Government Logic.. . Scientists tested a frog. They cut it' s legs off and they said "jump!" The frog didn' t jump. Scientists therefore concluded that when fro
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Government Logic.

Scientists tested a frog.
They cut it' s legs off and
they said "jump!"
The frog didn' t jump.
Scientists therefore
concluded that when frogs
lose their legs, they become
deaf. A
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Submitted: 07/28/2014
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#2 - firehydrant (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What the frog said afterwards.
User avatar #5 - jacklane (07/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
that is just a correlation. No causation.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mellowmelon (07/28/2014) [-]
That's the joke, government can't tell the difference.
User avatar #4 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (07/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"How to Skew Scientific Results in Your Favor for Dummies"

Seriously, I read this report where scientists had found that marijuana killed brain cells. I then read another report about the report, they described what the scientists did. The scientists put gas masks on rhesus monkeys and then flooded the masks with marijuana smoke for an elongated period of time suffocating the monkeys.

If you're unclear on what the problem is, suffocation causes brain cells to die.

If you perform research with an opinion formed, the research will validate your opinion, almost every time.
#13 - CIS White Male (07/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>No control group
>No quantitative quantitative independent variable manipulation
>No quantitative observational data
>Sample size of 1

2/10 Do you even scientific method?
#24 - leonhardt (07/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Cut off legs
>Replace with penises
>Yay science!
#11 - zyketor (07/29/2014) [-]
God damn that's bad....
#21 - CIS White Male (07/29/2014) [-]
While I get the joke, frogs (as well as salamanders) do actually hear low frequency noises via their front legs. The vibrations travel up their forelimbs and humerus to their scapula and supra scapula. The levitator scapula then carries the vibrations through the opercularis muscle to the operculum whose movement causes the perilymph to vibrate, which is detected by hair cells within papilla as sound. Perhaps this is why frogs so often skip upper body day, as the excessive muscles limit their muscular vibrations.

Pic related: Deaf, Zyzz-based Poliwrath knows you're miring'.
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#29 to #3 - amuter ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
#27 - noschool ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
#20 - nthmetal ONLINE (07/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Scientists =/= Government And don't you dare say they do
From a scientific point of view:
This is clearly not science in many ways.

From a government point of view:
As long as it makes us more money and doesn't get citizens mad we will support it.

They probably hired a corrupt scientist.

User avatar #28 to #26 - leonhardt (07/29/2014) [-]
Nobody asked you, either.
#37 - manofiron ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
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#35 - dorfdorfdorf (07/29/2014) [-]
>government logic
>story about scientists
#34 - CIS White Male (07/29/2014) [-]
...*0*
GASP!
#32 - nsw (07/29/2014) [-]
So iv been led to believe
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User avatar #22 - tittylovin (07/29/2014) [-]
What the **** happened to this poor poor image.
RIP In peice resolution you will be missed
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE WIND BLOWS WHERE THE TIME GOES ONLY TIME
:'(
#17 - senorfrog (07/29/2014) [-]
This actually scared me.
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