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User avatar #72 - mookiez (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kremepuff
Here's part 2 for those that don't want to check his page, Kremepuff, you should sticky this puff boy. www.funnyjunk.com/Greatest+story+of+my+life+2/text/5182749/
User avatar #69 - kremepuff (06/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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check my channel for part 2
User avatar #103 - kremepuff (06/14/2014) [-]
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the only two pieces of content i have put up in the three years i have been here have taught me ooooh so much. an love every single one of you for your collective input. but i mean not just about the content but about funnyjunk in a whole. funnyjunk and its people are never ever ever satisfied. you get oc, you complain about the authenticity. you get op, you complain where it comes from. you people are toddlers in the park know as funny junk. and thats why i love you <3 . goodbye and i look foward to our further interaction in the future
User avatar #1 - phukyou (06/13/2014) [+] (20 replies)
...go on...plus i need that video for science
#20 - deadmansdope ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What are you waiting for? Put up part 2.
What are you waiting for? Put up part 2.
#28 - yonyon (06/14/2014) [+] (14 replies)
> climb out basement widow
What on earth were you doing down there?
User avatar #22 - fireairshot ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #37 - trolljunkusa (06/14/2014) [-]
>my moment is in part two

Thumbed down right there
**** you faggot
#94 - godofcorndog (06/14/2014) [-]
&gt; Be in first year of college   
&gt; Get new gf   
&gt; Says she is trying to get over being too quick with guys   
&gt; Been dating for about a month, and she invites me over for dinner.   
&gt; I offer to cook, cause I am majoring in culinary.   
&gt; Bring some fish in a big zip lock bag, with some seasonings.   
&gt; Start prepping things in the kitchen while gf goes to her room.   
&gt; She tells me to bring the fish in her room, says she wants to help.   
&gt; End up making a huge mess, but whatever.   
&gt; She ends up getting too much flour on two of the fish, and starts slapping them together   
&gt; 						***************************					.tif   
&gt; Says meat slapping together makes her hot   
&gt; Tells me to take pants off, so that 						****					 comes off faster than wrapping paper on christmas   
&gt; We start to 						****					, but her little brother bursts out of the closet with a camera   
&gt; Acting on reflex, I grab him and was about to ask him what he was doing   
&gt; Haven't even met gf's family before so hoping to make good impression   
&gt; He kicks me in the balls so hard I felt something pop   
&gt; Keel over in pain and cry like a bitch   
&gt; Have to go to the hospital, one of my balls is ruptured   
&gt; Possibly can't have kids anymore, and have difficulty even getting an erection now
> Be in first year of college
> Get new gf
> Says she is trying to get over being too quick with guys
> Been dating for about a month, and she invites me over for dinner.
> I offer to cook, cause I am majoring in culinary.
> Bring some fish in a big zip lock bag, with some seasonings.
> Start prepping things in the kitchen while gf goes to her room.
> She tells me to bring the fish in her room, says she wants to help.
> End up making a huge mess, but whatever.
> She ends up getting too much flour on two of the fish, and starts slapping them together
> *************************** .tif
> Says meat slapping together makes her hot
> Tells me to take pants off, so that **** comes off faster than wrapping paper on christmas
> We start to **** , but her little brother bursts out of the closet with a camera
> Acting on reflex, I grab him and was about to ask him what he was doing
> Haven't even met gf's family before so hoping to make good impression
> He kicks me in the balls so hard I felt something pop
> Keel over in pain and cry like a bitch
> Have to go to the hospital, one of my balls is ruptured
> Possibly can't have kids anymore, and have difficulty even getting an erection now
#16 - CommonJoo (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
holy **** thumbwhore just ******* post it in 1 part
User avatar #18 to #16 - kremepuff (06/14/2014) [-]
plus i never ******* asked for thumbs
#45 - xxrebeckahxx (06/14/2014) [-]
I need to hear part two...
I need to hear part two...
#58 - poakmarshall ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
the next story....
#56 - doctorprofessornv (06/14/2014) [-]
okay, you have my attention
#61 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
We need it.
#24 - coopermartin (06/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
All I want to know is, if it's a one story house, how do you have a basement? HMMMMMMMMMMM???
User avatar #33 to #24 - The Last Templar (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't think basements are considered stories. I think its for levels above the ground.
#68 - galkawhm (06/14/2014) [-]
Part 2 please.
#66 - bitofatit (06/14/2014) [-]
**bitofatit rolled image** need more now.
#50 - threnody (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>One floor house
>Sister locks me in basement
...
User avatar #47 - jmjedi (06/14/2014) [-]
parttwoparttwoparttwo
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