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#87 - ryles (08/02/2014) [-]
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#586 to #87 - epicactual (08/02/2014) [-]
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Have thumb, will be awesome
#577 to #87 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
reminded me of Fast & Furious 6 - Big Forehead Scene [HD]
#492 to #87 - jbywalec (08/02/2014) [-]
This is literally the best comment ever.
This is literally the best comment ever.
User avatar #1478 to #513 - jbywalec (08/03/2014) [-]
Now I do not know what to think...
#494 to #492 - ryles (08/02/2014) [-]
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#754 to #87 - intenso (08/02/2014) [-]
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#353 - proughboy (08/02/2014) [-]
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
User avatar #50 - guylongname (08/02/2014) [-]
I lift every day and see no results
#67 to #50 - hakuna (08/02/2014) [-]
Lift every other day and eat more, thank me later
User avatar #349 to #50 - huehuehuepster ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
the struggle is real
#1326 to #50 - austinmbarber (08/03/2014) [-]
Lift more. That is my suggestion.
#228 to #50 - bighairybacon (08/02/2014) [-]
Full body 3x/week and eat more. If you aren't eating enough you will see 0 progress.
User avatar #77 to #50 - zbrah (08/02/2014) [-]
Dont lift every day

liamrosen.com/fitness.html
#427 to #50 - fistpump (08/02/2014) [-]
Such a common mistaaake!
Br0. Do you know what makes muscles grow? When you work out, your muscle tissues rip tiiiiny tears in themselves. When you push your muscles to the limit (by lifting 8-12 reps with whatever weight you can handle) they tear. Then, when you rest, the tears in your muscles are replaced by new muscle tissue made of protein.
Now, your problem is that you are not resting. If you lift every day, your muscles don't get any down time to repair the tears, and they end up damaged. What you need to do is three sets (three lots of) 8-12 reps every monday, wednesday, and friday. All other days are rest days. As long as you consume plenty of protein (either via food or via shakes/tablets) and stick to this plan, you should hopefully start to see the difference. You will feel the difference before you see it. I started lifting 10kg a few weeks back, and could barely manage 12 on the first day. On the second it wasn't much of a challenge. On the third it was not a challenge. At the moment I'm on 22.5kg. I feel stronger, but do I look stronger? Well, yeah, but I'm not gonna go pulling a load of sweet, sweet booty just yet. ***** got some workin' out to do!
Patience and understanding, friend. Patience and understanding.
User avatar #818 to #427 - redtooth (08/02/2014) [-]
What's a "rep"? Sorry if it's a stupid question.
#827 to #818 - prtnchad (08/02/2014) [-]
it means repetitions (how many you do)
User avatar #829 to #827 - redtooth (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah! So is 8-12 reps three times a day really enough?
User avatar #1485 to #829 - ocdrawer (08/03/2014) [-]
8-12 is typically for the heaviest you can do, so not fast reps and many of them but rather the heaviest you can curl, I always stay at 10-15, usually when I'm able to hit 15 in a row i'll move up about 2.5kg, it does work though.

Source: I lift and use this method, I curl 22.5kg dumbbells at 15 reps, i'm still climbing currently but i'm holding on at 15 to let my shoulders catch up since I believe they'd strain too much, also leave one day inbetween, you'll only hurt yourself if you do weights in this manner constantly seeing as it really does stress your muscle.
User avatar #965 to #829 - imlegiturnot (08/03/2014) [-]
do them all at the same time. Like curls. grab some like 5kg dumbbells do 8-12. then rest. then do 8-12 again. then rest. then do 8-12 again. 3 sets. then move to another workout.
#1104 to #965 - redtooth (08/03/2014) [-]
I see, thanks a lot!
#1543 to #1104 - prtnchad (08/04/2014) [-]
Good luck to you sir. Happy lifting.
Good luck to you sir. Happy lifting.
User avatar #845 to #427 - BwainPhreeze (08/02/2014) [-]
Is it ok to workout again when you've had a days break but still feel slightly sore?
User avatar #968 to #845 - imlegiturnot (08/03/2014) [-]
it's entirely up to you. I work out chest one day, shoulders another, legs, arms, back, and a day for cardio and abs. I do all these on seperate days so when im sore I just work another part of my body. DO NOT OVERWORK your body or you will get injured. I sometimes don't workout one day because i'm just so sore. You need to login to view this link is a great place with forums for questions like this.
#1332 to #968 - skybluetroll ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
What do you recommend for abs and calves?
User avatar #1406 to #1332 - imlegiturnot (08/03/2014) [-]
calves. calf press on the leg press machine. and calf raises. do about 3 sets of both of those of 30. or until failure. and abs. honestly sit up's/ab roller/ crunches/ side bends with dumbbells. there's lots of stuff. bodybuilding.com/exercises greatest thing ever.
User avatar #597 to #427 - scapeartist (08/02/2014) [-]
How much can I lift in one day before getting major damages?
#999 to #597 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
lift as hard as you can every time you workout if something doesn't feel right then slow it down or lighten the weight. all this don't life everyday **** is garbage do a single muscle group 4 or 5 days a week and it will be fine. if you are too sore when it comes time to workout that muscle group again then take it slow and wait till you are feeling up to it. I know the first leg day when first starting to workout is horrible I usually can't walk comfortably for a week, but the soreness is less and less every time you do it. Abs are a group you can workout basically every day. YOU JUST GOTTA GO WITH THE FEEL BRO.

