Government Pickup Lines (desc.). My friends and I were studying for our Government final on the way back from a field trip, so naturally we made up pickup lines
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Government Pickup Lines (desc.)

My friends and I were studying for our Government final on the way back from a field trip, so naturally we made up pickup lines to help us remember.

"Baby, are you the Bill of Rights? 'Cause you're a ten in my book."
"You've heard of the right to bear arms, how about the right to bare legs?"
"Is that the rising of the proletariat, or are you just happy to see me?"

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Submitted: 02/11/2014
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#6 - ziggysol ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #1 - leafonthewind ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ey girl are you the average taxpayer?
Cuz I am about to **** you over!
I tried
#8 - pebar ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
#5 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
which tshirt site did you steal this off of?
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