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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #153 - kremepuff [OP]
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(06/14/2014) [+] (18 replies)
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update kinda: not gonna upload underage sis porn, ***** bannable and going back home soon so ill take a drive out to the Dominican sisters monastery near fuller Arkansas
User avatar #163 to #153 - greenwithenvy
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unless she OBVIOUSLY looks it, could've said "just 18 year old sister" in the story ;p
User avatar #164 to #163 - kremepuff [OP]
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but i dont wanna be dishonest, plus child porn is still childporn
User avatar #166 to #164 - greenwithenvy
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(06/14/2014) [-]
not wanting to be dishonest for thumbs
11/10 faith restored
User avatar #167 to #153 - logickid
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(general) Fuller Arkansas to (the Dominican Sisters Monastery you found near where you lie) is about a 2 to three hour drive depending which routes you choose.
User avatar #169 to #167 - kremepuff [OP]
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when i go back home i will try
#178 to #153 - anon id: b1f53756
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how abt **** section??
#266 to #153 - tsoper
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(06/15/2014) [-]
seems to me the story never happened and you dont actually have any kind of video.

You are going behind the excuse "omg childpornz!!" when most of the people on this website are no older than 15. I find it justifiable that you have to show us or your story never happened.
User avatar #158 to #153 - funnyjunkforlife
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send pictures of her at monastery

hold up a sign with your name

ask her to make a porno
User avatar #165 to #158 - kremepuff [OP]
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maybe

if i find her

no
#176 to #165 - funnyjunkforlife
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comeon man   
nun porn is best porn
comeon man
nun porn is best porn
User avatar #179 to #176 - kremepuff [OP]
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sorry idk if shes a nun, this is even if i find her
#199 to #179 - funnyjunkforlife
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ok even if shes not a nun    
can u still do it
ok even if shes not a nun
can u still do it
User avatar #201 to #199 - kremepuff [OP]
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nah man its still kid porn
User avatar #202 to #201 - amata
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Yeah, I find it kinda interesting how everyone in the comments is clamoring for you to upload pron of a 12 y/o. Chris Hansen would have a field day.
User avatar #203 to #202 - kremepuff [OP]
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she would be 15 or 16 at that time
User avatar #204 to #203 - amata
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That's slightly...well, I don't want to say better, but less bad. Doesn't change the fact that it's still a kid and still illegal. And she's your sis
User avatar #210 to #204 - fausticorn
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16 is legal here
User avatar #221 to #210 - ironsoul
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16 is legal here too. Still don't wanna see it.
User avatar #173 - logickid
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(06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Summary: kremepuff kicks douchebag in balls and shows mom VHS of his sister getting banged by said douchebag, sister gets sent to MONASTERY which most likely means she is at some ******** religious (pretending were not on the internet right now, could mean she is having an amazing life), gone for 8 years, kremepuff has no idea where she is, I give him a link to Wikipedia and Google Maps, he's going to the nearest monastery where he lives (which is about 2 to 3 miles away from where he lives), and possibly bring back pics, information about his sister, and sadly, no porn.
User avatar #183 to #173 - kremepuff [OP]
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i have to go back to fuller first im abroad in the uk right now
#2 - platinuminfernape
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User avatar #3 to #2 - kremepuff [OP]
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go away phelps this is not the place for you, but nah this **** is as real as my left knee
#16 to #3 - marlton
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User avatar #17 to #16 - kremepuff [OP]
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im certain i have my left knee
User avatar #113 to #17 - messerauditore
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We have the technology to put vhs onto dvd.
Do it you lying faggot.
User avatar #245 to #113 - kremepuff [OP]
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money is the problem
#38 to #3 - anusraper
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#69 - undeadmaus
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You took the condom?
User avatar #92 to #69 - kremepuff [OP]
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needed evidence, dont judge i was 12 and ******* stupid
User avatar #4 - feolthenos
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I am satisfied Jason, that was a top kek 7/11
Convert VHS and post to **** section, retape the tape if you ******* have to, I need them luls.
User avatar #5 to #4 - kremepuff [OP]
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im sorry bro but i cant partially cause im dirt ******* poor and i dont have a converter or a camera. partly cause its my own sister. she was a bitch yeah but she is still my family
User avatar #6 to #5 - feolthenos
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Relax broseph, I can wait doge. Just hold on tight to that ************ tape, and don't hide it in the wilderness or it will get ****** and unreadable.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kremepuff [OP]
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im hiding it now where i used to hide weed (smugglers compartment from the prohibitions era)
User avatar #8 to #7 - feolthenos
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That's ******* bad ass krembruleh, just keep it there, keep it in the back of your mind and then when the time comes to put it up on the internet just remember old Feo when you get to the front page.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kremepuff [OP]
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front page?! i doubt it, but still its my sister, so if she comes into my life still a bitch, i will spend all money i can and spread that **** all over everywhere just like she did for ball boy
#10 to #9 - feolthenos
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Yes, let the hate flow through you.
User avatar #15 to #10 - kremepuff [OP]
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btw dont call me jason, to many heavy rain references, cally me kremepuff or kremey
#19 to #15 - eagerzack
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press x to JASON! I'm so so sorry
User avatar #252 to #15 - dogwars
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Fellow Jason here; The Derulo, Statham and Voorhees reference game is strong.
#58 to #5 - anon id: 51c56b30
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you got her sent to a monastery, and you recorded her having sex. don't act like you have any sort of loyalty to her
User avatar #126 to #58 - kremepuff [OP]
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yeah i did some mean **** but i cant regret it. i posted cause i thought people would enjoy the chuckle. if i could go back i ******* would but **** happened
#50 to #5 - anon id: aeb784d8
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how convenient for you...
User avatar #36 - theguywhoaskswhy
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How much for the tape?
#32 - klina
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OP I know that you aren't telling the whole truth at the very least, but if you are, you are one sick ****. I wouldn't want to be your enemy.
User avatar #243 to #32 - kremepuff [OP]
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(06/15/2014) [-]
i am enemy to no one, my family needed the dynamic of being split even further. plus in enjoy watching people fall apart
#246 to #243 - dancingturnip
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(06/15/2014) [-]
ooo like jenga?
ooo like jenga?
User avatar #247 to #246 - kremepuff [OP]
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(06/15/2014) [-]
like fleshy jenga made of people
User avatar #21 - skorve
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Sincere question, do you feel bad/regret it at all?
User avatar #244 to #21 - kremepuff [OP]
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not in the slightest
#110 - Claymaster
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Every ******* guy here
#116 - pleuradispensor
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> buy vhs to dvd converter   
> convert that ****   
> upload to ****   
> doit faget
> buy vhs to dvd converter
> convert that ****
> upload to ****
> doit faget
User avatar #121 to #116 - kremepuff [OP]
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no money do do any of dis sorry
User avatar #125 to #121 - pleuradispensor
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$10 at walgreens/cvs
User avatar #127 to #125 - kremepuff [OP]
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when possible and convenient i will, maybe, its still my sister
User avatar #217 to #127 - alhiniath
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How old was your sister?
User avatar #218 to #217 - kremepuff [OP]
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(06/14/2014) [-]
15 or 16