User avatar #1014 to #999 - scapeartist (08/03/2014) [-]
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks bro
#24 - tigery (08/02/2014) [-]
My monitor detached from my labtop and is basically now a keyboard attached to a screen by wires
My monitor detached from my labtop and is basically now a keyboard attached to a screen by wires
#43 to #24 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Its laptop. well I guess not anymore
User avatar #131 to #24 - shenro ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
sounds like my sisters laptop
User avatar #231 to #24 - mahnamesjakers (08/02/2014) [-]
This is about to happen to me. The whole bottom of the one side of the top part is cracked and about to snap any minute.
User avatar #731 to #231 - chimpaflimp (08/02/2014) [-]
Duct tape it into place and just leave the screen permanently open.
User avatar #851 to #731 - mahnamesjakers (08/02/2014) [-]
yeah thats pretty much been my game plan. wish i could get a new laptop but im pretty broke
User avatar #1347 to #851 - killingalice (08/03/2014) [-]
The exact same thing happened to me and the duct tape held up for over a year until I could save up for a new one. That ***** like magic.
User avatar #263 to #24 - Jtrocksman ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Same problem but the wires snapped so i had to go buy a monitor... and a wireless adaptor because that was apparantly inside the monitor.
#758 to #24 - intenso (08/02/2014) [-]
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#1019 to #24 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
same **** happened to me don't cut the top part off or it will be disconnected to the internet 5evas
#1024 to #24 - rambomanthree (08/03/2014) [-]
Had that same issue with my old laptop.. cept it didnt detached.. moniter just stopped working...

so i jerry rigged it

>hook desktop computer moniter into it
#33 to #24 - regimentbluefly (08/02/2014) [-]
feel bad son
feel bad son
#36 to #24 - indianajoe (08/02/2014) [-]
>Put monitor on a stand
>Free desktop computer
>???
>Profit
#318 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
I was just diagnosed with severe sleep apnea yesterday. I am 18 and will have to use a CPAP for the rest of my life in order to breathe at night. I'm leaving for college in 2 weeks and I'm terrified how people will view me, and how this is going to affect my life. Who wants to sleep next to a girl connected to a mask and machine?
User avatar #791 to #318 - ragingflamingos (08/02/2014) [-]
Talk to your college. They may be able to get you special living accommodations.
#840 to #318 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Anybody worth their salt and interested in you would be OK with that. Don't worry. Its something that can be easily overcome.
#1163 to #318 - thesweetscientist (08/03/2014) [-]
If you do some Bane lines, I'd totaly bang you.
#1213 to #318 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
If anyone was even slightly worth your time it wouldn't bother them at all.
User avatar #1393 to #318 - werenotfunny (08/03/2014) [-]
customize the **** out of that mask
User avatar #370 to #318 - testaburger (08/02/2014) [-]
omgnobodycares.png
#614 to #318 - jakeattack (08/02/2014) [-]
Hi, I'm literally in rhe same boat except a guy, going to college in 2 weeks also. I don't think it will be so bad
#1270 to #614 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you already have a CPAP?
#1559 to #1270 - jakeattack (08/09/2014) [-]
Yes it helps a little but I may need it re calibrated, some people makes huge difference. It's not loud at all honestly get thr resmed one if you want to see it il send you a pic if you make an acct you may snore and not know it, so it actually would make it quieter. Water can be a hassle though
#922 to #318 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
You can always pretend you're Bane, right?
#1415 to #318 - almostninja (08/03/2014) [-]
I can think of a few people
User avatar #561 to #318 - nyawgga (08/02/2014) [-]
Most men on this site are horny enough for down syndromed midgets

