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#37 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
And that's the story about how Todd Howard saved the day.
#7 - micekill ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
i was about to comment bout how they were going to destroy more than what was gonna get stolen, then i saw the toilet paper night vision
User avatar #81 to #7 - raysrane (08/09/2015) [-]
I was questioning more over where the shotguns came from before i saw the night vision toilet paper
#82 to #81 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
I was questioning when the cop came out of a pile of magazines
User avatar #5 - DivineInfinity (08/08/2015) [-]
thats exactly my kind of movie

that and any other movie where Leslie Nielsen sports the same haircut
User avatar #60 to #5 - nyctophiliac (08/09/2015) [-]
...Leslie Nielsen isn't in the movie... just saying
User avatar #104 to #60 - DivineInfinity (08/09/2015) [-]
I know, but if he is, you immediately know what the movie is about
#3 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
Loaded Weapon. Very underrated movie.
#21 - mcbergstedt (08/08/2015) [-]
Hey look, a Baltimore reenactment
User avatar #32 to #22 - rgmayhem (08/08/2015) [-]
A one time deal and my god, I love Baltimore, but seriously...
At least if another riot happens national guard will immediately be called and they dindos will lose their government funding.
#91 to #32 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
Elaborate
#76 to #22 - baronvonhuckle (08/09/2015) [-]
Nothing that a few Hinds couldn't solve.
#90 to #22 - brayburn ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 to #90 - DrOhcysp (08/09/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #83 to #22 - Major Mayhem (08/09/2015) [-]
I would have wasted so many *******
#100 to #83 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
The odds are there are more nignogs than you have bullets.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Major Mayhem (08/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, maybe. But all it would have taken would be to kill one dindu and watch them disperse and watch MSNBC make them out to look like heroes
#72 to #22 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
******* ...
User avatar #115 to #22 - muffincannibal (08/09/2015) [-]
Wtf is wrong with those people?
#48 - bamsebjornen (08/08/2015) [-]
man today has some good posts, first the street justice where the motorbike robber gets rekt and then the two robbers shot to death and then this
#49 to #48 - destroymen [OP]ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
HARDCORE
#13 - muffincannibal (08/08/2015) [-]
In GTA V online I like to drop in on guys who are robbing convenience stores and shoot them in the head as soon as they turn around. Then place a sticky bomb on their car and set if off as soon as they get near it. Then I wait for a PSN message.
User avatar #85 to #13 - mvtjets (08/09/2015) [-]
"You've been charged $750,000 for property damage"
User avatar #31 to #13 - traks (08/08/2015) [-]
Youre doing it wrong.
Place a sticky on their car, and wait a few minutes to detonate.
So much more satisfying to kill someone whos 5 miles away out of nowhere
User avatar #33 to #31 - muffincannibal (08/08/2015) [-]
I once put a sticky bomb on a friends back whilst he was AFK, we got in his car without, apparently he didn't notice, and when I told him there's a bomb on him he didn't believe me. A few minutes of driving and arguing I set it off and we bust up laughing. He became a major dush later on
User avatar #34 to #33 - traks (08/08/2015) [-]
I love sticking bombs to my friends backs while theyre afk. When they come back they know whos in charge.
User avatar #71 to #33 - shadowrated (08/09/2015) [-]
sounds a like a vanoss video
User avatar #65 to #33 - PebbleBinder (08/09/2015) [-]
douche not dush
#67 to #65 - muffincannibal (08/09/2015) [-]
Maybe I wanna be a cockbite
#68 to #67 - PebbleBinder (08/09/2015) [-]
SO do you wanna be a member of the red army or the blue?
User avatar #66 to #31 - wtfduud (08/09/2015) [-]
But you also risk them ditching the car.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MoparMan (08/08/2015) [-]
You work too hard... Just get a proximity mine and leave it in the doorway of the store, under their car. You can just plant it and be free to harass other players while you wait for the boom.
User avatar #19 to #14 - muffincannibal (08/08/2015) [-]
I don't find at as satisfying with proximity.
User avatar #15 to #13 - lmOldGreg (08/08/2015) [-]
>Go into safe mode
>Get off ground
>Jerk off
#18 to #15 - muffincannibal (08/08/2015) [-]
I would just leave, go to the airport get my HYDRA, and by the time I get to them with the jet they're usually off safemode and driving around.
User avatar #70 to #18 - shadowrated (08/09/2015) [-]
where did you get 3 million for a hydra?
User avatar #75 to #70 - asadshoe (08/09/2015) [-]
hacks
User avatar #106 to #75 - KillinTime (08/09/2015) [-]
or he actually did the heists.
User avatar #58 to #18 - lmOldGreg (08/09/2015) [-]
Dubstas are the most fun imo.
User avatar #92 to #18 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
yeah, if you'd have said this like eight months ago I'd have gotten heated because *********** are just the worst

but since then I've stopped playing, and it's easier to be on the outside looking in

gotta have fun how you can
#93 to #92 - zerodate (08/09/2015) [-]
Jets were always a minor problem for me, I mostly hated the 70% of the server that drove around in Armored Kurais and killed everyone they saw. Only because you couldn't stop them without paying for their goddamn car.
User avatar #96 to #93 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
kurumas aren't so bad
yeah you have to pay to blow them up but that's just it -- you can just blow them up

if you've got a group of ******** chasing you around in their insurgent, chucking stickies left and right, you have to pray you can manage to mow them all down with a minigun or get a lucky shot off with an autoshotty

that was horrible for me because I hated using that ****
User avatar #97 to #96 - zerodate (08/09/2015) [-]
I also dealt with that **** but at least its windows were large and not so damn buggy with penetration.
User avatar #61 - flnonymousseven (08/09/2015) [-]
as an american, I can confirm this is representative of a typical visit to the convenience store.
User avatar #62 to #61 - jellykuba (08/09/2015) [-]
No it's not. There wasn't one little kid running around making huge messes and a mother ignoring it.
#23 - buttholee (08/08/2015) [-]
Man the new Mighty Ducks movie sure does looks good

Goldberg!
User avatar #51 to #23 - thedutchs (08/08/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that Mark just exploded.
User avatar #56 to #51 - furiousmarshmellow (08/09/2015) [-]
Nah, man. He turned himself in. Didn't you read?
#87 - penultimatewriter (08/09/2015) [-]
As an avid GTA Online player, I can agree that this is 10000% correct, right down to the smoothy-drinking.
#54 - jzpotter (08/08/2015) [-]
This is the most amazing thing I've seen today.
#84 to #54 - Glitched (08/09/2015) [-]
It was the most amazing thing i seen in 1993.
#80 - bohemianblasphemy (08/09/2015) [-]
Kung Fury 2 looks nice
Kung Fury 2 looks nice
#107 to #80 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
>30 years before Kung Fury
#79 - exarzero (08/09/2015) [-]
< What would really happen.
User avatar #64 - nabagala (08/09/2015) [-]
at least they were able to fight back, unlike those 3 unlucky bastards i just saw today on fj
User avatar #45 - theevildead (08/08/2015) [-]
80's parody movies are the ****** best
User avatar #39 - miscreant (08/08/2015) [-]
This is the dumbest **** I've seen in a long time.
I loved every second
User avatar #29 - poopticklersr (08/08/2015) [-]
This is a weird Mighty Ducks prequel.
User avatar #4 - wolfbro (08/08/2015) [-]
I thought I got what he was referencing, but then it turned into an entirely different demon.
#50 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
stunt jump failed
#108 - jartsb (08/09/2015) [-]
sauce ?
#114 to #108 - noschool (08/09/2015) [-]
loaded weapon
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