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#1 - Toshiro (10/17/2013) [-]
Implying open = working.
#2 to #1 - emppilaf (10/17/2013) [-]
Actually sarcasm is really hard to figure over the web, or so I've heard...
But I'm sure everyone knows those guy over in D.C. are sitting as hard as they can on their asses. Working those cheeks to the bone to fix **** that would never need fixed if it weren't thought of or imagined in the first place...

Pic very unrelated~
#3 to #2 - Toshiro (10/17/2013) [-]
Big Brother always was a dick to me. Nice to know they're "looking out" for the little man -.-
Big Brother always was a dick to me. Nice to know they're "looking out" for the little man -.-
#4 to #3 - emppilaf (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh I do hope you mean all that help we get! You know having someone else record and read through all of our private messages. Because if I ****** a fat whore last night and need a friend to recollect for me, the first person I want to know about it is Steve from the ******* NSA.
Oh and I can't possibly talk dirty to a girl without having the ease of mind that Steve is somewhere getting a chubby from our erotic conversation
You're my dawg Steve! Keep up the good job!
#5 to #4 - Toshiro (10/17/2013) [-]
Obviously Steve is looking out for us. We're obviously too stupid to take care of ourselves. We don't know whats best for us, and are too stupid to live without the government.    
   
Gee Wizz, I'm so glad the Governments brutal rape of my freedom comes at the cost of "security" now the Government is safer! Yaaaaay!
Obviously Steve is looking out for us. We're obviously too stupid to take care of ourselves. We don't know whats best for us, and are too stupid to live without the government.

Gee Wizz, I'm so glad the Governments brutal rape of my freedom comes at the cost of "security" now the Government is safer! Yaaaaay!
#6 to #5 - emppilaf (10/17/2013) [-]
What if there was a guy setting at the NSA right now reading this particular post and his name just happened to be John....
OMG his face!
pic related~
#7 to #6 - Toshiro (10/17/2013) [-]
Obviously I'm Carl, I sit behind him and 						****					, I got this job since my 						*******					 NEIGHBAH'S WRECKED MY 						******					 CAR AGAIN!
Obviously I'm Carl, I sit behind him and **** , I got this job since my ******* NEIGHBAH'S WRECKED MY ****** CAR AGAIN!
#8 to #7 - emppilaf (10/17/2013) [-]
Man I don't know nothing about a car hitting a light pole...
Also nothing about why your pool is full of easy mix gelatin..
Who ever put the gelatin in the pool has to be a genius though..
BTW are you gonna eat that?
#9 to #8 - Toshiro (10/17/2013) [-]
You stay outta my pool! Now why don't you step over here so we can discuss my car, which you wrecked.
You stay outta my pool! Now why don't you step over here so we can discuss my car, which you wrecked.
#10 to #9 - emppilaf (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm too high for this...lol
#11 to #10 - Toshiro (10/17/2013) [-]
I bet you are ya frickin Food Monster. Now if you'd be so kind, GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE!
I bet you are ya frickin Food Monster. Now if you'd be so kind, GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE!
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