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#29 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/30/2015) [+] (27 replies)
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User avatar #5 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/30/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Chet Baker - I fall in love too easily Song Source
#21 - klille ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
those mushrooms looks like funnel chanterelle en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craterellus_tubaeformis

if they are (sure fire ways to know are the hole in the middle, the yellow foot aswell as the chanterelle-like underside of the mushroom) you got some of the tastiest ******* mushrooms there is growing on your lawn, make some ******* soup on them
User avatar #87 to #21 - ogomer (09/30/2015) [-]
Those are definitely not chanterelles. They are always bright yellow, not that brown. They're most probably regular ass clitocybe tarda (aka lawn shroom), would not recommend eating.
#141 to #87 - klille ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
a funnel chanterelle is different from a regular chaneterelle, (even if i think they are related)

they are that brown, like in the video, they got "funnel holes" right down the middle, i can see atleast a few holes, in the shrooms, and several implied holes. it also got a yellow foot (note the change in colour), the unmistakable chantarelle patern under the hat aswell having a rubbery texture, versus the chanterelles slightly more spongy texture

we need hankhillofthe to take a picture of the mushrooms in the fashion of this picture, then we can properly judge if he should eat it or not (lol)
#151 to #141 - antiphates (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, no way that's chantarelle.

Dunno what it is, but I want him to eat them anyway. And the goo too.
#136 to #87 - shaboom (10/01/2015) [-]
also you can get pale chantarelles... but there is a mushroom called sulphur knight that looks very similar ... not nomnoms
#135 to #87 - shaboom (10/01/2015) [-]
you can get white and black chantarelles , and also they can have a pink tint to them
User avatar #69 to #22 - madeofhydrogen ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
**madeofhydrogen used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**madeofhydrogen rolls Yes**

IS IT POISON?
#23 to #22 - klille ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
take a chance
roll the dice
User avatar #93 to #23 - donbionicle (10/01/2015) [-]
...Pumpkins scream in the dead of night?
User avatar #128 to #22 - vorarephilia (10/01/2015) [-]
There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters, but there are no old, bold mushroom hunters.

but there are no boring content uploaders.

My point is do it for teh lulz.
User avatar #160 to #22 - strangeststranger (10/01/2015) [-]
This is the first episode I saw of Avatar and I fell in love with the show right away haha
#26 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Whenever you post about your gross house
User avatar #3 - drainbamage ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
You always end your videos perfectly
#11 - iwasoncecool (09/30/2015) [-]
stick your dick in it
#6 - xskullgirlsx (09/30/2015) [-]
People manage to live like this

And I can't manage to live 5 days without cleaning the entire house without feeling dirty

I am the first world problem
User avatar #111 to #6 - keltainenlumi (10/01/2015) [-]
Wanna move in with me?
#145 to #6 - dalgaard (10/01/2015) [-]
come live with me please
User avatar #40 to #6 - glassskulljack (09/30/2015) [-]
Cleanliness is next to godliness
#45 to #6 - triene (09/30/2015) [-]
My kind of people.
User avatar #55 to #6 - killboy ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
If I'm stressed out or something, I go clean my room. It relaxes me for some reason.
User avatar #57 to #55 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
A clean room makes you feel more comfortable which eases your mind and gives you more energy
#59 to #57 - killboy ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
You must be hella annoyed then.
User avatar #60 to #59 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
I'm so ******* depressed right now dude I'm not even joking with people anymore I just want out of this house but I have to WAIT
User avatar #75 to #60 - klina (09/30/2015) [-]
Protip how I handled my similar situation a few years back.

CLEAN EVERYTHING YOURSELF

I just took like 2 days and went up and down the whole **** and I barely didn't puke but in the end - 100% worth it.

