Guddam. . Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students 1. Her eyes were like we brawn titties with big Black dens in the tamer- 2 He was as all as a 6'  Guddam Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students 1 Her eyes were like we brawn titties with big Black dens in the tamer- 2 He was as all a 6'
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Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
1. Her eyes were like we brawn titties with big Black dens in the tamer-
2 He was as all as a 6' 3" tree.,
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never met.
ti. She had a deep, , genuine laugh, like that sound a dag makes gust
hetare it throws Ltd.
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User avatar #5 - splendiddust
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Im not sure if 9 is a genius or an idiot
User avatar #69 to #5 - lolzordz
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(03/29/2014) [-]
itsgenius.gif
User avatar #73 to #5 - welfarekid
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(03/29/2014) [-]
I saw genius
#43 to #5 - rabidaardvark
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(03/28/2014) [-]
The line between the two is often blurred
#6 - thosewhofight
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(03/28/2014) [-]
"The small boat gently drifted across the pond, exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't"
"The small boat gently drifted across the pond, exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't"
User avatar #64 to #6 - rectophobia
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(03/28/2014) [-]
That one always gets me
#72 to #6 - rasins
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User avatar #28 to #6 - saxong
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Reminds me of Douglas Adams, "The ships hung in the sky, in much the way that bricks don't"
#45 to #28 - hazelnutqt
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(03/28/2014) [-]
********** I was about to do this comment
#54 to #45 - fourtitwo
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Thumbs to all the hitchhikers
#67 to #45 - anon id: 09680189
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#4 - dunderbiffen
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(03/28/2014) [-]
"And like a man that was shot in chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in chest with a rifle."
User avatar #66 to #4 - tinkotin
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Sluts, sluts, I **** sluts.
Sluts get ****** when I **** sluts.
User avatar #37 to #4 - canadianbetamale
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(03/28/2014) [-]
"And like the doctor of the Kenyan Track Team, his patients ran thin."
User avatar #25 - adu
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(03/28/2014) [-]
From a comedic perspective, these are terrific analogies.
#27 - curveball
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(03/28/2014) [-]
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph." (J. H., Arlington)
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph." (J. H., Arlington)
#1 - whiteusername
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(03/28/2014) [-]
MFW 12 describes the love of my life
#30 - Awesomenessniss
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(03/28/2014) [-]
The lamp just sat there, menacingly.
User avatar #49 - theincrediblegoose
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(03/28/2014) [-]
I still can't believe how anybody would think these are terrible. These are ******* awesome.
User avatar #55 to #49 - mrmuffanz
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(03/28/2014) [-]
I concur
#22 - niemandbesonderes
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(03/28/2014) [-]
9 is my favourite.It's actually realy great
9 is my favourite.It's actually realy great
User avatar #3 - benjaminbutton
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(03/28/2014) [-]
As a hopeless, insane writing major, I confirm that these are, indeed, fantastical in every way, shape, and form.
User avatar #21 to #3 - makotoitou
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(03/28/2014) [-]
number 2?
User avatar #50 to #21 - benjaminbutton
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Yes, they are so out of the ordinary, they are refreshing. Cool to see how others create new things.