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#17 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/27/2015) [+] (23 replies)
stickied by hankhillofthe
I'm sorry if you think these sounds I'm making are **** , but they're ******* genuine

I thought I was wrong, I thought I was just overreaction and it was apple cider or something

Even if he uses this when he doesn't want to go to the bathroom, he should at least dump the ******* thing out every once in a while, this bottle has been here for a while and I've never looked at it closely
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#12 - slayerdog (09/27/2015) [-]
Your dad is a sniper m8.
Tactical Jarate.
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#93 to #12 - vgoo (09/27/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#172 to #105 - fekke (09/28/2015) [-]
**fekke used "*roll picture*"**
**fekke rolled image**SEVEN VAJAYNIJAS
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#173 to #172 - fekke (09/28/2015) [-]
**fekke used "*roll picture*"**
**fekke rolled image**May god have mercy on our roils.
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User avatar #50 to #12 - struttndatass (09/27/2015) [-]
"Im not a crazed gunman, son, i'm an assassin"
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User avatar #155 to #50 - brianhanerjr (09/28/2015) [-]
"Well the difference is one's a job and the other's a mental deficiency!"
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User avatar #110 to #73 - shunkahawolf (09/28/2015) [-]
bitch is 41, she can buy whatever she wants with her money
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User avatar #152 to #73 - cloakndagger (09/28/2015) [-]
And yet the kid's practically giving the thing a handjob as he inspects it.
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#113 to #73 - karrotj (09/28/2015) [-]
omg, is that a texas rangers baseball cup that you get at the ballpark? IS THIS IN TEXAS!!! i dont even have a good picture to show my shock, help please?
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User avatar #109 to #73 - bionicpanda (09/28/2015) [-]
it's a watterbottle lmao
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User avatar #112 to #73 - redbannerman (09/28/2015) [-]
That ending always kills me.
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User avatar #75 to #73 - avatice ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
That's a little sad...
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User avatar #162 to #75 - fjaggot (09/28/2015) [-]
I don't even understand why he's angry
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User avatar #176 to #162 - captanyonomus (09/28/2015) [-]
I mean most people wouldn't be happy to know their mom is a skank who literally drinks out of dicks.
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User avatar #164 to #162 - moomootv ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I dont know about you but when I lived with my parents I had to do the dishes every night better then paying ******* rent so I wouldn't wash a sink full of dicks.
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#23 - ohcan (09/27/2015) [-]
on closer inspection
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User avatar #42 to #23 - nicktrue (09/27/2015) [-]
that was actually a pretty good fotochop
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#115 to #42 - ohshoot (09/28/2015) [-]
It's a shop? What changed?
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#121 to #115 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
bottle says pee
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User avatar #3 - andra ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
no its natural spring water cant you read
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#56 - vocalvocarooguy (09/27/2015) [-]
Your dad should probably hydrate a little more.
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User avatar #139 to #56 - AmaterasuNoOkami (09/28/2015) [-]
I second this, that **** be concentrated.
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User avatar #168 to #139 - floran ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
powdered piss
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#51 - tihok (09/27/2015) [-]
merry jizzmas
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User avatar #174 to #51 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
so if each load is about a table spoon. and my personal record is 5..after about 5 times in a day i get the sensation but im firing a empty chamber....someone do the math on 5 table spoons per day to fill 4 2L pop bottles....
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User avatar #180 to #174 - rgmayhem (09/28/2015) [-]
1623.07
That have many teaspoons/loads.
And if they fapped only 5 times a day it would take 325 (324.614 rounded) days to fill those up.
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User avatar #181 to #180 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
thank you...now i get to gag...i cant imagine how bad those would smell when opened..and did he shoot into them or shoot on something then pour it in...just ick
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User avatar #98 to #51 - megakillerx ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
"Please recycle me...."
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User avatar #104 to #51 - plasterboy (09/28/2015) [-]
Chug the entire 2 liter for the protein
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#58 to #51 - crunchyspoon ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
There's no way that's all sperm
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User avatar #100 to #58 - zacoren (09/27/2015) [-]
You are technically correct, it is ejaculate, which. is sperm and semen.
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User avatar #127 to #100 - burningchimera ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Listen here you little smartass
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User avatar #80 to #58 - mooghens ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Considering all the **** we've seen from /b/ over the years would you really be that surprised if he had saved up his own cum for years? Or would you really be that surprised if he had managed to gather that much cum from different individuals?
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#101 to #80 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
That would take a lot of effort. Even if someone did manage, I'd have a hard time believing them.
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#138 to #80 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
this is cum guy, he comes around once a year on be and does some weird **** with all his cum every time. seeing him is like seeing a unicorn
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User avatar #74 to #58 - sackit (09/27/2015) [-]
I`t might be like piss/sperm like they do in porn movies?
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#37 - liamdurf ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Be careful man, if he finds out you found that he's gonna be pissed.
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User avatar #6 - mezmerizer (09/27/2015) [-]
taste it.
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User avatar #16 - joshlol (09/27/2015) [-]
when you need to pee but are comfy as **** in bed

sacrifices will be made
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User avatar #89 to #16 - zerotzallander (09/27/2015) [-]
I'd rather not have piss in my bed.
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User avatar #87 - chrisruler (09/27/2015) [-]
How to get thumbs on content

>Be Hankhillofthe
>Post a video about anything
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User avatar #88 to #87 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
How to get thumbs on content

>Post a lot of content people like
>Get a lot of subscribers which maximizes the amount of people seeing it
>Post things that people like, thus instigating a thumb
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User avatar #124 to #88 - aaronjamesfortson (09/28/2015) [-]
You're my favorite Funnyjunker.
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User avatar #126 to #125 - aaronjamesfortson (09/28/2015) [-]
Recognized...
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#61 - kurbeh ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Your dad is really taking the piss.
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#49 - zionsype ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
2/10 not enough piss
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#103 - zafara (09/28/2015) [-]
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#108 - chunkyowls (09/28/2015) [-]
**chunkyowls used "*roll picture*"**
**chunkyowls rolled image**
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User avatar #118 to #108 - kapitanokliosov ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
So you like golden showers eh.
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User avatar #96 - anikinskywalker (09/27/2015) [-]
hankhillofthe: "What the **** is in this bottle!?"
Me: "Judging by the label, '100% natural spring water'."
hankhillofthe: "Is that piss!?"
Me: "... or pollution has destroyed the springs Deer Park is getting this water from."
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User avatar #95 - sicohippy (09/27/2015) [-]
You sound EXACTLY like Frank Zappa
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#146 - runslikepee (09/28/2015) [-]
**** off randy
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