Guy code
III! Ellis:
If I but din: whim lifting, put mar: an the bar, than all 911.
If I but din: whim lifting, put mar: an the bar, than all 911.
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#2
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rockergamer ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-] respect
although that might make him look dumber for trying to lift whatever you added
although that might make him look dumber for trying to lift whatever you added
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subaqueousreach ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-] Dude, bros don't question a bros death lift. The bro code is universal amongst all bros.
If that's what he had on the bar, that's what he lifted. 96 reps before he dropped. It was beautiful. I'm just sad he'll never make it to 100 again...
If that's what he had on the bar, that's what he lifted. 96 reps before he dropped. It was beautiful. I'm just sad he'll never make it to 100 again...
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talldumbdork (08/09/2015) [-] If you touch swords 20 second time out in seperate corners, no eye contact, then back to work.
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badgoodass (08/09/2015) [-] Ye as long as you both are looking at the guy you **** it's k
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badgoodass (08/10/2015) [-] sorry cuteasiangirls I just don't like ***********
Even if somehow you're the only blocked person on my list beside a spambot
Even if somehow you're the only blocked person on my list beside a spambot
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corrosionx (08/09/2015) [-] If you're gonna suck your best bro's dick, remember to call no homo beforehand.
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manofparody (08/09/2015) [-] The 1 urinal free rule. Always leave a free urinal between you and anyone else peeing, where possible.
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buttseckss (08/09/2015) [-] I get this if there are no dividers, but if there are dividers who gives a **** . I've seen people wait for urinals to open up just so they're not next to someone. It's so petty.
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BloodyTurds ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
*Exception: if the only other toilet is one of those kiddie ones that you have to squat to piss in, AND the neighboring toilets have dividers
#37
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icameheretotroll (08/09/2015) [-] If you're talking to a girl that your bro likes, subtly compliment him
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sideism (08/09/2015) [-] ask permission before hooking up with your friend's ex-girlfriend. and even if he's cool with it, you will still pretend that you feel guilty about it
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lunchablespizza (08/09/2015) [-] And if he is cool with it, he is allowed to say "Aw man you're going to love the way she sucks your dick"
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flyingflufferflow ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-] I can back this up, I had to do this to get with my current gf. I never talk about her with him either, just because I know he dont wanna hear that **** .
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nineinchesdeep (08/10/2015) [-]
You are right this guy is a faggot. It's not even worth saying since everyone knows it
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yugiohkris 
ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-] Don't look at another man's junk while at the urinal.
I don't know man,I like never go outside.
I don't know man,I like never go outside.
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vorarephilia 
(08/09/2015) [-] Bro hugs are a sacred thing, don't abuse them. A girl on girl hug isn't too uncommon (I don't think i've ever seen two women give handshakes and a pat on their friends shoulder when greeting outside of a strict business setting.) So if your bro lost a loved one, or the best girl ever said yes, or haven't seen each other in years, a manly hug holds far more emotion.
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froggets (08/09/2015) [-] If bro is unable to get it up due to medical reasons, other bro's are by law allowed to hide in the closet and switch with Bro with K.O'd boner when the lights goes off to satisfy his woman and to keep his reputation intact
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clarkxonehundred (08/09/2015) [-] **clarkxonehundred used "*roll picture*"**
**clarkxonehundred rolled image** Unless there is a life in danger, never hit below the belt
**clarkxonehundred rolled image** Unless there is a life in danger, never hit below the belt
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darksideofthebeast (08/09/2015) [-] If you and your bros balls touch, it's cool, just make sure you put hand sanitizer on your hands to wash his balls while he does the same for you after.
#13
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lordsaucy (08/09/2015) [-] "No homo" is inherent and need not be stated between best bros. Note: this only applies to BEST bros.
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kyrozor ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-] In passing "What's up" and "Not much man, you?" or similar is a fine conversation.
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bohemianblasphemy (08/10/2015) [-] If bros share a house/flat/apartment, all bros are obligated to stay out for the evening if a fellow bro wants to entertain a woman.
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dildobarbarian (08/10/2015) [-] His final words "lord forgive me for these gainz i'm about to make"
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robogroovy ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-] In the name of the cuts, the gains, and the holy veins.
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jkaizoku (08/10/2015) [-] you are obligated to follow your bro in whatever endeavor he partakes in, no matter how dumb it is
