GTA logic

Oops, guess i got knocked off my bike, better leave it here lmao.

In reality, tho, i'm like 95% sure that bike was stolen. Seriously, look how that idiot just bikes in the middle of the road while he clearly isn't allowed to pass, and how nonchalantly he walks away, despite "his" bike just having been destroyed. Bikes easily go for like $200 for a new one, so no sane man would just leave it like that. Also it's an incredible inconvenience for drivers, which also points further to that.

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