sure do say, "Excuse my French" a lot.
User avatar #115 to #77 - flemsdfer
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That's probably why it needs so much excusing.
#120 to #115 - josieabby
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That is a very valid point you have there.
#100 - jshyu
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOANANAS !!!
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#97 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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She's on my &quot;would **** even though I'm gay&quot; list.   
   
The technique is something like this, right?
She's on my "would **** even though I'm gay" list.

The technique is something like this, right?
User avatar #126 to #97 - wolviewolverine
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Oh, it's much easier.
Pretend your bodies are two hands. Then just clap.
User avatar #135 to #126 - lolme
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Yeah, like reversed gay sex.
User avatar #167 to #135 - wolviewolverine
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Yes. Put your butt in the penis hole..
#163 to #97 - anon id: de2c6612
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Degenerate scum
#210 to #163 - wolviewolverine
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oh my god, the whole comment section of that video is pure gold.
#197 to #163 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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wat
User avatar #109 to #97 - maxillius
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nailed it
User avatar #19 - AceofHearts
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Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man 3) "They don't teach French in jail!" [HD] Sauce for anyone that wants it.
User avatar #44 to #19 - nyangiraffe
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I love that after he made that speech, he had to listen to the french translator repeat it to the crowd and he just put his head down.
#138 - suikerpapa
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Here in the Netherlands, you can learn French, German, English, Chinese, Spanish, Japanese, and Italian in a lot of high schools. For once I am proud of my country
User avatar #141 to #138 - rho
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I've been to plenty of high schools and following in this country, and I have never had the option to learn Chinese, Japanese, Italian or Spanish. What part are you in?
User avatar #142 to #141 - suikerpapa
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Midwest. My cousing even did a bilingual course in spanish.
A school near mine offers Chinese, I've heard about schools offering japanese, and there were even plans to teach Italian at my school.
User avatar #143 to #142 - rho
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I wasn't aware of that. I could imagine Spanish, but I figured you'd need a dedicated educational path to have Chinese or Japanese as an option. Anyway, thanks.
User avatar #144 to #138 - mrgreatnamess
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Same here
It's not really that special
#149 to #138 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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Same with my school in the US, except they also taught Russian. Just because I took two years of Spanish in school doesn't mean I know how to speak it years later with no real-life practice.
User avatar #166 to #138 - toastedspikes
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Hoi. Heb je goedkope wiet?
User avatar #168 to #138 - megatrollinator
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The only options I was given here in England were French and Spanish. I wanted to learn Japanese
User avatar #172 to #168 - sairajayn
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My school in England offered French, Spanish, Italian and German.
I got A for gcse German.. I desperately want to learn Welsh
#170 to #138 - fjponythread
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And here in Slovakia we can only English in High School    
I want to learn Japanese so I can play Japanese import games
And here in Slovakia we can only English in High School
I want to learn Japanese so I can play Japanese import games
User avatar #178 to #170 - larfang
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Same in my area of Germany, that and the fact a lot of American military bases here in the area as well.
User avatar #183 to #178 - fjponythread
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Also I like your avatar
#182 to #178 - fjponythread
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The Slovak school system is a complete garbage though   
I go to electronic engineering high school and we use equipment from 90s    
Basically if you want a proper education you will have to go to a private school where you have to pay 250 Eur every month    
This is another reason why I hate this country with burning passion and would nuke it from orbit if I had the chance
The Slovak school system is a complete garbage though
I go to electronic engineering high school and we use equipment from 90s
Basically if you want a proper education you will have to go to a private school where you have to pay 250 Eur every month
This is another reason why I hate this country with burning passion and would nuke it from orbit if I had the chance
#184 to #182 - larfang
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Damn that sucks. Here in Germany you have 3 different high schools which you go to based off of how well you did and other skills from your schooling before. So basically if you want to be a doctor, but your skill set and grades say you're more of a carpenter, sucks to be you cause you're going to the ****** school. Luckily, I went to school on the American base so I never ran into this problem.    
   
Just remember though, your school system is still probably better than America's. A lot of their private schools can cost thousands of dollars each year (had a friend go to one costing 10,000 a year)     
   
And thank you! A friend had made it for me a while ago so I continue to use it for them. Here have this cat gif for my thanks.
Damn that sucks. Here in Germany you have 3 different high schools which you go to based off of how well you did and other skills from your schooling before. So basically if you want to be a doctor, but your skill set and grades say you're more of a carpenter, sucks to be you cause you're going to the ****** school. Luckily, I went to school on the American base so I never ran into this problem.

Just remember though, your school system is still probably better than America's. A lot of their private schools can cost thousands of dollars each year (had a friend go to one costing 10,000 a year)

And thank you! A friend had made it for me a while ago so I continue to use it for them. Here have this cat gif for my thanks.




#187 to #184 - fjponythread
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It might be better than America's school system but the government has been doing massive changes in the school system that is basically putting Slovak students on the American's knowledge standards
It might be better than America's school system but the government has been doing massive changes in the school system that is basically putting Slovak students on the American's knowledge standards
#188 to #187 - larfang
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Oh god I'm so sorry, I will hope that there will be something to stop this from happening.
User avatar #139 to #138 - udei
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its the same everywhere, whats your point?
#169 to #138 - frankpolard
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yeah, but the dutch mix those languages together to one
yeah, but the dutch mix those languages together to one