>live in a one floor house with mom, sis, and dog
>mom is the provider, so never home
>sis is a huge whore and has a new guy ever week
> one day, mom leaves for work, sis shuts me in the basement in usual fashion.
>years of ungodly knowledge tell me that sis is about to smash some young douche.
>hear front door close
> make a devious plot in head, description follows
> climb out basement widow
> position bike out by front door
> sneaky sneaky back into basement
> unlock basement door
> level 100 sneak into parents room
> grab video camera, load it with film
> sneak outside sisters room
> sounds and smells like fish slapping together
its bout to begin
> sis has a huge room
> level 100 into closet like a G
> perfect angle to get the "whole story"
>slam open the closet door
> catch their attention with the rebel yell
> "yeee yeee"
>both look and see that i have been filming for a whole 10 minutes
>start running out the room but douche pins me against wall
> quietly whisper "you have no defense"
> smash him in the balls with my foot and make him crumple like paper
> burst through front door
>hop on bike and ride to the forest
> hide the tape in a hallowed out stump
> ride back home
> ruptured douches ball
> he is in hospital
> sis tries to make a big deal bout ball boy
>giggle like a neckbeard who just lost his virginity
>i get grounded but i must choose my moment
my moment comes in part two if there is interest.