I think you'll be okay
User avatar #847 to #318 - ProWig (08/02/2014) [-]
if i loved the girl i wouldn't care
User avatar #1187 to #318 - dasbrot ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry.If there's one thing about college that I've learned, it's that people don't give a **** . Unless that machine is as loud as an angry tumblr user, it won't bother them.
#1265 to #1187 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
All the therapy I've gone through and this is the most comforting thing I have heard.
User avatar #345 to #318 - MoparMan (08/02/2014) [-]
basically anyone who played katawa shoujo
User avatar #1523 to #345 - billiebutt (08/03/2014) [-]
Or those who read The Fault in Our Stars
User avatar #464 to #318 - pwnfrnzy (08/02/2014) [-]
If the person is a sane, competent human being, they'll be your friend and not judge you over a medical condition you have no control over.
#336 to #318 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
batman had the same problem for a while but eventually he got over it. dont take any **** and study hard. worry about the other **** later
#327 to #318 - bioxred (08/02/2014) [-]
this confused me because there was a man in the picture, and you said you were a girl
#11 - mobilebull (08/02/2014) [-]
> got NF1 (neurofibromatosis)
> got 3 brian tumors
> eat 7 nerve pills everyday
> The pills really dont help
> Funnyjunk is my real medicin
> Ty for everything big brother admin
User avatar #879 to #11 - mobilebull (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah its sucks to be sick, but I am glad for what i have, and what i can do.
But at least i have free health care because i live in Denmark, so money is not a problem. So all members of funnyjunk always look at the bright side of life.


User avatar #1252 to #11 - blkjk (08/03/2014) [-]
My brother has NF. He helped raise me, since he's 18 years older than me. He's nearly died 20+ times. He's gotten a crazy number of surgeries and **** . If you wanna talk to somebody who gets you I'm here.
#757 to #11 - intenso (08/02/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**

:c
#813 to #11 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
ouch... Well you'll either go to heaven or be reincarnated as a cool animal ^^
User avatar #858 to #11 - creepydudewatching (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry bro. I really am..
#409 to #11 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
try smoking pot buddy that should help
#484 to #11 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
please look up hemp oil rick simpson
User avatar #956 to #11 - stripey (08/03/2014) [-]
stay strong brother
#846 to #11 - Indoknight (08/02/2014) [-]
pls don't go
pls don't go
User avatar #335 to #11 - alimais (08/02/2014) [-]
Try Cannabis and 1liter freshly pressed carrot juice per day
#322 to #11 - giggleshit (08/02/2014) [-]
brian tumors? oh ****
User avatar #339 to #322 - mobilebull (08/02/2014) [-]
oh lol its was a typing fault. sorry " ********** "

"i got 3 Brain Tumors"
Family Guy - Im a Tumor HURRY BEFORE YOUTUBE DELETES!
User avatar #342 to #339 - giggleshit (08/02/2014) [-]
yeah ik just trying to make a witty comment :|

sorry if i offended you
#351 to #342 - mobilebull (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol its was actually a fun joke and I laughed
so here is a Green thumb for you
User avatar #356 to #351 - giggleshit (08/02/2014) [-]
well thank you
User avatar #59 - bioniccar (08/02/2014) [-]
i love the community. i'm too much of a pussy to make content because i'm afraid it will be just a big disappointment
User avatar #1433 to #59 - edmin (08/03/2014) [-]
You already are a dissapointment.
#276 - cactusupthebutt (08/02/2014) [-]
Whenever I catch myself sitting in my room too long I ask myself.   
   
&quot;Why&quot;   
   
Before I can fully answer...I sit back in my chair and space out again. It's sad.
Whenever I catch myself sitting in my room too long I ask myself.

