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#4 - profhershellayton (06/17/2015) [-]
Salting the earth even after a nuclear Apocalypse
#106 to #4 - nebuelaeus (06/17/2015) [-]
Silly survivors. Wasting all that salt, tsk tsk
#149 to #4 - anotherponyaccount (06/18/2015) [-]
That ******* *********** grin because one of his best friends turned down a threesome for fighting games
User avatar #1 - egosumproxi ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
******* Apple...
User avatar #2 to #1 - plasticcup (06/17/2015) [-]
don't worry, android will get it after forever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordneoify (06/17/2015) [-]
You know, in a few months.
But do you know what else is coming in a few months?
Fallout 4.
User avatar #5 to #3 - cornellexplain ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Why is it taking them so long to give us Android users some loving? makes me sad
User avatar #16 to #5 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
I can already see it... Fellout Vault, Underground Sim, Survival Shelter, Ironwall Vault Game....
copycat games, no quality control on google play
User avatar #100 to #16 - ztron ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
At least you don't have whole GBA games on an emulator with ads being sold like in the windows app store. I love this phone for its durability and battery life, but the app store is the phone equivalent of origin with more useless **** .
User avatar #101 to #100 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
Yea, i know you can acess the market with any windows 8 pc
Why dont you replace the OS
warranty?
User avatar #102 to #101 - ztron ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
It was only a 50 dollar phone Lumia 635 so I didn't really mind it, but I'm probably going to shell out soon for an android.
User avatar #104 to #102 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
can you take a picture of it
Here for 50usd you can buy a nonsmartphone nokia
#107 to #104 - ztron ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Not literally my phone but its the same exact model. got it from amazon.
www.amazon.com/Nokia-Lumia-Windows-Boost-Mobile/dp
#112 to #107 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
well it for that pice it doesnt look bad at all
Here in Croatia (East of Italy, south of hungary, cant really miss it)
this peace of cement costs 50 USD (250 hrk)
so, yea, your phone would cost atleast a 100 usd
and a top quality one atleast 500 usd (iPhone, samsung galaxy etc)
while you can get great asus and acer phones for the same price as every where else

also, on your place i wold keep that phone, (becouse i mostly talk/text and do everything else on a tablet or pc)
#114 to #112 - ztron ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Yeah same here on phone usage, my only real complaint is that the app store is bad. Also funny enough I know about Croatia because of a character in Payday 2 called Dragan.
User avatar #122 to #114 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
also, sometimes he says "Bre and Drugovi" which really breaks the character, becose they are serbian slengs for bro
User avatar #126 to #122 - ztron ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Now I'm always gonna think of him saying "Bro, tazor over there!"
User avatar #119 to #114 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
yea, too bad that croats dont use cyrilic
but everything else is pretty accurate
he swears like a croat, he eats like one and has a croat nazi crest on the mask
User avatar #174 to #16 - ironwall (06/20/2015) [-]
Ironwall here. can confirm Ironwall Vault Game.
User avatar #57 to #5 - torky (06/17/2015) [-]
inb4 the Fallout Shelter clones come to Android before Fallout Shelter
User avatar #10 to #5 - congthea (06/17/2015) [-]
Money.
#9 to #5 - BoSvNCR ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
The same reason PS3 didnt Fallout 3 DLC for 2 years.

Bethesda is a bunch of money grubbing assholes. But they do make a fantastic game.
#23 to #9 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure all games being released by big companies on mobile devices go to Apple first. It's always been like that

the **** does "The same reason PS3 didnt Fallout 3 DLC for 2 years. " have to do with android?
#24 to #23 - BoSvNCR ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Because Xbox (like Apple) paid them to get it first. While PS3 users were left in the dark for years

Same thing here
User avatar #121 to #24 - irishalbino (06/17/2015) [-]
He said that they worked with apple to actually make the game though....
#127 to #121 - BoSvNCR ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
That may be true. But it most likely means Apple was willing to pay more to keep it on their devices
User avatar #128 to #127 - irishalbino (06/17/2015) [-]
I guess
#14 to #9 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
also ps3 was aids to work with and was extremely buggy with the game
User avatar #146 to #5 - sharknik (06/18/2015) [-]
>>#1, >>#2, >>#3, >>#5,

