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Green thumbs

somebody is caught stealing,
they say they have been
A boy asks his Dad, "Why do caught 'red handed', even
they Say gardeners have 9133" though their hands are actually
thumbs, when their thumbs are mack,"
The dad replies, "It' s just a I' m shaking like -: itr,' ." t
saying, son. It' s like when a Weight Loss Club meeting.
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#1 - mudkipfucker (08/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#2 - becefalus (08/11/2014) [+] (20 replies)
wow   
so rasist   
this site is a gay
wow
so rasist
this site is a gay
#5 to #4 - RawrIeatchu (08/11/2014) [-]
Fixed that for you.
#3 - nightlynutria (08/11/2014) [-]
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#17 - lazaman (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I am shaking like a jelly doughnut at a weight loss meeting."

My sides in orbit.
#7 - candymankill (08/11/2014) [-]
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#6 - fefe (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I appreciate racist jokes, if they are actually funny. I take absolutely zero offence if I can see that there was some thought process put into it, of a light-hearted variety. This being said the funniest joke I've ever heard was from my best friends cousin.

What's yellow and hangs in a tree?


He's my ****** , I'll paint him whatever I want.
#8 to #6 - discfan ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #22 - wfddfw (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so basically Ferguson, Missouri right now
#24 to #22 - tealcanaan ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
LOL   
>Having more than 5% black population   
>Not expecting horrible things to happen.
LOL
>Having more than 5% black population
>Not expecting horrible things to happen.
#21 - severepwner (08/11/2014) [-]
>I'm shaking like a jelly donut at a Weight Loss Club meeting
>I'm shaking like a jelly donut at a Weight Loss Club meeting
User avatar #9 - pootakka (08/11/2014) [-]
>Shaking like a jelliy donut at a Weight Loss Club meeting.
>like a jelliy donut
>jelliy

You had one job ************ .
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/11/2014) [-]
Is FJ ******* up for anyone else?
#18 - valygomu (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
John Stewart does not aprove
User avatar #48 to #18 - bobthedilder (08/14/2014) [-]
Best Green Lantern, he really stole the show.
#16 - trollerfin (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Shop where he stole from
#38 - hattheifbatman (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm shaking like a jelly donut at a weight loss meeting
#33 - thenozzle (08/11/2014) [-]
>come up with subliminal technique for acquiring green thumbs
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