"Why"

Before I can fully answer...I sit back in my chair and space out again. It's sad.
#337 to #276 - chilledlawngnome ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I to sometimes to the same thing but, not for the same reason Pic not related
User avatar #149 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I got major OCD, and I'm not talking about " Oh no, dont cut the pizza in 3 slices!" sorta stuff. I'm talking more like ehm.. how do I explain it? Eh, something like whenever I just drink some water, I have to touch the glass at least 4 times, maybe even 44. perhaps 444 or 4444 times. If I dont do it, I'm afriad that my girlfriend will die and that it would be all my fault. I get to upset with things too, like my gf was here around 2 weeks ago, and she drank from a glass of water, then she went home, and I used that glass in 8 days to drink from, without washing it or anything, because I was afriad that something bad would happen to her if I didnt use that glass. and I really want to stop doing all of those things, but I just can't since I dont want my gf to die, but I know that she wont die because of me not doing with my OCD tells me to. urgh its.. its ******* hard to live with big brother admin ..
User avatar #164 to #149 - psychadelicace (08/02/2014) [-]
Wow thats harsh
User avatar #169 to #164 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess it is, I just got so used to living with it. but I'm still afriad of it. and the only place where I can get peace is when I'm around my girlfriend or when I'm at my pc. because whenevr I get up, I might have to touch the door handle 4 times or jump 11 times or all kinds of stuff.
#232 to #149 - rokkai ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
i had that too. it's all in your head. you do it because you think that it's the right thing to do when it's not. your truths are actually the wrong things. i was like "its all in my head why don't i just stop doing that?" and i did, and it worked.

don't overthink it. just stop doing that. you know your gf won't die because you touched a ****** glass.

just know that it's ALL in your head. it's a think that you can control.
User avatar #270 to #232 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
yea and I am begining to gain control, by doing that. its just getting the start over thats the hard part
User avatar #304 to #149 - masturbatingbear (08/02/2014) [-]
Don't *
User avatar #307 to #149 - masturbatingbear (08/02/2014) [-]
and didn't...
User avatar #312 to #307 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
And*

Sorry, you just have to start with capital A when you start a new sentence.
#316 to #312 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
*'a'
#309 to #307 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
and *too.
User avatar #319 to #149 - masturbatingbear (08/02/2014) [-]
just pointing out the flaws
User avatar #399 to #149 - aizeinstein (08/02/2014) [-]
I kinda understand what you're going through. I have minor OCD but with some help when I was a teenager, I learned to live with it. You really should see a professional.
User avatar #452 to #399 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I have and I am getting better, but sometimes it's just hard to say no to the thoughts man.
#511 to #452 - aizeinstein (08/02/2014) [-]
I was having some right now without realizing it. Anxiety hurts me most, though. At least I think that way, I've learned to deal with OCD thoughts (mostly) but, I was not prepared for this. I've been having chest pain and weird stomach cramps for months (had a little messed up ex problem, stopped eating at some point). Right now I'm a little better but they didn't go away. Stress management is hard.
User avatar #512 to #511 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I know the feel. It's really something else..
User avatar #517 to #512 - aizeinstein (08/02/2014) [-]
Thank you ^^ May I ask a question? Does your family get what you're going through
User avatar #523 to #517 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
You're welcome ^^ Yup they do know. Everyone knows I think
User avatar #530 to #523 - aizeinstein (08/02/2014) [-]
It's cool if they treat you well. My family seems to think I could just "get over" these things. Although mine don't usually have an impact on my daily life.
Anyway, that's pretty much it. I hope I didn't bore you ^^
User avatar #536 to #530 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
ofc you didnt I would to chat.

Well we can get over it, but only with a **** ton of support man
User avatar #581 to #536 - aizeinstein (08/02/2014) [-]
Yep Emotional support's really important. Although sometimes I neeed to be alone and relaxing. It's like, to distract yourself from yourself, you need friends. Also need them for support but, at the same time always being around people can drain you. I've tried it this year, helped me to open up to people but didn't solve my every problem. In the end, I became afraid of being alone.
I dunno, **** , man. Human mind is really complicated. Last two years have been best and worst years of my life. Now I'm just happy that I got my balance back
User avatar #594 to #581 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
you understand meee c':
#612 to #594 - aizeinstein (08/02/2014) [-]
Don't you see, thenikohero, we have bro-nection.
User avatar #638 to #612 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
A BRO-NECTION
User avatar #970 to #149 - larrynonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
I know how you feel bro, I always have to keep counting up to my age (15) and it hurts im scared I'll shrink or become younger or something bad will happen, every room I enter I have a urge to touch the door frame constantly, I can't litter in hedges and when I fight back I end up deciding to pick it up or not and if I leave I think something bad will happen. Sometimes I whisper when I count, people ask what im doing, I say nothing but then you can see a bunch of edgy 13 years olds saying "I hav like major ocd , i like my room clean"
User avatar #1454 to #970 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Yea that piss me ******* off. When people just like having things in a good order or something and then goes on and on about how OCD "effects" their daily day..