Android version was announced for later this month, calm the **** down everyone.
#170 to #146 - cornellexplain ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Few months
User avatar #135 to #5 - freakyorange (06/18/2015) [-]
Android uses a different code platform. They have to remake the entire thing. I'll bet they tried to get it out at the same time, but they only got done with the iOS version, and they wanted to release it at E3.
User avatar #133 to #5 - messerauditore (06/17/2015) [-]
Apple helped them make the app. Part of the deal was probably this exclusivity.
User avatar #115 to #5 - gunni (06/17/2015) [-]
Apple probably has an all exclusive contract going on with Bethesda, so we won't see it for android the next few months.
User avatar #111 to #5 - wotterpatch (06/17/2015) [-]
They made it on iOS first, and were in the middle of porting it to android. They didn't have enough time, they didn't meet their deadline. They originally wanted to release at the same time.
User avatar #11 to #3 - juter (06/17/2015) [-]
his mom
User avatar #130 to #2 - famkehoopers (06/17/2015) [-]
Lol, I am actually glad when games are first released to apple. They beta-test it so the android users get the better app without the pre-annoyance. Same holds for games that are released on console first. They are the pc's beta testers.

So thank you.
#13 - insertfjusername (06/17/2015) [-]
Goddamit apple
User avatar #136 to #13 - ptolomeus (06/18/2015) [-]
EXHALE DAMN YOU!
#171 to #136 - insertfjusername (06/18/2015) [-]
Its the doors fault
#19 - thelizardlord ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Am currently Playing this game.
I. ******* . Love. It.
User avatar #134 to #19 - warioteam (06/18/2015) [-]
damn, its a game? i thought it was a themed comic
whats it called?
User avatar #142 to #134 - misfitxcreepx (06/18/2015) [-]
Fallout Shelter. It's a mobile game you can get for apple devices. No Android support yet but they're working on it.
User avatar #144 to #142 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
Is it a payed app?
User avatar #148 to #144 - fridgelogic ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
No it's free.
User avatar #147 to #144 - misfitxcreepx (06/18/2015) [-]
I don't think so, I think it's totally free. I'm an android fag though so I don't know for sure.
User avatar #151 to #147 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah just got it. It's free. I was just curious because usually the fun games like this aren't free.
User avatar #87 to #19 - assdoreponyfucker (06/17/2015) [-]
I got 21 peoples and my vault number is 720 because I had anxiety over what vault number I got because
User avatar #36 to #19 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
Same

how many vault dwellers do you have? I currently have 33. Vault 360.
#38 to #36 - damnthatlego (06/17/2015) [-]
Vault 777, 36 Dwellers, and 5 preggo ladies. Love my tuned gatling laser.
User avatar #88 to #38 - assdoreponyfucker (06/17/2015) [-]
I have all my prego ladies pregged by one man
User avatar #168 to #88 - damnthatlego (06/18/2015) [-]
I have one guy that goes out to the wasteland for hours and days on end, he is the one who empreggos all m'ladies
User avatar #40 to #38 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
Yeah but do you have a guided fat man that does 22-29 damage?

I also have three dog, mister burke, and colonel autumn living in my vault
User avatar #93 to #40 - yudodat ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Buddy of mine got Sentinel Lyons in his first lunch box. She has full power armor and a Gatling gun. She stayed out for 12 hours the other day and took 0 damage.


