Gross House 2: Electric Boogaloo
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theinvisibletheift (09/27/2015) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by hankhillofthe
Those are waxworms, not maggots. Maggots eat dead meat exclusively. Waxworms are kinda like mealworms but they'll get into your grains and **** if theres liquid in them. Raisins were a pretty good jump. I get flour beetles constantly. Had to throw away everything in my pantry recently because of them. Nasty **** .
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kurbeh (09/27/2015) [-] 
I am seriously concerned about your wellbeing Hank.
You should move out before the Maggots drink from the pissbottle and become unstoppable mutants.
You should move out before the Maggots drink from the pissbottle and become unstoppable mutants.
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animedudej (09/30/2015) [-] or maybe he should consume it and become the ultimate being!
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jasohazard (09/28/2015) [-] Can of hot dogs? I've never seen a can of hot dogs. What country is this?
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jasohazard (09/28/2015) [-] Yeah, that's what I was thinking they might mean, but apparently not?
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StinkyCheese (09/28/2015) [-] They're mostly sold in Europe. I'm a Brit and I ate the everloving **** out of them as a child. They're actually pretty good.
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StinkyCheese (09/28/2015) [-] I've literally never heard of or seen either bagged milk or canned bread in my life. Canned hotdogs is normal-ish. Just like you guys have whole canned chickens, but in slime instead of brine.
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doktorosiris (09/28/2015) [-] We're weird with our food? Spray. Can. Cheese.
Assuming you're American
Assuming you're American
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anon (09/27/2015) [-] **anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** isnt stuff in a can supposed to have an indefinite expiration date? i mean, im not poor and its no apocalypse so i would throw it out if it gets even remotely close to the date but still.... you couldve easily eaten those hotdogs man
**anonymous rolled image** isnt stuff in a can supposed to have an indefinite expiration date? i mean, im not poor and its no apocalypse so i would throw it out if it gets even remotely close to the date but still.... you couldve easily eaten those hotdogs man
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vortexrain (09/27/2015) [-] **** , you might've gotten super powers. Not me. Damn, I'm stupid.
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Lilstow ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-] my friend cleaned out his mother's pantry back in 2013 and had a similar experience.
he found wax worms in a granola bar he had already started eating.
It was a sealed.
He also found unopen chocolate frosting that expired in 2006.
When he opened it, it smelled like vinegar, so i think it fermented somehow.
he found wax worms in a granola bar he had already started eating.
It was a sealed.
He also found unopen chocolate frosting that expired in 2006.
When he opened it, it smelled like vinegar, so i think it fermented somehow.
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grumpexplain (09/27/2015) [-] I just remembered expiration dates are not the date it was bought and I feel like a dingus.
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EdwardNigma 
(09/27/2015) [-] Oh **** cunt you don't even know. I used to have to live at my sisters house, right. Couple years back now. I would sleep on this half assed excuse for a mattress on the lounge room floor, which is also sort of the kitchen. Right next to each other, no doors or walls, just you know, there.
Anyway, my sister and brother in law would feed their dog some canned dog food meat stuff in the evening. Pretty normal right. But they had a tendency to not throw that can away in the outside bin, just ******* leave it there in the kitchen, with some chunks of meat still in it. More than once there was just...maggots. All over the god damn floor, maggots. One time, I woke up and there was maggots all on the ground. I didn't see any in my bed when I woke up, but, I did find some crawling on it later.
I can not even begin to tell you how much I hated living in that house, or how much I hate maggots.
(09/27/2015) [-] 
Anyway, my sister and brother in law would feed their dog some canned dog food meat stuff in the evening. Pretty normal right. But they had a tendency to not throw that can away in the outside bin, just ******* leave it there in the kitchen, with some chunks of meat still in it. More than once there was just...maggots. All over the god damn floor, maggots. One time, I woke up and there was maggots all on the ground. I didn't see any in my bed when I woke up, but, I did find some crawling on it later.
I can not even begin to tell you how much I hated living in that house, or how much I hate maggots.
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klina (09/27/2015) [-] >in this next episode of my house is disgusting
>click pause
>thumb up
>continue vid
>click pause
>thumb up
>continue vid
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killerliquid ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-] why would you pause
do you make a virgin sacrifice to the gods to thumb up?
do you make a virgin sacrifice to the gods to thumb up?
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Persistence (09/28/2015) [-] I'm not gonna bother searching through 150+ comments to see if someone posted an image similar to mine, so, here ya go faggot.