and I feel you dude, whenever I walk outside my door I feel like "avoiding" special stuff on the ground.
#1303 to #149 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
If u really want help, im willing to help you out.

but that is only if really have an " i want to fix it" attitude
User avatar #1455 to #1303 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I already have help and I do want your help but I jsut think that people who understands my situation can help on another level.
User avatar #199 to #149 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
I do not know your pain, but I can understand. My dad has OCD as well, but his manifested as hoarding. He has to buy and collect things (for example, he has collected exactly 289 barn lanterns. Yes, I counted them, and that's just one of his many collections). He can't part with or sell anything, because he is convinced something bad will happen if he does. Once when I was a kid I broke one of our Christmas ornaments (for which I was punished) and he would not rest until he found another ornament that looked exactly like the old one. It bothers me when people say they have OCD just because they like their movies to be in alphabetical order.
User avatar #205 to #199 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Yea I get the idea, its.. Its really bad when you know thats nothing is going to happen but that you cant do anything about it. and yea **** , it bothers me alot as well.
User avatar #187 to #149 - johndapro (08/02/2014) [-]
Have you ever contacted anyone to help you with this problem? believe me or not but there is people who actually want to help
User avatar #192 to #187 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Yea I went to a psychiatrist and that kinda helped, but I can say no to my thoughts, but I just need to kinda, be around someone I trust
User avatar #200 to #192 - johndapro (08/02/2014) [-]
I would suggest trying to join a support group, Real OCD is a serious issue that can get worse over time. Contact your psychiatrist and see if he/she knows about anything that's like that.

It often helps just talking about it and taking one small step together as a group.
User avatar #208 to #200 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Well I do know some people that have eral OCD too. my two sisters got it as well. But I havent talked to them about it in a long time. Maybe I should do it again. Thank you.
User avatar #212 to #208 - johndapro (08/02/2014) [-]
No problem dude, asking for help is often the hardest part.
User avatar #214 to #212 - thenikohero ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Yea thats for sure.
User avatar #76 - freakinepic ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I keep seeing big brother admin's feels posts, but my life is incredibly stable and I've got no problems. But I want to join in and be a part of something. Basically, I feel bad about having no noteworthy feels. I feel... slightly conflicted.
User avatar #1394 to #76 - werenotfunny (08/03/2014) [-]
send me a $20 steam card and hate your self for it or regret it or something. win-win?
User avatar #717 to #76 - traffles (08/02/2014) [-]
I feel you bro
User avatar #47 - hoaxfourtyfour (08/02/2014) [-]
Being an adult sucks.
User avatar #25 - unbelievable ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I spent 3 hours making posts on funnyjunk and they were not upvoted so that makes me sad because the front page is filled with ****** posts made by phanact.
#130 to #25 - fackyazombies (08/02/2014) [-]
wait a few days and upload again. It all depends on the mood of the community
#816 to #25 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
>"upvoted"

this isn't reddit
User avatar #216 to #25 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
That's unbelievable. Phanact doesn't make posts. He reposts.
#111 to #25 - neilpatrickharriss (08/02/2014) [-]
I looked at your posts, they weren't funny
#258 - hornyllama (08/02/2014) [-]
**hornyllama rolled image**
#38 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
I have no motivation to do the things I want to do and I blame it on this site
#235 to #38 - freshpound (08/02/2014) [-]
You're not the only one.
#344 - jellyman ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I have too much chips for my dip. If I open up a new dip I’ll have too much dip for my chips.
#1031 to #344 - titsfortots (08/03/2014) [-]
Have you tried salsa for the chips?
User avatar #306 - manofbacontits (08/02/2014) [-]
as i've said before, im a schizophrenic and i don't have many i can talk to about my issues with it. don't have the money for a professionals help
User avatar #313 to #306 - bestfoxgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
You got each other
User avatar #317 to #313 - manofbacontits (08/02/2014) [-]
ha. very funny
#1262 to #317 - baim (08/03/2014) [-]
as far as I know shizophrenia isnt like 2 personalities living in one body, instead its more like you think you are some random other person for a certain time, after that you're back to normal instead of switching between yourself and a certain other person.

