Guy: You confirmed cuming yet?. Girl: I dunno.. Halt lite ') . . female r/ C orgasm. and this smooth motherfucker knows all about it
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Guy: You confirmed cuming yet?

Girl: I dunno.

Halt lite ') . . female
r/ C orgasm
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#1 - teoferrazzi (11/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
and this smooth motherfucker knows all about it
#12 - whatugawkinat ONLINE (11/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I know when it's coming...

I'm dating a squirter
User avatar #20 - TardytheTurtle (11/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know if I'm good or if the majority of men are just inept because of things like this.
seriously, my first time doing anything with a girl and I got her off, granted it took 40 minutes and I was left with smurfs for testicles, but getting a girl off isn't that difficult if you are selfless. Give her your undivided attention and look for her signs if she's liking it or not. Change what you're doing if she doesn't, easy as that.
now I'm going to get shit stormed by virgins and/or little bitches
see you guys when this is over
#6 - ohhaitharyou (11/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Yes, that's right.   
   
But here's the thing; us women know whether orgasms exist or not, and when they're going to happen. The same goes for Half Life 3.   
   
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Yes, that's right.

But here's the thing; us women know whether orgasms exist or not, and when they're going to happen. The same goes for Half Life 3.

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User avatar #16 - Maroon (11/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you question the existence of a female orgasm... you're doing something very wrong
#25 - settantaventi (11/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**settantaventi rolls 0**
User avatar #35 to #27 - youreminenow ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
**youreminenow rolls 3**
#40 - giinthir ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
#38 - takemythumb (11/24/2013) [-]
**takemythumb rolls 4** uhhh no..
#26 - newdevyx (11/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #18283 at Friendly ** they can't publish it. Gordon's voice actor has died.
User avatar #67 - askafj (11/24/2013) [-]
Like a female orgasm?
You mean I'll never experience one?
User avatar #63 - sabdoor (11/24/2013) [-]
This certainly describes half-life players...
User avatar #59 - redstonealchemist (11/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i have given a woman an orgasm...
using ONLY my left thumb.
User avatar #45 - happytimesfome ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
the thunb are +339 half life the comfermd
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User avatar #32 - irishhappyposter (11/24/2013) [-]
the trademark has been filed
#21 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
that's what the government wants you to think had to be done
User avatar #19 - thijsofbodom (11/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Are HL part 1 and 2 worth the buy?
User avatar #15 - nocturnalemission (11/24/2013) [-]
Well Persona 5 got announce, at least we got that.
User avatar #10 - ironsoul (11/24/2013) [-]
So the reason halflife 3 isn't out is because you suck in bed?
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