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Guddam

Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
1. Her eyes were like we brawn titties with big Black dens in the tamer-
2 He was as all as a 6' 3" tree.,
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never met.
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hetare it throws Ltd.
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her, like a dag at exfire hydrant.
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duck that was : mala lame- Maybe horn stepping an a land mine In
something.
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temperature Canadian but
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User avatar #5 - splendiddust (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Im not sure if 9 is a genius or an idiot
#6 - thosewhofight (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"The small boat gently drifted across the pond, exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't"
"The small boat gently drifted across the pond, exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't"
#4 - dunderbiffen (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"And like a man that was shot in chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in chest with a rifle."
User avatar #25 - adu (03/28/2014) [-]
From a comedic perspective, these are terrific analogies.
#27 - curveball (03/28/2014) [-]
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph." (J. H., Arlington)
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph." (J. H., Arlington)
#1 - whiteusername (03/28/2014) [-]
MFW 12 describes the love of my life
#30 - Awesomenessniss (03/28/2014) [-]
The lamp just sat there, menacingly.
User avatar #49 - theincrediblegoose (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I still can't believe how anybody would think these are terrible. These are ******* awesome.
#22 - niemandbesonderes (03/28/2014) [-]
9 is my favourite.It's actually realy great
9 is my favourite.It's actually realy great
User avatar #8 - jokexplain (03/28/2014) [-]
I thought #4 and #11 were legitimately good ones, but w/ve
User avatar #3 - benjaminbutton (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As a hopeless, insane writing major, I confirm that these are, indeed, fantastical in every way, shape, and form.
#42 - ubercookieboy (03/28/2014) [-]
Teachers FW
User avatar #34 - rapsuskiller (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think 9 is intended. It is pretty funny actually
User avatar #35 to #34 - rollertoaster (03/28/2014) [-]
I feel like most of them are probably intentional.
#63 - proudper (03/28/2014) [-]
**proudper rolled image** Best analogy
User avatar #17 - thesovereigngrave (03/28/2014) [-]
A lot of these would actually be pretty good in certain types of comedic books.
User avatar #16 - xmonke (03/28/2014) [-]
9 and 12 are actually really good.
#13 - whothefkisanon ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
6, 9, and 10 are hilarious! 10/10
6, 9, and 10 are hilarious! 10/10
#9 - Willmooo (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
These actually kind of remind me of the slightly surreal way Douglas Adams writes. They probably aren't intentional, but it's still pretty funny
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User avatar #19 - spaceballer (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
7 9 and 12 are4 good?
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