Is that about right?
User avatar #1459 to #1262 - manofbacontits (08/03/2014) [-]
no, it more like a person hanging around you. a person you may not have known for long, but you feel you have known for your entire life. a person who is made up of all you family members personalities mixed with with a sight you fear. it has the voice that can be soothing at times and demonizing the next. i started with hallucinations (which haven't really stopped) and have progressed to real conversations.
User avatar #1463 to #1459 - baim (08/03/2014) [-]
I see, well I wish you the best of luck and strength in dealing with this, it may not be much to know that some random faceless guy cares, but some of us do, stay strong
#1215 to #317 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
Lmao but in all seriousness what kind of schizophrenia do you have?
#798 - officialjg (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm black guy on funnyjunk. I know the 			******		 jokes and all that are for laughs and I go along with them so I show people that I have a sense of humor. But I can't help but be offended sometimes. I and yes, I know, this is a site that makes fun of everyone but I feel like the majority of racial jokes go to black people because... I don't 			*******		 know.   
   
Eh, I don't even why I posted this. I'm just ranting Either way, this is gonna get ignored or red thumbed to oblivion regardless. So here's a butt. It's a nice butt.
I'm black guy on funnyjunk. I know the ****** jokes and all that are for laughs and I go along with them so I show people that I have a sense of humor. But I can't help but be offended sometimes. I and yes, I know, this is a site that makes fun of everyone but I feel like the majority of racial jokes go to black people because... I don't ******* know.

Eh, I don't even why I posted this. I'm just ranting Either way, this is gonna get ignored or red thumbed to oblivion regardless. So here's a butt. It's a nice butt.
User avatar #893 to #798 - testaburger (08/02/2014) [-]
If you don't like the internet, you're always free to go outside and pick some cotton, you ******* ******
User avatar #804 to #798 - thesecretbear ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
That is indeed a nice butt good sir
I know how you feel though. I might be a just some white college guy, but i get really uneasy when there are posts with comments full of the bashing of a single group, and it's done through truly subjective ideas that said people have against the group.
User avatar #811 to #798 - thatfunnynerd (08/02/2014) [-]
i can't exactly understand what it's like but i'm sorry you go through hat man. ILY My funnyjunk brother

Also yes, that is a very nice butt
#1145 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
im 18 and im balding
#1381 to #1145 - fusrogusta (08/03/2014) [-]
I'm turning 21 in January and I've been slowly balding since 16, (Thanks, Dad!)

What you've got to do, is realize something.. a half bald head is pretty ******* ugly. Hair is fun and all, but do you know how ******* BADASS a bald head is?

And grow some facial hair with it! Heisenberg the **** outta that baldness.

I'll most likely be NOTICEABLY bald by age 23-24.. and I've accepted it. I'm excited to shave my head, when the time comes.
User avatar #1153 to #1145 - mrsskeltal (08/03/2014) [-]
i have two 20-something friends that are balding and they both have hot girlfriends. wear hats
User avatar #1157 to #1145 - pirgh (08/03/2014) [-]
Breathe easy, Girls often find that **** sexy, Grow a beard if you can, it distracts from the shine
#343 - kakariko (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes I got extreme 			*******		 feels right now.   
   
You see, the street in front of our house was always 			****		, so cars would usually go slowly to avoid any damage, in consequence, our neighbor's dogs could walk around without the fear of being hit by cars.   
However, a few days ago the street was repaired, and so cars began to ran faster.   
The dogs were not aware of this, of course.   
You know where I'm going?   
   
God damn the 			******		 who did it.
Yes I got extreme ******* feels right now.

You see, the street in front of our house was always **** , so cars would usually go slowly to avoid any damage, in consequence, our neighbor's dogs could walk around without the fear of being hit by cars.
However, a few days ago the street was repaired, and so cars began to ran faster.
The dogs were not aware of this, of course.
You know where I'm going?

God damn the ****** who did it.
#1028 to #343 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
The owner of the dog is an irresponsible twat if he lets his dog run free in a neighbourhood like that. No dogs should run free in public places.
User avatar #1495 to #1028 - kakariko (08/03/2014) [-]
I would explain why the dogs are let free here, however I just woke up and can't speak proper english.
User avatar #147 - testaburger (08/02/2014) [-]
You constantly asking us about our "feels"
This is not tumblr.
We're not all a bunch of emo women.
******* hell
#166 to #147 - pridefulmatthew (08/02/2014) [-]
...how does that make you feel?
#281 to #166 - testaburger (08/02/2014) [-]
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