He currently has 9 floors and 50+ people.
User avatar #94 to #93 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
I send out my follower Autumn out with 5 stimpacks and 5 rad away and he barely uses them, send him out for 10 hours at a time too
User avatar #96 to #94 - yudodat ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Just texted him asking how long shes stayed out. Says he sent her out with 1 stimpack and she didn't take any damage until she was out for 19 hours.
User avatar #150 to #96 - bionicpanda (06/18/2015) [-]
nice
User avatar #90 to #40 - assdoreponyfucker (06/17/2015) [-]
how much money did you put in that game so far
User avatar #91 to #90 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
$5
User avatar #45 to #40 - damnthatlego (06/17/2015) [-]
You can get a dog? Tuned gatling does like 24-28 damage I thought
User avatar #46 to #45 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
Three Dog is from fallout 3 you casual
#163 to #46 - verybigcupwithsoda (06/18/2015) [-]
Im planning on buying fallout 4 but dont know any of the games lore. Is there a website that i can read up on the lore or any important topics i should look up before i play.
User avatar #167 to #163 - bionicpanda (06/18/2015) [-]
Fallout Wikia is good. Just look up each game, they'll give you a good plot summary. You can basically just let your curiosity take you and go through a bunch of pages in the wiki.

Feel free to ask me anything :^)
#84 to #46 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
So are Burke and Autumn...
User avatar #85 to #84 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
I know, but look at his comment, "YOU CAN GET A DOG?"

He didn't know who Three Dog was.
User avatar #152 to #38 - dinoking (06/18/2015) [-]
Vault 712, 39 dwellers, 2 pregnant ladies.
User avatar #58 to #36 - thedecodedgamer (06/17/2015) [-]
28, vault 101 so original , love my tenpenny, my scribe and my Hardened fat man
User avatar #55 to #36 - phawsy (06/17/2015) [-]
17 dwellers, vault name is 495 (number form of the word die), was my second play through after the first everyone was half dead from radiated water and no resources so naturally assumed everyone dies quick
User avatar #56 to #55 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
same, my first vault was vault 23, happiness was at 10 percent and had no caps, started over, doing much better
User avatar #155 to #56 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
Started on my first day today. Vault 580 because 58 is my favorite number and was my football jersey number. Already got one dweller preggers in within an hour.
#51 to #36 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Vault 451 26 people
#39 to #36 - sillybiscuits (06/17/2015) [-]
Ditto. Vault 911 but only 19 dwellers
User avatar #41 to #39 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
911? Jeeze louise
#42 to #41 - sillybiscuits (06/17/2015) [-]
I figured it would remind the raiders that the jet fuel they're carrying won't melt my steel beams.
User avatar #44 to #42 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
I love it when Raiders to raid my vault because i have a fully upgraded vault door and it gives me enough time to send my best dwellers to the vault room who kill them within 10 seconds
#48 to #44 - sillybiscuits (06/17/2015) [-]
The first time they attacked, I only had two guys with armor and only one had a weapon. The one with the weapon was in the wasteland, so you can probably imagine how that went.
User avatar #49 to #48 - bionicpanda (06/17/2015) [-]
The only time my vault dwellers in my vault have died was when my large diner got a radroach infestation