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crampers (09/27/2015) [-] hankhillofthe - i hate to say this, but you should check rest of the **** in the cabinet, that stuff spreads
Ok i watched the rest of the video - good on you for checking rest of the pantry
So did you find something worse?
Ok i watched the rest of the video - good on you for checking rest of the pantry
So did you find something worse?
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hankhillofthe [OP](09/27/2015) [-] Another box was full of moths, but that was taken care of yesterday. I searched the cabinet today BECAUSE of that box. My mom found it.
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hankhillofthe [OP](09/28/2015) [-] I actually have a close friend that lives like that.
If only I didn't live in a small town and had a more diverse choice of friends.
If only I didn't live in a small town and had a more diverse choice of friends.
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ipostfunny (09/27/2015) [-]
>Find this in his house
>Posts to funny junk instead of burning house down
>wtf?
>Posts to funny junk instead of burning house down
>wtf?
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finishhimlarry (09/27/2015) [-] hankhillofthe, you are an absolutely excellent FJ OC maker. Even if it involves some disgusting **** . Check your cereal for the next few months and stay disease free.
Adios
Also, Check out the lunar eclipse tonight! If you can.
Adios
Also, Check out the lunar eclipse tonight! If you can.
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finishhimlarry (09/27/2015) [-] Yeeeeaaaahhh boyyyyeeee!!!!
(I'll see if I can take a pic from my end in Ireland. Might be **** though, since it's a phone camera.)
(I'll see if I can take a pic from my end in Ireland. Might be **** though, since it's a phone camera.)
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finishhimlarry (09/27/2015) [-] nah m8, it's fine where I am, at least for now. Might be ***** later on, but I can't do anything about that. It's pretty bright also.
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finishhimlarry (09/27/2015) [-] Well, it could be worse. It might clear up, there's still a couple of hours to go. Cross your fingers.
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silentark (09/28/2015) [-] the only reason I'm not grossed out about this is because I have this thing right outside my doorstep It's a one way jar with some fly attractant, takes 3-4 days for the attractant to mature, but is insanely effective, this was taken about 5 days after a new batch was used.
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VikiIsAwsum (09/28/2015) [-] im sorry if this sounds stupid but... what is that for? I would assume a fly trap of some sort but it seems like its just a breeding ground. Can't quite see if black stuff is dead flies or the attractant (pellet/brick??)
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silentark (09/28/2015) [-] The grey, murky liquid beneath is the attractant, the black stuff is the pile of dead flies, the idea is the fly in through a mechanism they cant fly back out of, and they drown in the stuff that attracted them, only issue here is they come in such numbers that drowning quickly becomes living on a pile of dead corpses while their young feast upon the flesh of their parents slight issue is the maggots can sometimes crawl back out, though a quick blast of fly spray once in a while helps that.
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VikiIsAwsum (09/28/2015) [-] ah. crunchy. found anything clever to do with the resulting carnage?
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VikiIsAwsum (09/28/2015) [-] that works. Personally, I'd shove it through my neighbor's mail slot. They cut down a few of my trees when I went away last year. They asked me because they wanted to put a pool on their property but didn't want to deal with leaves. I said no, town backed me on it when they went to complain. Suddenly come home and trees are gone. Police didn't do **** .
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VikiIsAwsum (09/28/2015) [-] oh yeah. ******* pricks. I have to take all my groceries into the house at once or lock the car in between trips because their trashy kids have been taught to snag what they can when we're not looking. Caught them doing it too. Want to do many illegal things to these assholes
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VikiIsAwsum (09/28/2015) [-] considering it. They might be moving soon (please please please please). If not, I'm related to the guy who plows our roads in this area of the town in the winter. He already offered to just 'accidentally' box them in. These guys cleared out with garden shovels last year because I won't let them borrow anything. Should be fun to watch
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silentark (09/28/2015) [-] Sounds like a hellraiser.
Reminds me of when we had a real asshole cop around, we knew he floored the hell out of his bike through a pass, so a local truck driver just 'happened' to spill some diesel right around a corner in front of an old bulldozer dirt pile, sure enough, came flying around, didn't see the hazard comes, went straight through and wound up shoulders deep in a pile of dirt.
Suffice to say he did not last long
Reminds me of when we had a real asshole cop around, we knew he floored the hell out of his bike through a pass, so a local truck driver just 'happened' to spill some diesel right around a corner in front of an old bulldozer dirt pile, sure enough, came flying around, didn't see the hazard comes, went straight through and wound up shoulders deep in a pile of dirt.
Suffice to say he did not last long
