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thejusticar (06/09/2015) [-] 
it was a okay movie for little kids, its not like your seeing real movie grade stuff, it was just a straight to tv thing.
Also the actors for timmys parents are badass.
Also the actors for timmys parents are badass.
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lupusluzulu (06/08/2015) [-] That never happened. No matter what you say, that never happened.
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LocoJoe (06/08/2015) [-] Is that Drake "Unleashing the Klans on every trans" Bell?
Drake "Impale The Shemale" Bell
Drake "No Truce. You're Bruce." Bell
Drake "Pray The Gay Away" Bell
Drake "Bruce Takes It In The Caboose" Bell
Drake "Penis-Violator Annihilator" Bell
Drake "Keep it Firmly Platned" Bell
Drake "Hurls at Fake Girls" Bell
Drake "Don't Be Sick, keep Your Dick" Bell
Drake "Don't Do Wrong, Keep Your Dong" Bell
Drake "Don't Join The Fads, Keep Your Nads" Bell
Drake "Impale The Shemale" Bell
Drake "No Truce. You're Bruce." Bell
Drake "Pray The Gay Away" Bell
Drake "Bruce Takes It In The Caboose" Bell
Drake "Penis-Violator Annihilator" Bell
Drake "Keep it Firmly Platned" Bell
Drake "Hurls at Fake Girls" Bell
Drake "Don't Be Sick, keep Your Dick" Bell
Drake "Don't Do Wrong, Keep Your Dong" Bell
Drake "Don't Join The Fads, Keep Your Nads" Bell
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cloakndagger (06/09/2015) [-] Yeah, too bad he backpedaled. Transgenders are mentally ill, they shouldn't be embraced and encouraged. Would you encourage a person who hallucinates fairies to start chasing the fairies?
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kingslayer (06/09/2015) [-]
but that's not the way how you treat a mental illness. Imagine trying that with a depressive person.
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cloakndagger (06/09/2015) [-] That's what I'm saying. So many people are supporting transgender ******** , and viewing it as positive. It's a sickness. These people believe that they are of the other gender, and they were placed in the wrong body.
You don't help a depressed person with thoughts of suicide by saying "If you want to commit suicide, then just go for it!"
So how would we help a transgender by saying "If you want to be x gender, then go for it!"?
You don't help a depressed person with thoughts of suicide by saying "If you want to commit suicide, then just go for it!"
So how would we help a transgender by saying "If you want to be x gender, then go for it!"?
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kingslayer (06/09/2015) [-]
But we don't have the treatments to change that. There is no drug or some kind of plan for that, so the best way it's to accept it, because they could still been an usefull person in society. You can't just tell someone to identify has something they dont belive they are, just as you can't tell a depressive person to simply "cheer up".
(sorry if my english kind of sucks)
(sorry if my english kind of sucks)
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cloakndagger (06/09/2015) [-] Your English isn't half bad, btw. I've come across native English speakers that can't do that good.
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cloakndagger (06/09/2015) [-] But have we TRIED to see if we can treat it? Or have we given into this modern creed of overtolerance and just pulled an "Oh well, boys will be girls, and girls will be boys!"
I mean, I have a few mental illnesses myself, and I like being accepted just as much as the next guy, but I want to feel like I deserve it, like I've conquered my flaws, not like I'm being tolerated because I'm a special ******* snowflake and people will jump to my defense automatically when they think I'm being treated oh so unfairly.
I mean, I have a few mental illnesses myself, and I like being accepted just as much as the next guy, but I want to feel like I deserve it, like I've conquered my flaws, not like I'm being tolerated because I'm a special ******* snowflake and people will jump to my defense automatically when they think I'm being treated oh so unfairly.
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anon (06/09/2015) [-]
They've tried a lot. They spent much of the "dark ages" of mental health just trying electroshock therapy on them and junk. There's not really anything else that works, but I do think a wide spread of attempted treatments is still wiser than just giving up to only one.
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cloakndagger (06/09/2015) [-] And when we stop trying is when we are no longer deserving of people talking about 'human ingenuity' like they do. We solve problems because we don't take no for an answer. We're a race of stubborn ***** , and it's about time we started acting like it. Can't fix something? Try harder or try a different way until you do.
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anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, let's see...transgendered individuals on a whole tend to show brain development and structure similarities akin to the opposite birth sex, causing them to act and think in a more feminine/masculine way to begin with, so that leaves two options that I can see...pump them with the hormones of the opposite sex or pump them with hormones of their current sex. One of those sounds like a terrible idea.
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kingslayer (06/09/2015) [-]
Well i'm not a psycologist, so i can't say if they have tried or not for sure, but you got a pretty valid point there.
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ieatyououtaldaylon (06/08/2015) [-] the fact that it says "Wanda and Cosmo" instead of "Cosmo and Wanda" Just sounds weird to me.
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TrekieTwo (06/08/2015) [-] >Cosmo's and Wanda's color's are Green and Purple.
>FJ's color's are Green and Purple.
>Timmy Turner often wished for things to make his life perfect.
