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Guerrilla Gardening

Guerrilla Gardening. We have a badass over here.. Tail: Guerrilla gardening Hum the [FE lailii% Guerrilla '". ' gardening an '. htr, person' s lard whom @. Well, if someone mowed my lawn without asking me I'd be pretty pissed.

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#1 - slias (04/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Well, if someone mowed my lawn without asking me I'd be pretty pissed.
#16 - epicscorpion (04/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little sower? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gardening Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret plantings on the nearby park, and I have over 300 confirmed uprootings. I am trained in gorilla gardening and I’m the top digger in the entire US tooled forces. You are nothing to me but just another flowerbed. I will plant you the **** out with neatness the likes of which has never been seen before on this lawn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over this fence? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gardeners across the neighborhood and your backyard is being traced right now so you better prepare for the gardening, maggot. The gardening that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bad lawn. You’re ******* rooted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can uproot your weeds in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed gardening, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gardening Corps and I will use it to its full extent to mow your miserable grass off the face of the lawn, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tools. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price free , you goddamn idiot. I will **** dirt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* serviced, kiddo.
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#28 - justthisonceiguess (04/14/2014) [-]
MFW I live and work in a rice field and this happens
#5 - brokentoaster (04/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #20 - cinnamonswirls (04/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm imagining a 15 year old white kid with dreadlocks and a rage against the machine shirt planting oregano in his yard
#59 - anotheroneonearth (04/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
praise forest god!!
praise forest god!!
User avatar #52 - ishalltroll (04/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In germany a lot of people plant their Cannabis/Marijuana plants in the middle of cornfields so that they (without the farmer's knowledge) get high-quality nutrition and care together with the corn plants around them.
I think "guerilla gardening" refers more to that, than what is described in the content.
User avatar #48 - godhatesusall (04/14/2014) [-]
Lights out!
Guerrilla Gardening!
Plant that **** up!
#42 - repak ONLINE (04/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
here is video of Guerrilla Gardening. It can get pretty tense sometimes.
Crazy Rhubarb Lady Has No Shame Stealing Rhubarb
#6 - penetractor (04/13/2014) [-]
i am actually doing this. fukken free land, free food
#55 - dvdfaust ONLINE (04/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't see this much, but a related thing you find here in Europe is Guerrilla Knitting. This right here is a notable example in my town, but I visited a friend in England once, and even his little village had some trees that were covered.
User avatar #35 - tehlulzbringer (04/14/2014) [-]
jokexplain
User avatar #33 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
imagine leaving for a day and coming home to see a beautiful flower garden around your doorstep.
#27 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
gorilla gardening
User avatar #24 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
there was a tv show wasnt there...
User avatar #23 - zoologyexplain (04/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, this happened when I was like 13 and my family lived in a house across from this old bitch who hated us. My brother caught her in our yard, trimming a little bush. She then went on to tell us that we were lowering her property value because we were letting our yard go to **** (which was ******** , that yard was my baby). Soon afterward the pretty little bush she had cut died.
User avatar #18 - slayton (04/14/2014) [-]
Just in case people aren't joking and really don't understand what guerrilla gardening is, it's usually used to refer to growing marijuana or poppies on an out of the way, seldom visited area of public or private land. That way, if the crop is discovered you don't get in trouble unless you're tending it at the time.
#4 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
All you need is flower seed, some fertilizer, and a slingshot. You just roll the seed in the fertilizer, let it dry a little bit, then slingshot it into parts unknown.
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