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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - slias
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Well, if someone mowed my lawn without asking me I'd be pretty pissed.
#2 to #1 - markmauster [OP]
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Even I would be so pissed about that if somebody decides to plant something without my permission.
User avatar #30 to #1 - Zaxplab
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****, I'd be happy
User avatar #51 to #1 - vikingesnumerouno
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I'd be ******* delighted m8
#9 to #1 - Decode
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MFW I mow your lawn without permission.
MFW I mow your lawn without permission.
#3 to #1 - dogeate
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YFW
#16 - epicscorpion
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little sower? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gardening Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret plantings on the nearby park, and I have over 300 confirmed uprootings. I am trained in gorilla gardening and I’m the top digger in the entire US tooled forces. You are nothing to me but just another flowerbed. I will plant you the **** out with neatness the likes of which has never been seen before on this lawn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over this fence? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gardeners across the neighborhood and your backyard is being traced right now so you better prepare for the gardening, maggot. The gardening that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bad lawn. You’re ******* rooted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can uproot your weeds in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed gardening, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gardening Corps and I will use it to its full extent to mow your miserable grass off the face of the lawn, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tools. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price free , you goddamn idiot. I will **** dirt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* serviced, kiddo.
#25 to #16 - twothreefivefive
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This ******* made my night. It's too good, thanks and have a thumb + fav.
This ******* made my night. It's too good, thanks and have a thumb + fav.
User avatar #29 to #16 - goodshinyhunter
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You legend. You freaking legend.
#34 to #16 - stealthpsybeast
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Thank you for fulfilling my expectation.
#15 - mutzaki
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#17 to #15 - epicscorpion
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Great minds think alike, I suppose.
User avatar #38 to #17 - parishailsatan
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There's a reason you got more thumbs
User avatar #58 to #38 - mutzaki
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I feel great shame.
User avatar #62 to #58 - parishailsatan
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You still tried
#60 to #58 - epicscorpion
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Dun feel bad, you put it up 5 minutes before me
User avatar #61 to #60 - mutzaki
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I half-arsed it, tho. This site deserves better.
#28 - justthisonceiguess
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MFW I live and work in a rice field and this happens
#5 - brokentoaster
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Comment Picture
User avatar #10 to #5 - lunarmage
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Something that's bothered me about this gif is that he just says "Why?" with his lips. I didn't see the source but lip reading he just says why
User avatar #13 to #10 - brokentoaster
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Ryan Reynolds - But Why
#14 to #13 - lunarmage
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#37 to #5 - anon id: 2d0fb0cd
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growing illegal things
#22 to #5 - veryspecialagent
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If you're serious, It's for things like taking advantage of unused land to grow gardens to feed the community, especially in low income areas.

Or if your ****** neighbors lawn looks absolutely terrible, fixing it up so your neighborhood looks nicer (potentially increasing the value of everyone's homes).
#21 - felixjarl
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User avatar #20 - cinnamonswirls
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I'm imagining a 15 year old white kid with dreadlocks and a rage against the machine shirt planting oregano in his yard
User avatar #31 to #20 - theturkeyburger
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Hahahahahahaha, my first thought went to Ratm too!
#32 to #31 - theturkeyburger
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Holy crap, those hah's..
#59 - anotheroneonearth
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praise forest god!!
praise forest god!!
#64 to #59 - grny
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Hurry take my cookie before I eat it
#42 - repak
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here is video of Guerrilla Gardening. It can get pretty tense sometimes.
Crazy Rhubarb Lady Has No Shame Stealing Rhubarb
User avatar #43 to #42 - traffy
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damn USA keeps getting more and more scary
User avatar #65 to #43 - grny
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#66 to #42 - grny
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mfw the old lady stealing plant fly's off the handle
#6 - penetractor
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i am actually doing this. fukken free land, free food