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20 Corny Pick Up Lines
If Women Used Them.
L Happy Apennines day, I' ll give you the V later.
2. My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me
another?
3. Howl know why they call it a beaver, because
I' m dying for some wood.
4. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me
handle your package?
5. You know what would make your face look
better? If I sat on it
B. I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I What' s your name? Because I' ll be screaming it
all night long.
8. I' m having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes
are DDB% off
9. "Did you find my panties on your bedroom
floor?''
Would you like to?"
IO, Hi, I have a vagina
11. I' m not wearing any socks and I hate panties
to match
12. is your name David? Cos I' m pretty sure you
could have only been crafted at the hands of
Michelangelo
13. If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would
you let me handle your tool?
la, Do you work at Subway? Because I could
really go for a footlong.
IS, Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring
your mussels back to my place and I' ll show you
my clam
16, Do you know how to drive stick? Because I
sure as hell do.
17, Do these feel real to you?
18, You look like a hard worker. I have an opening
you could fill.
19. is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?
Because have sex with me.
ED. Do you know what' d look good on you? Me
If Women Used Them.
L Happy Apennines day, I' ll give you the V later.
2. My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me
another?
3. Howl know why they call it a beaver, because
I' m dying for some wood.
4. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me
handle your package?
5. You know what would make your face look
better? If I sat on it
B. I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I What' s your name? Because I' ll be screaming it
all night long.
8. I' m having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes
are DDB% off
9. "Did you find my panties on your bedroom
floor?''
Would you like to?"
IO, Hi, I have a vagina
11. I' m not wearing any socks and I hate panties
to match
12. is your name David? Cos I' m pretty sure you
could have only been crafted at the hands of
Michelangelo
13. If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would
you let me handle your tool?
la, Do you work at Subway? Because I could
really go for a footlong.
IS, Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring
your mussels back to my place and I' ll show you
my clam
16, Do you know how to drive stick? Because I
sure as hell do.
17, Do these feel real to you?
18, You look like a hard worker. I have an opening
you could fill.
19. is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?
Because have sex with me.
ED. Do you know what' d look good on you? Me
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