This reminds me of the first time I took shrooms, I was going to be alone for a week and my dad told me that he sold a scrap car to someone and that they were going to pick it up some time during the week before he and my mom left. I completely forgot about this quickly. So a few days goes by and I finally had enough shrooms (I picked them myself.) to try them, after some time I started feeling the affects and I became paranoid when I heard something outside. To my horror I realized some stranger drove into my yard (I live in the middle of nowhere.) and started walking around. I looked through my blinds and I was flashed in the eyes by some strange lights (Probably from the stranger's car.). I knew it couldn't be the cops, but it felt like someone was after me and that they were going to find out I was on drugs. My heart started pounding and I didn't understand what was happening. I heard a loud noise and I looked outside again and saw how they just ******* dragged the car away. I still didn't remember that they were supposed to pick it up so I just thought some random guy came and stole our scrap car in the middle of the night. It was the most confusing experience of my life.
if they are (sure fire ways to know are the hole in the middle, the yellow foot aswell as the chanterelle-like underside of the mushroom) you got some of the tastiest ******* mushrooms there is growing on your lawn, make some ******* soup on them
Those are definitely not chanterelles. They are always bright yellow, not that brown. They're most probably regular ass clitocybe tarda (aka lawn shroom), would not recommend eating.
a funnel chanterelle is different from a regular chaneterelle, (even if i think they are related)
they are that brown, like in the video, they got "funnel holes" right down the middle, i can see atleast a few holes, in the shrooms, and several implied holes. it also got a yellow foot (note the change in colour), the unmistakable chantarelle patern under the hat aswell having a rubbery texture, versus the chanterelles slightly more spongy texture
we need hankhillofthe to take a picture of the mushrooms in the fashion of this picture, then we can properly judge if he should eat it or not (lol)
Protip how I handled my similar situation a few years back.
CLEAN EVERYTHING YOURSELF
I just took like 2 days and went up and down the whole **** and I barely didn't puke but in the end - 100% worth it.
Not that I had maggot infested cereal or w/e that was, but I did have dead roaches in my crackers, of which I ate some unknowingly. Coincidentally, it was the catalyst for my cleaning spree.
Here's a couple places to avoid, Northwestern Arkansas. It's like your house, but most of the state. I used to live there. Also California, you hear **** about the drought a lot, and it's true. Dry as hell here. I stayed up to listen to it rain "rain" a few weeks ago because we'd been 2 months without. Texas is neat though. if you can put up with biblefags.
Does the pile smell? like really truly clear out your nostrils type smell? if so it might be sewage leakage. ALSO I completely understand your situation. If your ever in the Boston area, shoot me a PM you'll have a place to crash no prob.
my dad and i was looking at getting me an appartment so i dont have to get up so early to get on the buss...
one of the places was a decent price but holy ******* christ menthol green bathroom and pink kitchen on top of that it looked like some 90 year old had lived there i'll see if i can find pics
i would live there if only for the sheer shock factor when having the team over...
That's so 50s it's not even funny, but other than that it doesn't look too bad. Dress it up with some retro sci-fi props and you got yourself a Fallout theme.
I do believe those may be newly hatched maggots in a steaming pile of **** that they've been eating through. You might want to try to dig and see how deep that goes and surround it with rocks. Then get a gas mask, some ******* Raid, lighter fluid, extra long matches, fly paper, a large volume of alcohol, and the balls to appear on the evening news.
MAKE IT A THING - "Hank of the Hills' Horrible Homes" I would totally watch that on TV. Get some civil engineering certificate - to have something to talk about when it comes to structural integrity and pest control or something, then do a MvF kinda show but with grotty homes.