Not that I had maggot infested cereal or w/e that was, but I did have dead roaches in my crackers, of which I ate some unknowingly. Coincidentally, it was the catalyst for my cleaning spree.
User avatar #61 to #60 - killboy ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
It'll all be better soon, lil' ***** . Hang in there. Where you moving to anyway?
User avatar #62 to #61 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
ANYWHERE
User avatar #131 to #62 - centurionprime (10/01/2015) [-]
come to florida, we've got all SORTSA crazy
#92 to #62 - socksforhire ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Here's a couple places to avoid, Northwestern Arkansas. It's like your house, but most of the state. I used to live there. Also California, you hear **** about the drought a lot, and it's true. Dry as hell here. I stayed up to listen to it rain "rain" a few weeks ago because we'd been 2 months without. Texas is neat though. if you can put up with biblefags.
User avatar #97 to #62 - ffdanielson (10/01/2015) [-]
Does the pile smell? like really truly clear out your nostrils type smell? if so it might be sewage leakage. ALSO I completely understand your situation. If your ever in the Boston area, shoot me a PM you'll have a place to crash no prob.
User avatar #84 to #62 - Sexysammich (09/30/2015) [-]
Boise, Idaho. 300 bucks a month + half the power/internet bill
User avatar #77 to #62 - toetruck (09/30/2015) [-]
Dude move to Texas and we can room together
User avatar #149 to #60 - kyubii (10/01/2015) [-]
Little by little, fix that house up into a home. I believe that you can do it.
#65 to #60 - beardlessbeard (09/30/2015) [-]
are you not 18? whatchu waitin for
User avatar #66 to #65 - hankhillofthe [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
I'm in a play and don't have a license, so I'm depending on family to take me places
User avatar #104 to #66 - andriod (10/01/2015) [-]
Why not try to clean and fix up the house in your spare time?
User avatar #99 to #66 - bloodmadnertwo (10/01/2015) [-]
would you like to come to canada ?
User avatar #95 to #66 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/01/2015) [-]
what kinda play? is it a sexy play?
User avatar #101 to #95 - hankhillofthe [OP](10/01/2015) [-]
I'm playing Edgar Allen Poe in a play called "Poe, Poe, Poe"

It's a re-telling of Poe's life, backwards, through his poems
User avatar #103 to #101 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/01/2015) [-]
so that's a definite yes it's not a poem but I love this one www.online-literature.com/poe/26/
#127 to #101 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
look on the brightside you are totally getting into your role.
User avatar #158 to #57 - agronimo (10/01/2015) [-]
... to jack off
#80 to #6 - brisineo ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
tfw born and raised in a family who all have ADD or ADHD

tfw my house is properly cleaned less than 4 times per year.
#152 to #80 - incognitoad (10/01/2015) [-]
I have many questions.
#70 to #6 - animedudej (09/30/2015) [-]
my dad and i was looking at getting me an appartment so i dont have to get up so early to get on the buss...

one of the places was a decent price but holy ******* christ menthol green bathroom and pink kitchen on top of that it looked like some 90 year old had lived there i'll see if i can find pics


i would live there if only for the sheer shock factor when having the team over...
#72 to #70 - animedudej (09/30/2015) [-]
took me two second to find it :S
User avatar #78 to #73 - brisineo ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
That's so 50s it's not even funny, but other than that it doesn't look too bad. Dress it up with some retro sci-fi props and you got yourself a Fallout theme.
#19 to #6 - hassoutobi (09/30/2015) [-]
No

You're doing god's work

Keep it up
#8 - sapphirox ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
May I offer a suggestion
#37 - donfailed ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
I do believe those may be newly hatched maggots in a steaming pile of **** that they've been eating through. You might want to try to dig and see how deep that goes and surround it with rocks. Then get a gas mask, some ******* Raid, lighter fluid, extra long matches, fly paper, a large volume of alcohol, and the balls to appear on the evening news.
User avatar #89 - comicexplain (09/30/2015) [-]
If I lived near you, I would pressure wash your pouch!
User avatar #90 to #89 - comicexplain (09/30/2015) [-]
Wow. *Porch!
#9 - hungwellhamburger (09/30/2015) [-]
I swear to God, if you don't leave this house in the next 48 hour, we'll loose a good OC maker.
User avatar #94 - zomaru (10/01/2015) [-]
Why do MP4s load so slowly on FJ?
#20 - atomschlumpf (09/30/2015) [-]
keep these coming man
#7 - drallig (09/30/2015) [-]
I sit around and jack off too.
#130 - yaybacon (10/01/2015) [-]
At least your house isn't this bad.
#155 to #130 - Darianvincent (10/01/2015) [-]
How do you even get to that point without dying from some weird parasite or mold
#64 - LTB (09/30/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ
#28 - OneOfTheM ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
I thought it was a liquefied squirrel at first

User avatar #76 to #28 - ledane (09/30/2015) [-]
I am pretty sure it actually is.. you can see some legs in there..
#162 to #28 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
i thought it was a baby bear
User avatar #13 - infurnus (09/30/2015) [-]
MAKE IT A THING - "Hank of the Hills' Horrible Homes" I would totally watch that on TV. Get some civil engineering certificate - to have something to talk about when it comes to structural integrity and pest control or something, then do a MvF kinda show but with grotty homes.
#4 - headphonecat (09/30/2015) [-]
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>mfw the ending is something i can relate to
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