tfw 4 armed dwellers all died to 3 radroaches
#50 to #49 - sillybiscuits (06/17/2015) [-]
****** super cereal, man.
#124 to #50 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Vault 109, the house number I live on, named three Dwellers after my and my roommates, got the MIRV in my first lunchbox. ****** cash.
#113 - zeruaargi (06/17/2015) [-]
Meanwhile, this guy ****** a ghoul.
#8 - friendlyanonymous (06/17/2015) [-]
Everyone in the world tryna find enough salt to keep the meat nice and preserved and this ***** ******* got it all in his attitude.
#22 - defski (06/17/2015) [-]
All but four of my vault dwellers are dead.
Help.
User avatar #30 to #22 - rubixium (06/17/2015) [-]
you can revive them with coins
User avatar #33 to #30 - defski (06/17/2015) [-]
Yup, very slowly though. Why did I have to rush the water treatment T-T
User avatar #32 to #30 - rubixium (06/17/2015) [-]
i mean bottlecaps
User avatar #81 to #22 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
we can only hope that you will never be powerful
User avatar #28 to #22 - naturalpanic (06/17/2015) [-]
how did this even happen! i watched a 30min video and it looked kinda hard to **** this up.
User avatar #54 to #28 - phawsy (06/17/2015) [-]
If you make too many buildings too quickly you have nopower, with no power you have no food or water, having too many people means no food or water,, food kills them, water radiates them to die faster, its all a chain reaction, expand to fast you lose
User avatar #172 to #54 - naturalpanic (06/18/2015) [-]
you could just sell a room or 2 right?
User avatar #173 to #172 - phawsy (06/18/2015) [-]
yea, but you end up losing lots of caps and i didnt realise how wasy it was with constant rushes
#34 - imnotbaisse (06/17/2015) [-]
i have all 3 bars almost full and everyone is healed and everyone is still at 10% happiness these needy bastards i swear
#43 to #34 - damnthatlego (06/17/2015) [-]
Remember to put them in places where their skills are. Like if someone has 3 Perception, and 1 strength and you put him in a nuclear reactor (strength) instead of a water treatment center (perception) they'll be less happy. Also building a radio center with people that have high charisma makes them very happy
Remember to put them in places where their skills are. Like if someone has 3 Perception, and 1 strength and you put him in a nuclear reactor (strength) instead of a water treatment center (perception) they'll be less happy. Also building a radio center with people that have high charisma makes them very happy
#169 to #43 - imnotbaisse (06/18/2015) [-]
thanks m80
User avatar #12 - shibblehiggins (06/17/2015) [-]
I have it for my phone, but after a while the game keeps crashing whenever i try to open it
Then again, it wouldn't be a Bethesda game if it didn't crash
User avatar #17 to #12 - tgruica (06/17/2015) [-]
Which one? Ipod touch?
User avatar #26 to #12 - flybager (06/17/2015) [-]
I have the same issue.
it's pretty obnoxious as relaunching the app to the point that you can get back to managing your vault takes so long, and it's not even for granted it wouldn't just crash again.

it's 2 loading screens which each take like 10 & 40 seconds respectively. Really annoying

Iphone 5 by the by.
User avatar #21 to #12 - defski (06/17/2015) [-]
If you're iPhone is anything older than an iPhone 5, it's kinda expected.
#29 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Fallout Shelter girls so thick they must have designed them after the Asian cosplayer in the pre-show.
#35 to #29 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Image for reference.
#15 - doublepzk (06/17/2015) [-]
One if these days, Mr. Gourdle.
#156 - severepwner (06/18/2015) [-]
Not that anybody cares, but it's relevance would be diminished at any other time.

When I made my first vault, I decided to make the number the birthday of my deceased sister. It was her birthday this Monday. Vault 615.
User avatar #158 to #156 - slayerdog [OP]ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
My birthday was on the 14th :o
User avatar #160 to #158 - severepwner (06/18/2015) [-]
Happy birthday.
User avatar #161 to #160 - slayerdog [OP]ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Thanks man, sorry about the sister.
User avatar #162 to #161 - severepwner (06/18/2015) [-]
It's a well healed wound. But you know, thanks.
#137 - burgonyasalata (06/18/2015) [-]
I played this game for 3 days and things were looking good.
Until this morning, when I discovered the hard way that radiation sickness spreads.
I've since uninstalled the app.
User avatar #143 to #137 - itembox (06/18/2015) [-]
Like people are transmitting radiation sickness to others?
User avatar #166 to #143 - sirpoopcloud ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
he probably fell into the red with water when that happens you get rad sickness
if you fall into the red with food your people lose health
and falling into the red with power cuts power to rooms meaning no new supplies from cut rooms
User avatar #154 to #137 - severepwner (06/18/2015) [-]
That shouldn't be how radiation sickness works. Unless they're literally radioactive.
User avatar #95 - LocoJoe (06/17/2015) [-]
I'm sitting here with my Galaxy S5 doing nothing fallout related.
#6 - funpunk (06/17/2015) [-]
Right now I'm wishing I had an iPhone. People 			****		 on it all the time, but the App Store gets everything first.
Right now I'm wishing I had an iPhone. People **** on it all the time, but the App Store gets everything first.
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