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bro, no.
i know your a newfag and not a troll, so you must understand that the smileyface "XD" is widely regarded as cringey, unoriginal and disgusting on Funnyjunk.
also, i dont have sauce, but i know its a vine
CAUTION!
THIS DESERT IS HOME TO THE FOLLOWING SPECIES OF FAUNA:
-Spiders
-Sharks that for some reason can exist outside the water
-Snakes
-The Dreaded Clownfoot Kangaroo
-The Short Footed Bear
-And the Deadly Dancing Camel
-Spiders can be anywhere. You get out of the car to take a piss, and bam, bitten.
-It's to warn you that it's dangerous to go into the water, because of sharks and other deadly critters.
-Snakes are the same as spiders. Some like to chase down humans.
-Don't approach the wild life.
-DON'T APPROACH THE WILD LIFE.
-SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO IT.
Hopping out of the car is basically suicide in 'Stralia. Cities are less dangerous than the vast nothing of Aussieland. And the cities are almost entirely populated by criminals, so that's saying something.
Those are regular kangaroos, you better pray you don't encounter a clownfoot.
More terrifying than a camo deathclaw, the last thing you'll hear is a soft honk.
Not only are there camels in Australia, they're actually one of the world's top exporters of camels and camel meat. Saudi Arabia buy their camels from Australia. Go figure.
There's a uprising amount of random animals no one knows we have because of imports back in the day. Foxes, wild horses, camels, boar, all kinds of random junk that came in before we realized how serious it can be to introduce animals.