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User avatar #1 - kiaserzerg (07/27/2014) [+] (39 replies)
if you are ******* a girl in the ass and it hurts, you are doing it wrong. ladies, if a guy ever wants butt sex and he spits in his hand, you slap him hard. lotion, ky jelly, whatever floats your goat for slippery, and seriously, a minimum of 3 days of prep, start with a pinky, and keep the clit happy while you got anything in your ass, after awhile you will be ready to actually get ass ****** . basic pavlovian training.
User avatar #31 - dacrimsonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest Porn Intro Ever) best intro
#42 - dathunter (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 - insertsfunnyname (07/27/2014) [+] (19 replies)
I recognised the logo... I really need to get a boyfriend.
#32 - gayboard (07/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Anal sex is one of the most annoying things to prep for but one of the most satisfying.
User avatar #33 - fyffetimesmore (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
seriously need some sauce
User avatar #35 to #33 - drhoffable (07/28/2014) [-]
its a gay porno, theres guna be plenty of sauce
#85 - goddamnwizard (07/28/2014) [-]
maybe not solely a weird intro, but weird nonetheless.
#62 - englman (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
B-But what if she likes anal..
like..
A LOT..
Is my girlfriend the random girl in question amazing or broken?:|
#51 - rambomanthree (07/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9YoX6YqHbo   
   
   
"honey i think she might be smoking marijuana"   
   
			*******		 lost it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9YoX6YqHbo


"honey i think she might be smoking marijuana"

******* lost it
#70 - uniden (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Best porn intro I've got. Does anyone have sauce?
Best porn intro I've got. Does anyone have sauce?
User avatar #55 - Loppytaffy (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
For scientific purposes, has anyone got a link for the porno?
I would like to, again, clarify that it is in the name of science.
#95 - derpination (07/28/2014) [-]
Why bother sticking it in her pooper when you could stick it in her vagina?
User avatar #72 - slendermanspenis (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No anal doesn't hurt at all. I remember when I used to be like the girl until I actually tried, after I tried I can't get enough from my fiance. A word of advice if you do plan to experiment even if its a in and out thing that would last a minute or two LUBE THE **** UP.. Do not spit on your hand to use that as lube it won't work and it hurts just like your not using anything. Also, men.. When you go in (if you have never done anal sex before but want to) make sure to go slow and when you pull out go slow, going too fast you'll make your "playmate" **** themselves. Its never happened to me but I know people who its happened to.
#21 - asdfgzxcvb (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone have the source of that video those pics are from? for science, of course
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#27 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
See, this is the story that I watch porn for.
#17 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
That guy took the cake, a whole cake, that's as many as one cake, and that's bad.
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