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Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
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2 He was as all as a 6' 3" tree.,
3. Her Ease was a perfect deal. like a circle that had its and sides gently
compressed by a Thigh Master.
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quality, bite when you' re an In another my and Jeopardy came: an at
TOO lam instead at PEG.
5. John and Mary had neue' met. They were like when had also
ti. She had a deep, , genuine laugh, like that sound a dag makes gust
hetare it throws Ltd.
7. The ballerina ruse en paintt and extended we slender leg behind
her, like a dag at exfire hydrant.
E. He was as lame as at duck- Hut the metaphorical lame duet, either, but I real
duck that was : mala lame- Maybe horn stepping an a land mine In
Her ubar_ : was as bad as, like, whatever-
10. She grew an him like she was a elf E. Edit and he was morn‘
temperature Canadian but
ll. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because athis
wife' s infidelity, came as an rude shack, like is surcharge at is Farmers
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