>Admin Praised be to him has a perfect body and owns master race website.
>Admin = Timmy Turner
Your secret is out, Admin.
>FJ's color's are Green and Purple.
>Timmy Turner often wished for things to make his life perfect.
>Admin Praised be to him has a perfect body and owns master race website.
>Admin = Timmy Turner
Your secret is out, Admin.
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rubiksdodecahedron (06/08/2015) [-] Actually wanda's color is pink. Juandissimo's color is purple.
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themilkisdead (06/08/2015) [-] That would explain why everyone is a faggot. It makes perfect sense!
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burningchimera ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-] Isn't is Wandissimo'? You know, because of the whole fairy puns?
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burningchimera ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-] I always assumed it was wand. But i guess magnifico works as a pun.
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drtrousersnake ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-] One of my biggest accomplishment has been selling the pink toolbox to a dude.
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corybufkin (06/08/2015) [-] im utterly ashamed of myself for never realizing this myself
<mfw
<mfw
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chefboyardeezy (06/09/2015) [-] If admin is actually Timmy why doesn't he just wish for server money?
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miserylovesnachos (06/08/2015) [-] HEY! I used to sell those like hot cakes back at my first job! Sold one to a dominatrix named lady ice queen, told new she loved it and had pictures on her website with the original pink box in it. I never felt so proud of a sale.
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SirVladimir (06/08/2015) [-] **** Sears. I work in the tools department and just put in 10 hours there today.
As soon as I find another job I'm leaving.
As soon as I find another job I'm leaving.
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SirVladimir (06/08/2015) [-] Not really. All the awesome stuff happens at my other job. I work for a radio station.
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SirVladimir (06/08/2015) [-] I'm the morning news anchor and also sports director for Classic Rock 102.3, The FBY in Clarksburg, WV. In reality, I spend most of my time watching Netflix but neat stuff happens every once in a while. I have a few stories after having been there for a few years.
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SirVladimir (06/08/2015) [-] The pay is **** when you're part time. I make minimum wage after two and a half years, but that's also because I quit halfway through, came back, and they consider that a new hire.
www.funnyjunk.com/Fenn+s+job+comps+autoshop/text/5552277/46#46
www.funnyjunk.com/Fenn+s+job+comps+autoshop/text/5552277/46#46
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SirVladimir (06/09/2015) [-] As an added bonus since that happened:
I was running Nascar the Sunday before Memorial Day. I was just sitting there minding my own business when I just hear *THUD*! I saw a weird liquid on the studio window, so I took the opportunity of going out to see what it was as an excuse to smoke.
I step around the corner and I just see this cute little bird sitting on the gravel staring at me chill as **** . He actually let me pet him and **** .
Anyway, I thought he had broken a wing so I went inside looking for something blunt for obvious reasons. I come back out and he's staring up at me like "The **** , bro?" I just couldn't do it. I used the broom handle I had grabbed as a makeshift perch to slide under and relocate him. He kept jumping off and fluttering to the ground.
I moved him to the mid level branches of a nearby bush and went back inside to call it a day.
Pic VERY related.
I was running Nascar the Sunday before Memorial Day. I was just sitting there minding my own business when I just hear *THUD*! I saw a weird liquid on the studio window, so I took the opportunity of going out to see what it was as an excuse to smoke.
I step around the corner and I just see this cute little bird sitting on the gravel staring at me chill as **** . He actually let me pet him and **** .
Anyway, I thought he had broken a wing so I went inside looking for something blunt for obvious reasons. I come back out and he's staring up at me like "The **** , bro?" I just couldn't do it. I used the broom handle I had grabbed as a makeshift perch to slide under and relocate him. He kept jumping off and fluttering to the ground.
I moved him to the mid level branches of a nearby bush and went back inside to call it a day.
Pic VERY related.
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SirVladimir (06/09/2015) [-] It wasn't over though. I went back to watching Gurren Lagann on Netflix while keeping an eye on the race and I hear another *THUD*!
I look over and not even twenty minutes later this little ****** had come back by to say thanks for not hurting him. He still chills next to me whenever I go out to smoke and he'll occasionally sit on my shoe. It's real ******* neato.
I look over and not even twenty minutes later this little ****** had come back by to say thanks for not hurting him. He still chills next to me whenever I go out to smoke and he'll occasionally sit on my shoe. It's real ******* neato.
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HUH (06/08/2015) [-] ********************** ! Eh, it was an alright place, but damn, was it going down hill fast. for proof, i worked in merchandising and pricing and the store closed within a year of my hire. inb4 it's my fault
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mechanicexplain (06/09/2015) [-] I've worked with female techs. I've worked with gay techs. Neither them, nor anyone would touch that box with a ten foot pole.
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UnforgivenSins (06/08/2015) [-]
"You go on FunnyJunk too?"
"What?"
"Those toolboxes are Funnyjunk colors haha do I smell bacon?"
"What the **** are you talking about kid?"
"Y-you too."
"What?"
"Those toolboxes are Funnyjunk colors haha do I smell bacon?"
"What the **** are you talking about kid?"
"Y-you too."
