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"Green texting". This is an example of "Geen texting," It is using ">" as a bullet point. It is given it's name because 4Chan give it a n

This is an example of "Geen texting," It is using ">" as a bullet point. It is given it's name because 4Chan give it a neon green color to emphasize it. It is correct and is even used in important documents.


"Green texting". This is an example of "Geen texting," It is using ">" as a bullet point. It is given it's name because 4Chan give it a n

This **** is the most cringe worthy phenomena to come to the world since humans started calling themselves civilized. They legitimately think bullet points are a meme. We have inbred that far.

P.S. Feel free to use this in a cringe comp.


"Green texting". This is an example of "Geen texting," It is using ">" as a bullet point. It is given it's name because 4Chan give it a n

These kinds of things just bother me greatly.

Dear god mt what have I done
fgits 16 in highschool
Haste virgin. very very few friends
mew girl in school
1& 1 o, freely hair and really long birdie's
makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" em.
ssee her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with
z: -Feel really bad for her
Couild up my courage m sit with her
awe get to talking
returns out we have a lot in both men
keep in mush and eventually begin dating
r: -Loose my virginity to her,
new relationship makes me more about life
Begin working out more eating more properly
Begin expanding my circle of friends, feeling cooler and cooler
my gaining in popularity means my begins to drag me down
starts telling me "Why are you dating Birdie?" or " I can' t believe you are you going out with that Birdy aid"
listen to them we I' m an arogant male teenager
Decide to break up with her
up with her via text
awe get in a huge fight
mentions that sh EVE teen there tbr me since I was It: kser
Blow her on and say I don' t like her anymore
salts me crying, I have none of it and hang up
feel like a boss for dumping the only girl that ever iiked roe
attest day come to school feeling chipper
s got their heads hung and looking somber
scew girls are crying
a' v' v' onder what' s going on
walks up to me, tails me Tm really sow"
Aorry about what?
Wren don' t know?” he says sombrero, n thought of all people you would have heard first-."
about what ******* tell me goddamnnit
l thought everyone had heard,,. about the Bird"
bird bird
is the word
you know about the bird?
everybody knows that the bird is the word
buh map mm buh buh mm map
...
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User avatar #1 - buddywuggle [OP](10/26/2015) [+] (2 children)
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First content!
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User avatar #7 - tittylovin (10/26/2015) [-]
FJ is serious business. Please adhere to a polite and respectful attitude and refrain from reverting to the common and vulgar speech patterns you are accustomed to.
> *******
>TONGUE
>MY
>ANUS
#8 - anon (10/26/2015) [-]
This is why I use dashes whenever I do the above.

Grammatically incorrect, but everyone knows what the **** I'm on about at least.

Also, I wouldn't call the whole >Thingameme.

It's just the preferred method of story telling on 4chan. I suppose if you boil the definition right down it is a meme, but that being said, so is pretty much every human behavior online.
#6 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
I feel you, brother. Stay strong.
#4 - anon (10/26/2015) [-]
Actually, the greater than signs used to space out a textpost that tells a story with very basic syntax is in fact a meme. Well... to be more specific, the actual act of telling a story in that format is a meme. And on top of that, each individual story can also be a meme.

In order for it to be a meme, it has to be easily recognizable by anyone in the associated community or culture.
User avatar #5 to #4 - buddywuggle [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
Fair point.
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